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There are no attributes in God. That is anthropomorphism.
God is united to himself in a union of unity. God is indivisiable - there are no parts (attributes).

You said:
"As long as there is a single attribute God is plenty falsifiable". There is not a single attribute; so I guess by your own admission you are now a believer.

Max Verret, Pharyngula Blog Comments 20 Comments [9/30/2008 4:19:36 PM]
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J.T.

>>God is united to himself in a union of unity.<<
... What?

2/3/2009 3:56:31 AM



There are no attributes of god? Did this fundie just prove that god doesn't exist?

2/3/2009 4:35:26 AM



I see the words, I just can't make any coherent meaning out of them.

2/3/2009 4:51:57 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

God is indivisiable - there are no parts

So all that stuff about the father, son, and holy spirit is...?

2/3/2009 5:06:28 AM



The beauty of it all- there are no parts or attributes of God, because none exist.

6/5/2009 5:45:40 AM



This is the muslim version of God, actually. It's interesting as a theological concept. God is indivisable, so you can't separate God from God's creation or God's actions. It's a monotheistic version of pantheism.

Of course 1) This is all just apologetic somersaults of nonsense and 2) this is not the version of Islam we tend to get exposed to.

1/3/2010 12:13:17 AM

FSMpirate

So, by your own admission, "There are no attributes in God".

God = nothing

word salad = coming right up

1/5/2010 10:30:24 AM

Olivia

"united to himself in a union of unity" -- that is hilarious. It's like a Buffy quote.

3/11/2010 12:34:50 PM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

Why did he say "anthropomorphism"? I bet $10000000000000000 that he doesn't know what it means. Anthropomorphism means "like a human". For example, StarFox characters are anthropomorphs, that means they are half-animal-half-human.

"God is united to himself in a union of unity". WTF does that even MEAN?

And finally: "There is not a single attribute". I beg to differ. He is sadic (killing every Egyptian firstborn is not cute, wether they deserve it or not), and a mysogen (saying a woman shall stay by her man's side and obey everything he says [even if it's "don't go away" or "shoot this motherfucker in the balls" {murdering couples like Charle's Manson's gang}] is not giving freedom), among many other traits he has.

7/13/2010 7:24:31 PM

Agahnim

What?

11/12/2011 1:42:01 AM

Calim

If there is not a single attribute to God, It cannot logically exist. So I guess by your own admission you are now an atheist.

6/16/2012 9:39:56 AM

Madbull

Yo God, I heard you like Unity, so I united you to yourself so you can be in a union while you're in a union.

6/16/2012 1:28:05 PM

Madbull

And by the way. 'I am' can be attributed to God.

6/16/2012 1:41:08 PM

Lady Evil

Um....EVERYTHING has attributes! I keep a Rainbow Dash figurine on my computer. It is made of light blue plastic. It has four legs and two wings. It is inert. It has a tail made of blue and purple nylon and a mane made of red, orange, yellow and green nylon. Those are attributes.

I am looking at a hairbrush. It is made of dark blue plastic. It has a tapered handle with a hole in the end. The word "Conair" is printed on the handle. It has round tipped bristles. These are attributes.

I am looking at a Mexican 5 peso coin. it is round. It is metal. The outer edge is silver, the center is gold. One side has a picture of an eagle sitting on a cactus eating a snake under the words "ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS" and a half wreath of leaves at the bottom. The other side has the numbers 2006 $5 embossed. The edge has a pattern that appears to be inspired by the tribal designs of Native Mexicans. Those are attributes.

Attributes that are not immediately seen, yet true of these objects: The figurine has hair that's fun to comb and style and reminds people that there is a cartoon about the adventures of Rainbow Dash and her friends. The brush makes my hair bright and shiny while removing tangles. The 5 peso piece might buy me an egg if I take it to Mexico.

Hell, even fictional characters have attributes! Harry Potter has a scar on his forehead and can do magic. Frankenstein is made of sewn together body parts and wants a female. Superman has black hair and can fly. This person needs to learn what "attributes" means.

6/16/2012 3:31:25 PM

Canadiest

Really?

Then you're the go to guy today to answer the question that all Christians avoid.

What is the Holy Ghost?

6/16/2012 5:57:24 PM

Filin De Blanc

...huh?

6/16/2012 6:01:04 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Was going to "meh" until I read that smug last line. Now I'm on the fence.

6/16/2012 6:22:18 PM

JW

"God is united to himself in a union of unity."
I thought that uniting with oneself was a sin.

3/8/2013 5:09:41 AM

Sasha

Attributes are what indicate something exists. If your god has no single attribute, then he doesn't exist at all. I guess by your own admission you are now an atheist.

3/8/2013 3:06:03 PM

Blarghonius

You do realized that you just caused a paradox in your head, right? How can something have no attributes if it is unified and indivisible?\

Then again, the empty space in a fundie's skull is where paradoxes can live in peace.

3/8/2013 5:36:23 PM
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