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And I personally think society is better without atheism. Good thing heaven won't have any atheists in it.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Trask

Good thing Hell won't have any of you fundies in it. Party!

8/14/2009 1:55:15 PM

Angua

Yeah, if what Magus55 said about Heaven were true, well . . .

Hmmm. You're right Trask.

Would I want to spend the rest of eternity with people like Magus55? Or in Hell, if all the atheists are there, well, there are some pretty cool atheists out there.

Spending eternity with people like Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Philip Pullman, Terry Pratchett, Woody Allen, etc. seems like a lot more fun to me than spending eternity with people like Magus55.

8/14/2009 2:14:17 PM

Kuyohashi

It would be absolutely hilarious if it turned out that Heaven had nothing but atheists in it, actually.

I can't imagine how that would happen, but it would certainly make a few heads explode!

3/30/2011 5:49:01 PM

Justanotheratheist

If fundie idiots are the only ones going to heaven then I have to agree 200% with your second sentence.

Imagine spending eternity with Carico, Andy Shatfly, Phyllis Shatfly, et al. It would be hard to tell which was heaven and which was hell.

3/31/2011 2:28:35 AM

Canadiest

Heaven and hell is to limiting, more variety would be a better afterlife. Like cities for Atheists, Christians, All other faiths and one dismal little Right-Wing Christian town.

They would have to live in the world they wanted with all the rules they think would create a Utopia.
Make a good Twilight Zone episode anyway.

I'm not saying Atheist town would be a Utopia but most of us believe in secular laws and freedom from religious dictates, so Fundie town would be a shithole in comparison.

3/31/2011 5:50:28 AM

The Duelist

Maybe that's because Heaven doesn't exist, Magus; ever think of that?

3/31/2011 10:14:19 AM

Anon2

I never understood why this strange "belief" thing is absolutely necessary to enter this weird place called "Heaven".

Is "God" such an insecure, jealous twat that he cannot stand a loyal opposition? If so, he would be the most pathetic loser ever.

3/31/2011 10:32:26 AM

Crimson Lizard

Yeah, society was so much better when you could accuse your neighbour of being a witch with no evidence whatsoever and enjoy his property... until you were accused in your turn.

These fundies never think it could happen to them. In their world, they're always the ones handing out the pain.

7/27/2012 9:27:26 PM

Nagol

Personally I think you're wrong and that religion is responsible for many evils in the world.

7/27/2012 9:37:48 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Heaven is a myth for idiots.

9/3/2012 5:54:31 AM

Anon-e-moose

Prove a 'heaven' exists first.

...meanwhile, on Planet Reality, with an increasingly Atheistic Western world (certainly Europe)...! >:D

9/3/2012 6:34:34 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Heaven is a myth for the dismally stupid.

10/21/2012 10:13:19 AM

Saringuy

You cannot even begin to fathom how utterly redundant that last sentence is.

11/24/2013 3:03:17 PM
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