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#148036
Raggy
You must have pissed all of the beer out of your system before the coppers got near you. Did you check your pants afterwards?
1/28/2007 1:21:29 PM
#148041
hairband
God aids criminals now? What about Kent Hovind? Were his actions a bit too honest for God's tastes?
1/28/2007 1:30:38 PM
#148065
Eileen
If I believed any of that b.s. my money would be on, that it was the devil who helped him. So that he would do it again, run over some kid, who's mom would then get a shotgun and send a bullet through this guys empty head, sending his drunkdriving soul straight to hell.
1/28/2007 1:57:07 PM
#148068
Dave Bailey/Darwin
So let me get this straight; your god protects drunk drivers?
Then your god is a fucktard cocksucker who deserves nothing but contempt and hatred.
1/28/2007 2:02:31 PM
#148467
Beccs
SO now god protects idiots who drink and drive, endangering others.
1/29/2007 12:50:44 AM
#560817
QuarkyHadron
I think that might have been the work of Satan.
6/26/2008 10:57:50 PM
#560827
Dharmabum
Hey, fucktard, why doesn't God take miraculous control of other drunks' vehicles, you know, before they plow into a bunch of kids or a house or something?
Oh, wait, I know ... everyone who was ever killed by a drunk driver was a heathen atheist tool of Satan and deserved to die. Drunk drivers are the instrument of God, doing his work on earth. Bless him, praise him, yadda yadda.
6/26/2008 11:06:13 PM
#774863
dolphin8402
Umm...i thought Jesus was against drinking to get drunk? i guess not, my bad. the lesser known 11th commandment, "Thou shalt get wasted and put others lives in danger," probably didn't seem important enough to put in the bible.
11/19/2008 5:34:07 PM
#774866
Marcus
No, you just got very, very, very lucky.
11/19/2008 5:36:32 PM
#774919
GigaGuess
So...God's your accomplice?
11/19/2008 6:52:40 PM
#774945
Elphada
Makes me think of the bumper sticker "God is my co-pilot."
btw...you thought you had perfect control...you didn't. So when is the next time you'll pop a 12 and decided to drive? Will you say God intervened when you kill a mother, father and 3 children?
11/19/2008 7:17:19 PM
#1035734
So God bails out stupid-ass drunk drivers that put themselves and everyone else on the road at risk? You'd think that he'd have more important things to do.
10/12/2009 6:22:24 PM
#1035746
Shant
I hear adrenaline works wonders...
10/12/2009 7:33:29 PM
#1035755
Philbert McAdamia
One time I pounded down a sixer of Coors tallboys and wound my car up to about 90 on the freeway, when all of a sudden there appeared the flashing red lights in my rear view mirror. As I pulled over the ambulance passed me, so, of course I resumed my evil ways. Luck? Will I be forever condemned by the gods of comedy for not worshipping Cheech & Chong? I think the guys were funny, I have their albums, but come on, it was a happy circumstance and it's a good memory.
Partay on! Evoe!
10/12/2009 8:18:55 PM
#1035758
Jack D
Why don't we ever hear these stories on James Dobson's call-in segment?
Just remember this miracle, that twelve beers are never a LOT for God. Hallelujah!
10/12/2009 8:46:58 PM
#1118194
aaa
There are 2 things i find inexcusable in driving a car. Those are not using the seat belts and the other is being intoxicated while driving.
2/15/2010 6:08:14 AM
#1118196
Quantum Mechanic
God loves drunk drivers.
I hope you kill yourself before you kill someone else.
2/15/2010 6:09:31 AM
#1319310
Isn't the old anti-drunk driving message "When you drive drunk, you drive with the Devil"?
8/6/2011 12:41:03 PM
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