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As far as Conan [O'Brien] and him mocking Jesus, THAT FELLA better watch it or he will end up in a casket!.. I don't want him to die like that BUT if he continues to do that it would NOT surprise me to hear that it did OR that something happens to him.

watchinnworkin, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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PWEOTWEB

Wow, that sounds like a threat to me. Wonder if someone reported this back when it was posted.

5/27/2010 10:31:41 PM

Anon-e-moose

"As far as Conan [O'Brien] and him mocking Jesus, THAT FELLA better watch it or he will end up in a casket!.."

Seven years later... nope, nothing's happened to Conan, which resulted in him ending up in a coffin.

Jesus walks into a hotel, goes up to the booking desk, bangs a handful of nails on the counter and asks 'Will you put me up for the night?'

...nope, still alive. No thunderbolt from above, no smiting whatsoever! Why is this? (check one):

[ ] Jesus has done nothing to me, nor Mr. O;Brien, because he preached Love, Tolerance and Forgiveness. And he doesn't like anyone judging others on his behalf. Matthew 7:1 should give you the hint.

[ ] Nothing's happened to both of us, because Jesus (and therefore God) doesn't exist.

Choose wisely. Either way watchinnworkin & those of your ilk, you're fucked.

5/28/2010 7:14:32 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Jesus: the mob boss.

Alternatively

Being polite to Jesus: the road to immortality.

10/10/2010 8:12:37 PM

Swede

We will all end up in a casket, eventually.

10/11/2010 12:35:42 PM

The Wild One, Forever

Don't you guys ever get tired of making empty threats?

10/11/2010 6:21:27 PM



"We will all end up in a casket, eventually."

Those of us who are lucky anyway...

10/11/2010 6:42:35 PM
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