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You are such a fucking, ignorant, useless piece of trash. It is a sin to have sex before marriage, you fucking moron. Maybe if you read the Bible, you would know that. But i guess you wouldn't since you probably worship Satan with your disgustingly dirty girlfriend and don't even know how to read in the first place. The only thing that brings me consolation about your existance is know that your going to Hell when it's all over. :D

beth, myspace 91 Comments [9/29/2008 1:10:04 AM]
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Thejebusfire

[Maybe if you read the Bible, you would know that.]

Jesus was against cursing. "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned." (Mat. 12:36-37)

Maybe if you read YOUR bible, you would know that. Hypocrite.


9/29/2008 1:12:25 AM

vernuf

That hate is so very Christian of you, Beth.

9/29/2008 1:13:06 AM

Mortok

If you all hate Lindsay Lohan so fucking much, why are you reading her blog in the first place?

9/29/2008 1:15:03 AM

john

No. Don't listen to this non-Christian nut. She's probably one of them Satan-worshiping Catholics. As every Protestant fundie knows, salvation is by faith alone, not works. So screw your girlfriend all you want. Then after you're too old to get it up, say "I'm sorry, Lord. Jesus is my savior" and all will be forgiven. Mother Theresa is in hell. Jeffrey Dahmer is up in heaven munching on Buffalo human-fingers and snickering at her after finding Jesus in jail. [/sarcasm]

9/29/2008 1:20:58 AM

Jesus Klingon

Jesus loves you, you fucking asshole!

9/29/2008 1:40:26 AM

Malkavian Jeff

Feel the Christian love (that never read a bible).

9/29/2008 1:46:59 AM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

Jesus LOVES it when you talk dirty, Beth ;)

9/29/2008 1:54:32 AM

Fdragon

What a pleasne and charming person.

9/29/2008 2:00:27 AM

fritistat

Feel the love of a True Christian™.

PRAISE JAY-SUS!

9/29/2008 2:02:51 AM

GreenEyedLilo

"Don't even know how to read." So that's why she's writing a blog, right?

I can't believe I want to give Lindsay Lohan a hug, but I do right now.

9/29/2008 2:03:40 AM

threshold

Mom, is that you?

9/29/2008 2:10:39 AM

M.M.

The only thing that brings me consolation about your existance is know that your going to Hell when it's all over. :D

How very Christian of you.

9/29/2008 2:16:17 AM

shriekback

Wow, you're a bitch

9/29/2008 2:19:28 AM

PWEOTWEB

It's also a sin to cuss, you hypocritical cunt.

9/29/2008 2:24:28 AM

Tirya

Feel the Christian love...

::rolling eyes::

9/29/2008 2:24:54 AM



My, aren't you the most pleasant person.

9/29/2008 2:31:11 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

And that consoling you means that they'll see you there and you still won't be getting laid

9/29/2008 2:32:49 AM

Amanda

Gotta love those sweet, wonderful Christians, always loving everybody.

9/29/2008 2:41:36 AM

approximate

Somebody really needs to get fucked. Repeatedly.

9/29/2008 2:55:12 AM

Mike

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

9/29/2008 3:05:36 AM

Xin

Yeah, fuck that forgiveness and love stuff Jesus was talking about. Christian hate is the best!

9/29/2008 3:08:15 AM

Old Viking

Religion: Be the best that you can be.

9/29/2008 3:11:32 AM

Jarryl

"It is a sin to have sex before marriage, you fucking moron."

Unless you happen to be the daughter of Sarah Palin, or any other fundie who's in the media spotlight. Then you're immediately embraced, congratulated, even praised for enduring such a difficult situation. And to top it off, they'll take the pot-smoking, hockey-loving, redneck kid who knocked you up and force him to marry you. Gay marriage is an abomination of the "sacred institution", but Levi/Bristo isn't. That works how?

9/29/2008 3:20:15 AM

Sasha

Lindsay will probably have a lot more sympathy after people read your hateful little screed, beth. Good for you!

9/29/2008 3:25:47 AM

Pete

Sexually repressed much?

9/29/2008 3:38:50 AM
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