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Lately I have been harrassed by this girl at school. She is always trying to spend her time around me, and it makes me extremely jumpy and irritated. She starts speaking softly and asks how I've been, and tells me how attractive I am. What is especially scary is the lustful look she gives me with her eyes. Doesn't she realise she is committing sin by having these perverted thoughts about me?

Anyway, this has become unbearable lately. She has sent me messages and acted suggestively. I tried to complain to authorities but they just laughed it off. "Hey, It's all normal for people your age. A good-looking young man like you should get laid."

I lost my nerve about three days ago. I was actually scared about going to school, and decided to stay at home on the grounds that I was sick. I thought I would have some peace from this terrible lady now, but today she came to visit me again and she asked how I'd been. Then she tried to seduce me with her nasty feminine wickedness. I defended myself from her predatory advances by hitting the bitch on her face, and she collapsed on the ground sobbing, calling me with vile names. She slapped me weakly, and I threw her out of my apartment! Well, she deserved it anyway for her degenerate desires towards me. At least she isn't going to try to corrupt me ever again!

I just cannot imagine anything worse than sex. I mean, all that mixing of spit and bodily fluids. Truly disgusting and sick.

What in gods name do you people get out of sex? It consumes so much time, clouds people's minds, and burdens society. Life would be much better without people practicing this extremely sinful and degenerate act. I think sex should be banned and reproduction replaced with the use of artificial wombs. Does anyone agree?

Joona, Politicsforum 154 Comments [9/22/2008 9:07:37 PM]
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Distind

There is something very wrong with this boy... he actually believes the crap he's been told.

Oddly I've considered this the natural outcome of most of the 'sex ed' from conservative parents for a long time, I never really wanted to be right though.

9/22/2008 9:09:22 PM

Dr. Funkenstein

Goddamn it, Joona! NEVER pass up such a rare opportunity! No matter how close to asexuality Christianity has made you!

9/22/2008 9:10:58 PM

JR

Poe, or I don't want to live in this world anymore.

9/22/2008 9:11:38 PM



Poe, rated 1 accordingly.

9/22/2008 9:13:21 PM

Rubyfruit

....

Would a simple "No thanks" be enough, but no! Joona hits the poor girl!

...I am surely creeped out right now.

9/22/2008 9:13:53 PM

afacelessatheist

Troll or he has severe emotional problems.

9/22/2008 9:14:59 PM

Joe-Bob

Poe.

What gave it away was the fact that he is disgusted by this girl but allowed her into his apartment.

9/22/2008 9:20:45 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Edgar Allen, is that you?

(Sure sounds like a Poe to me.)

9/22/2008 9:21:00 PM

Lord Nikon

Poe or maybe this kid is a closet gay?

9/22/2008 9:21:17 PM

oidhche

If you're not a Poe, you don't deserve to live. Period.

Come on, man. A girl's trying to ask you out. And you do what? Hit her in return? Put yourself in her position. Try, just for a second, to imagine how she must've felt. Then go and jump off a cliff.

9/22/2008 9:26:31 PM

Gloob

POE. I'm pretty sure we've seen this guy's work here at fstdt before.

9/22/2008 9:28:23 PM

Brit-nontheist

If it's not a poe the human race ought to end here.

9/22/2008 9:28:38 PM

Distind

You guys don't know many nerd shuttins do you?

There really are people like this, though I'd like to pretend otherwise. Anyone want to go searching through politics forum to prove it either way? Hit me on the forums if you find anytihng.

9/22/2008 9:29:04 PM

Navelgazer

Step aside Joona...I'll take care of this situation!

9/22/2008 9:29:36 PM



Obvious poe is obvious.

9/22/2008 9:31:06 PM

solomongrundy

Poe for sure.

9/22/2008 9:34:34 PM

Grey Area

"What in gods name do you people get out of sex? It consumes so much time, clouds people's minds, and burdens society. Life would be much better without people practicing this extremely sinful and degenerate act. I think sex should be banned and reproduction replaced with the use of artificial wombs. Does anyone agree?"

Thus speaks a man who has never had sex.

Isn't this how serial killers are born?

9/22/2008 9:38:24 PM

perdurabo

If this isn't a Poe, then I suggest Joona just go ahead and cut off his privates with a rusty butter knife.


9/22/2008 9:41:20 PM

Pyroclasm

Hey, send her my way.

9/22/2008 9:41:49 PM

Doctor Whom

I just cannot imagine anything worse than sex. I mean, all that mixing of spit and bodily fluids. Truly disgusting and sick.

What in gods name do you people get out of sex? It consumes so much time, clouds people's minds, and burdens society. Life would be much better without people practicing this extremely sinful and degenerate act. I think sex should be banned and reproduction replaced with the use of artificial wombs. Does anyone agree?


Poe.

9/22/2008 9:44:59 PM

Fera

I defended myself from her predatory advances by hitting the bitch on her face, and she collapsed on the ground sobbing, calling me with vile names. She slapped me weakly, and I threw her out of my apartment!
I can't blame her! Hell, I'd be doing the same stuff if a guy punched me in the face! (Maybe not weakly slapping though.)

Well, she deserved it anyway
Bullshit

Life would be much better without people practicing this extremely sinful and degenerate act. I think sex should be banned and reproduction replaced with the use of artificial wombs.
Funny, usually you guys are for sex. Well, mostly for the making life half of it. And by the way...artificial wombs? Won't work.

Also, aren't you the guys who say "DON'T KILL THE BABY!!!" ?

9/22/2008 9:47:59 PM

IanC

Please be a poe. Please, oh lord PLEASE!!!

9/22/2008 9:50:32 PM

Megan

I think sex should be banned and reproduction replaced with the use of artificial wombs. Does anyone agree?

I'm all for the artificial wombs but can we keep the sex please?! those of us who aren't brain washed seem to enjoy it!

9/22/2008 9:56:01 PM

Lucilius

Closet case. Repression=rage.

9/22/2008 9:59:23 PM

GigaGuess

Poe, Poe, a thousand times, Poe.

9/22/2008 9:59:36 PM
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