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"Show me evidence that disproves the scientific view."


The Bible.

drf333, BBC Religion and Ethics 47 Comments [9/29/2008 8:06:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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The L

*gasp* It all makes sense now!

No wait, it doesn't. Sorry, your religious book says nothing about why we shouldn't study the world around us.

9/29/2008 8:07:55 PM

diereligiondie

When will they learn that the Bible is not a valid source of scientific evidence?

9/29/2008 8:08:47 PM

Mayhem


9/29/2008 8:11:02 PM

Old Viking

No, no, I meant show me evidence that disproves the scientific view to someone with a functioning mind.

9/29/2008 8:11:28 PM

aaa

Groan...

9/29/2008 8:14:48 PM

Jesus Klingon

No.

9/29/2008 8:24:08 PM

cool cats

Now if you can explain how the Bible refutes science...

...crickets chirping...

I thought so.

9/29/2008 8:25:15 PM



now we hear the drums, indicating the comedian has just made his punchline.

ta-dam-DAM.

cue recorded audience laughter.

9/29/2008 8:31:44 PM

El Guapo

If you are using evidence to refute something, you are relying on the "scientific view" already.

Science (as a program) can't be refuted empirically.

9/29/2008 8:32:28 PM

Damen


9/29/2008 8:34:49 PM

tracer

No no, he said evidence.

9/29/2008 8:35:00 PM

lupinella

An anthropomorphized talking book? Not a great debater.

9/29/2008 8:41:52 PM

Papabear

I've read the Bible many times, but I don't recall any part of it which can be called evidence against science. That would be like saying that the story of the 3 little pigs is evidence for construction laws.

9/29/2008 8:43:47 PM

anevilmeme

A collection of bronze age myths is not scientific evidence, get the fuck over it and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

9/29/2008 8:53:51 PM

Godbuster

[citation still needed]

9/29/2008 8:56:31 PM

Freboy

Great, a reference.

Next step: One based on repeatable observations.

9/29/2008 9:04:02 PM

Lucilius

That's drf333's answer to 50 percent of all questions. The answer to the other 50 percent is "9-11."

9/29/2008 9:14:28 PM

anonymous

yeah, but I have a index card that says "The Bible is null and void. -God"

9/29/2008 9:20:36 PM

Pyroclasm

No, he said "evidence". Not religious myth.

9/29/2008 9:46:11 PM

Mortok

Show me evidence that drf333 has even one working synapse.

...

Yeah, I thought so.

9/29/2008 10:01:42 PM

WhyDontYou.Org.UK

Hmm. Methinks this person has a different understanding of the word "evidence."

9/29/2008 10:24:43 PM

Amanda

How about I scribble SCIENCE SUCKS on a piece of paper? That has about as much merit as the bible. No thanks necessary!

9/29/2008 10:45:01 PM

Jay-Sus

A talking snake! That proves that science is a complete load.

9/29/2008 11:07:49 PM

werewolf

You silly man, what was asked for is evidence.

9/30/2008 12:16:44 AM

Michael

Semi-literate Bronze Age Goat Sodomisers are not scientists.

9/30/2008 3:45:17 AM
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