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Well, you must have a different bible than I do, because in mine, the King James Versian, God does not kill people for swearing, being raped, or any other thing... When the world-wide flood happend, and Noah was called to build the ark, that was because there were too many people on the Earth...

fann_atick, ChannelOne.com BBS 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Somehow I don't think that you've read your Bible all the way through, because I seem to remember in the New Testament a couple getting killed for not paying full tithing.

12/20/2005 4:53:31 PM

Matilde

So, Jericoh was a bad taste joke?, and if the flood was because of that, why is God so judgamental in Herod or the Pharaoh?

4/12/2007 6:32:58 PM

Laurel

Why is it that the atheists are always more familiar with the Bible? Read your own damned book, willya?

4/12/2007 6:40:35 PM

Puck

Another offering of bovine excreta.

4/12/2007 7:01:09 PM

JP

I'm pretty sure everyone has a different bible than you do; if that's what yours says.

4/13/2007 8:15:40 PM

BurntBush

You have a bible? Read it.

4/13/2007 8:18:22 PM

Zidane


4/13/2007 8:19:05 PM

JesiLynne

He must have the PG-13 version of TKJ bible. To be completely honest, The Old Testament was full of violence and death. Remember Sodom and Gomorrah?

12/22/2008 10:11:42 AM

Lilith

For fann_atick's reading pleasure (because they have clearly never read the book):

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 (King James Version)
23If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

Leviticus 24:13-14 (King James Version)
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard [him] lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.

Genesis 6: 5-7 (King James Version)
And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.


So, three times the fail.





12/22/2008 11:17:04 AM

Canadiest

Well,"the King James Versian" would be different then. Was it written in Versia?

12/22/2008 1:22:45 PM

CailinBan

God sent the flood because there were too many people on earth???

a) That's not what it says in ANY 'versian' of the bible,

b) What a fucker God is,

c) It's WAYYYY more populated now, so why hasn't he flooded us recently?

d) You're an absolute dipstick.

12/22/2008 1:55:20 PM

Opopanax

So God, who is omnipotent and omniscient, accidently made too many people and decided to kill all but a handful to start over?

9/4/2009 7:54:56 AM

Iczer-04

you fail at the bible!

9/4/2009 1:24:16 PM

Caustic Gnostic

"Go on, Bald-head! Go on, Bald-head!"

9/4/2009 1:41:09 PM

Agahnim

I think you're into a different kind of stoning than the Bible advocates.

4/26/2012 2:25:24 AM
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