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Quote# 48122

You are such a fucking, ignorant, useless piece of trash. It is a sin to have sex before marriage, you fucking moron. Maybe if you read the Bible, you would know that. But i guess you wouldn't since you probably worship Satan with your disgustingly dirty girlfriend and don't even know how to read in the first place. The only thing that brings me consolation about your existance is know that your going to Hell when it's all over. :D

beth, myspace 90 Comments [9/29/2008 1:10:04 AM]
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#703402
Ark

She belongs on Theology Online.

9/30/2008 5:13:34 AM

#703614
enna

What a sick asshole

9/30/2008 4:48:01 PM

#703617
erin

Aw, how cute - he's never gotten laid!

9/30/2008 4:49:25 PM

#703730
Lucifer's Penis

@Xotan

Yeah, hee hee, I can be a little immature for my age XD.

Actually, I came up with that handle because I know fundies are obsessed with two things: sex and Satan. So I decided to give them the best of both worlds.

9/30/2008 8:00:23 PM

#703773
Lucifer's Penis

@JohnTheAtheist

Please, do not ask. I do not even fucking want to know.

9/30/2008 9:17:20 PM

#703867
wombat

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

9/30/2008 11:46:04 PM

#704822
opsman666

"But i guess you wouldn't since you probably worship Satan with your disgustingly dirty girlfriend and don't even know how to read in the first place."

Hmmm, I guess you skipped over that part in the Bible that said "Judge not, or ye shall be judged."

10/1/2008 11:03:45 PM

#704830
shutterbug

More likely beth is either secretly gay herself or jealous that someone else is having sex and she isn't.

10/1/2008 11:19:34 PM

#704868
Shadoboy

CHRISTIAN LOVE, BITCH! CAN YOU FEEL IT?!

10/2/2008 12:47:20 AM

#1343692
Big One

Why do you bother to write if he does not know how to read ?

Knowing others will suffer brings you consolation ?

I think you are fucked up. You do not need to accept Jesus as your personnal savior. Your need medical assistance.

10/25/2011 1:02:37 AM

#1386061
TheLastCenturion

the only thing that brings ME consolation is knowing that you are wasting your life in a bitter rage, and when its over there is nothing, while i only ever think about you when im on this site, and spend my time enjoying my time in any way i can.

3/26/2012 10:00:27 AM

#1386087
Misterboston

I think the primary reason these sexless Christian types get so excited about us "sinners" going to Hell as that they're living there already and they're lonely.

3/26/2012 11:07:30 AM

#1386121
Philbert McAdamia

you probably worship Satan with your disgustingly dirty girlfriend

I could take or leave the the Satan worship, but Damn, I like me some o' that "disgustingly dirty girlfriend" idea.

3/26/2012 1:01:56 PM

#1386243
Swede

"It is a sin to have sex before marriage, you fucking moron. Maybe if you read the Bible, you would know that."
Chapter and verse, please. What do you mean; you don't know? Oh, your pastor told you about this. So you haven't read the Bible yourself?

3/27/2012 4:34:51 AM

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Renon

But if he can't read, then both your message to him and the Bible are pointless~! :P

7/16/2012 7:56:59 PM
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