[Wiccan Accidentally Stabs Herself in Foot With Sword During Good Luck Ritual]
lol it serves her right for worshipping satan
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Okay, I happen to like Wicca and the Wiccan religion and ceremonies and so forth, but this was pretty damn funny.
lol it serves her right for worshipping satan
THOU IS PRONOUNCED GUILTY OF THE CRIME OF ANTI-LULZ!
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Tell me, do you worship Shiva? What, you don't? Of course not, Shiva isn't a part of your religion (of course you think Shiva is Satan is disguise).
Well, Satan is not a part of the Wiccan religion, he's a part of the Christian religion. Please, get it right, you tit.
Ok, the Wiccan in question was being foolish (I believe, from one of the stories that I read she was also somewhat inebriated--booze and sharp objects just don't mix). But this comment : "a faith based on Renaissance Festival playtime" is at least as offensive as the fundy's comment, and just as false.
Really stabbing yourself in the foot while attempting a 'good luck ritual' is pretty damn funny..
Okay, how come these Rapture Retards get to say that since she stabbed herself she should reevaluate her beliefs. If anything bad happens to them they don't think about switching religions, they just claim it's god 'testing them.' If they get hurt, but they could've been hurt a lot worse, they claim they're 'blessed.' Seriously, wtf?
Oh yes that was a great thread, the Christian love and compassion just oozed from every post. Fucking harpies (yes ladies I know that's a hard word, put your babbles down and dig the dictionary out from under the donut boxes!).
one of the responses say:
I ran a half round piece of metal right through my foot, when I was little. Went in the bottom, slipped between the bones and came out the top. OUCH!!!
The stitches left a permanent foot smiley
Doctor said I was lucky, Mom says I'm blessed.
God protects His children, even the clumsy ones.
Sounds like this gal could use the protection!
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So let me get this straight. If a non-christian hurts themselves then it is proof that their religion is wrong. If a christian hurts themselves then it is proof that their religion is right.
I'm Wiccan and got a chuckle out of this but this moron hasn't a clue.
to lambofchrist(and we know you guys read this site): Not too long ago a young girl died because she didn't receive proper medical care for her diabetes. Her parents and pastor "prayed" over her and left it 'in God's hands.' That's what you get for
blind obedience, ignorance and fear. I'm sure there are plenty of other cases where you guys left everything in "God's hands" and the person died. I do not worship satan. I don't believe in the Christian red, horned, pointy tail deity. Humans have the capacity for evil and that scares me enough. Get your facts straight.
RR....what a gold mine for stupidity
Way to go, lambofchrist, aka. Buzz Killington.
There are few things that could make that unfunny, but you could hardly avoid blurting that one out, could you?
I do feel sorry for the wiccan person, though. That must have hurt.
@ Jay-Sus:
Yes, but everyone knows that anyone who says they don't believe in God or Satan is just trying to hide from the truth in their own heart, and they really actually do know that they're going against God's holy word, and blah blah blah...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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