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Yeah, like when the mother is a broken-down syphilitic, having already bred 8 other children who is living in poverty and gets herself impregnated by her boss who remains married to another woman. Certainly, in such a case the 'real ill effects of a birth CAN be seen with a fair degree of certainty.'

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Rahab

Yeah, because so many companies are willing to hire a \"broken-down syphilitic\" with 8 kids. Unless you mean she's sleeping with her pimp, in which case I hardly think he'd be married to another woman.

I don't think Albert has really thought this scenario through too well.

2/3/2007 1:46:03 AM
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H. Faustus Arash

--assuming he even thought.

10/27/2008 5:55:58 PM
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Uh

-- Assuming he can think.

11/19/2010 6:14:17 AM
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GigaGuess

This misses the punch line. "Congratulations, you just flushed the 9th Symphony along with Beethoven."

These people always love to point out that the fetus could be the next Beethoven, Einstein or Marie Curie. Point out that it could just as easily be the next Hitler, Dahmer or Charles Manson, and suddenly it's invalid.

11/19/2010 7:14:51 AM
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Anon-e-moose

"Yeah, like when the mother is a broken-down syphilitic, having already bred 8 other children who is living in poverty and gets herself impregnated by her boss who remains married to another woman. Certainly, in such a case the 'real ill effects of a birth CAN be seen with a fair degree of certainty.'"

Like those who give birth to fundies. Such as you eh, Al?

>:D

11/19/2010 7:52:09 AM
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Sorry to ask, was this book written by Kafka?

8/12/2011 10:59:20 AM
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Dr. Shrinker

Yeah, I remember this one girl, she was engaged to a manual laborer, then she went and got pregnant by some one else. So the father ran off and she had this bastard baby and went around like it was something special.

What was her name? Oh yeah, Mary.

8/12/2011 1:14:48 PM
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