Fundie of the Year Voting!
If gays really could keep quiet, and separate, it would be one thing—but they have a way of ganging up on Lot’s door and demanding more victims to recruit.
[9/23/2008 1:30:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Rat of Steel
monotheists really could keep quiet, and separate, it would be one thing—but they have a way of ganging up on
our doors and demanding more victims to recruit."
First one in, BTW.
9/23/2008 1:31:35 PM
...but they have a way of ganging up on Lot’s door and demanding more victims to recruit.
And Lot, that paragon of righteousness, would have offered his children up to the crowd for a few hours of rape. Which is worse: fruits and queers having consensual adult sex; or a father offering his daughters for a full-fledged gang rape?
9/23/2008 1:37:44 PM
Redneck Bimbo Governor
And then Lot of course replies in a sane and logical manner by offering alternate victims instead of defending his household in some manner or leaving by the back door...and you all think that YOU should be the arbiters of morality???
9/23/2008 1:39:08 PM
So let me guess – you're gonna throw them your kids again?
9/23/2008 1:41:14 PM
That has to be one of the most immoral stories in the Old Testament and these 'tards hold it up as an example of shining Christian morality.
Way to miss the fucking point.
9/23/2008 1:43:33 PM
[If gays really could keep quiet, and separate, it would be one thing...]
...one thing against their rights to free speech and peacable assembly, that is...
[—but they have a way of ganging up on Lot’s door and demanding more victims to recruit.]
How did Lot deal with the situation he faced?
When was the last time that anything even remotely like this has even allegedly happened?
The only thing homosexuals have been demanding is equal rights under the law. How is it hurting you to give them this? What rights are you losing in the process?
9/23/2008 1:48:05 PM
If they have a way of ganging up, does that mean you will offer your kids to them somehow? And shit I don't see them anywhere demanding new victims to recruit. Certain Christians on the other hand...
9/23/2008 1:49:51 PM
Damn it, where are these gay recruiters when you need them, huh?
Seriously, bi-curious eighteen year old over here! Come get me!
9/23/2008 1:50:49 PM
Good old Free Republik.
9/23/2008 1:51:09 PM
Rat of Steel
"Seriously, bi-curious eighteen year old over here! Come get me!"
Don't tempt me, young sir.
9/23/2008 1:52:17 PM
9/23/2008 1:52:26 PM
Yeah, I can't count how many rabid, lust-crazed lesbians have stalked me through the streets and tried to break my door down to get at me....
9/23/2008 1:59:44 PM
LOL @ Rat & Mortok, gets popcorn.
9/23/2008 2:00:00 PM
Homosexuals are not the Borg. They are not trying to assimilate us.
And Brainy, I now have to clean off my monitor thanks to you.
9/23/2008 2:09:51 PM
Waiting for God
Representatives of the 'gay community' knock on my door all the time asking me to convert to homosexuality. They tell me that I am not saved and that I need to accept Julian Clary as my messiah else I will spend an eternity, suffering when I die....
I'd take a sausage fest over a fundie fest any day of the week. At least gay people can accept you for who you are and how you live your life, without trying to change you for their own benefit.
Fundies = intellectual terrorists.
9/23/2008 3:00:15 PM
I remember vividly the information fair that took place when I was in college. I saw their table, and it clearly said "The Gays" on a bright pink poster board covered in glitter. I should have known better, but I spoke to them anyway. Now I can't stop suckin the dick.
9/23/2008 3:00:29 PM
You really don't want to use Lot as a moralistic example.
9/23/2008 3:26:18 PM
Ah, Freepers. Stupid as always.
9/23/2008 3:26:42 PM
You ignorant, deluded little fuckup!
9/23/2008 3:37:45 PM
Yet you forget to mention how Lot offered his own virgin daughters to be raped by the crowd. Personally, I find this to be more offensive.
9/23/2008 3:48:13 PM
9/23/2008 3:50:10 PM
"If fundies really could keep quiet, and separate, it would be one thing—but they have a way of ganging up on our door s and demanding more victims to recruit."
9/23/2008 4:22:33 PM
/If gays really could keep quiet, and separate, it would be one thing/
In other words: pretend to be invisible. They are human beings, too, you moron.
/but they have a way of ganging up on Lot’s door and demanding more victims to recruit./
To echo Ambrielle's words, you really don't want to use Lot for your case. I don't care how "righteous" the Bible says he was, there is nothing righteous about offering your own children to complete strangers for them to abuse.
And by the way, there is a gay couple that lives on my floor down the hall. They have never knocked on my door to insist that I'm secretly a lesbian or other nonsense that you claim. So, FAIL.
9/23/2008 4:28:51 PM
1) Victims cannot be recruited into being gay.
2) Most homosexuals do keep to themselves regarding their sexuality.
3) Forced silence is repugnant.
4) Not all heterosexuals want to give their daughters up to be raped. Those who do, should be turned into pillars of salt.
9/23/2008 4:41:29 PM
Gays are not people. They are instruments of the devil sent forth to perpetrate gaudy fashion and horrible perfumes. They're also there to take that hot girl or guy you got your eye on just so you can't have them. Since gays are biological robots they cannot love, but they are programmed to spite.
9/23/2008 4:43:57 PM