Joona #fundie politicsforum.org

Lately I have been harrassed by this girl at school. She is always trying to spend her time around me, and it makes me extremely jumpy and irritated. She starts speaking softly and asks how I've been, and tells me how attractive I am. What is especially scary is the lustful look she gives me with her eyes. Doesn't she realise she is committing sin by having these perverted thoughts about me?

Anyway, this has become unbearable lately. She has sent me messages and acted suggestively. I tried to complain to authorities but they just laughed it off. "Hey, It's all normal for people your age. A good-looking young man like you should get laid."

I lost my nerve about three days ago. I was actually scared about going to school, and decided to stay at home on the grounds that I was sick. I thought I would have some peace from this terrible lady now, but today she came to visit me again and she asked how I'd been. Then she tried to seduce me with her nasty feminine wickedness. I defended myself from her predatory advances by hitting the bitch on her face, and she collapsed on the ground sobbing, calling me with vile names. She slapped me weakly, and I threw her out of my apartment! Well, she deserved it anyway for her degenerate desires towards me. At least she isn't going to try to corrupt me ever again!

I just cannot imagine anything worse than sex. I mean, all that mixing of spit and bodily fluids. Truly disgusting and sick.

What in gods name do you people get out of sex? It consumes so much time, clouds people's minds, and burdens society. Life would be much better without people practicing this extremely sinful and degenerate act. I think sex should be banned and reproduction replaced with the use of artificial wombs. Does anyone agree?

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