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#702257
Redneck Bimbo Governor
Is a demon procession like a parade?
9/29/2008 10:40:27 AM
#702262
aaa
Kid, what do you know about Europe?
9/29/2008 10:55:31 AM
#702264
Quantum Mechanic
"demon procession"
They're having a parade?
Why did no one tell me?
9/29/2008 11:07:49 AM
#702273
upallnite
I was there with the shriners!
9/29/2008 11:14:09 AM
#702276
Michael
Witchcraft and Demon POSSESSION (fundies can't spell as usual) are RELIGIONS every bit as much as Christianity - the biggest fake of them all.
The Founding Fathers did love Europe, but not the guys in charge at the time.
9/29/2008 11:15:45 AM
#702277
Dan Onymous
The revolution wasn't about disliking Europe, it was about disliking foreign rule. Not the same thing by any means. Most of the people fighting against independence were actually American.
9/29/2008 11:16:18 AM
#702279
IanC
Oh boohoo, a random asshole doesn't like us. Oh im going to cry my eyes out.
9/29/2008 11:19:37 AM
#702282
Mortok
Is it a normal demon parade, or a gay pride demon parade?
9/29/2008 11:20:53 AM
#702301
Alcari
Mortok wins this comment page
9/29/2008 11:53:19 AM
#702304
Darth Wang
Biblically incorrect. Witchcraft comes from Satan, and so do demons. So it didn't exist before God created Satan. You fail @ Christianity
9/29/2008 12:07:49 PM
#702310
freako104
The Revolution was against leaders who were trying to rule them with an iron fist and tax them.
9/29/2008 12:16:57 PM
#702312
Grigori Yefimovich
Somebody's never heard of The Enlightenment, and it's not Benjamin Franklin.
9/29/2008 12:21:03 PM
#702315
Rebelling against rule by England =/= Having a massive-hate-on for all of Europe.
or:
So that's why France helped us out with that one… Because we hated all of Europe, which includes them.
9/29/2008 12:25:01 PM
#702325
Fdragon
Acutally, from what I have read the Founding Fathers did indeed hold Europe in high esteem, and it was with great relctance that they fought for independence. Not because they did not belive in it, but because they loved Europian socity so much.
9/29/2008 12:34:35 PM
#702352
kingoftheheavies
Wait...
gawd created witchcraft and demon possesion? Since they were around before man and all that tripe.
I'm beginning to think your gawd is a dick, making all this evil shit.
9/29/2008 12:53:20 PM
#702359
Reverend Jeremiah
To all non-Americans on this board, not all of us Americans think this way and are embarassed when our citizens say things like this, or "freedom fries", or other such non-sense like that. We appreciate and respect our allies and friends.
9/29/2008 1:00:47 PM
#702362
Bri
I guess demon procession is what summertime was talking about to get your demon exercised.
9/29/2008 1:01:40 PM
#702378
Elphada
@ Reverend Jeremiah: I cringed when I heard the term "freedom fries."
my dear T Stewart: ever been to Europe? There's an arse load of history, architecture, art, FOOD :), etc. over across the Pond. Don't knock it.
9/29/2008 1:29:50 PM
#702401
The L
Wow. I want to see a demon procession! I hear they have excellent pyrotechnic displays.
Reverend Jeremiah: I only call them "freedom fries" if they're "free" of calories. In other words, never.
And why does no one ever mention "liberty cabbage?"
9/29/2008 1:57:35 PM
#702437
Xotan
Europe means a lot more that the anglophone area. Many of the founding fathers were oriented towards France rather than Britain.
Vive la France! She gave you Lady Liberty, the Archangel of all Liberals! But the American revolutions hasn't happened - yet! It could be around the corner if America is allowed to sink any further, though. There are many Americans who, properly, are upset by the bad deal they've been getting over the past 8 years.
I have a vision of a Mardi Gras (French!!!!) of Demons all got up in their best cozzies and ready to march down Main Street America led by a band of devils playing jazz. But somehow I think you meant possession - like owning a house, you know? Then there is re-possession (after foreclosure) which is what pastors try to do in Jayzuz'z name. But it doesn't always work.
A final point. You have omitted quite a few apostrophes. Please learn all about them and how to use them. It would be so much more pleasant then to read you turgid shite if you did.
9/29/2008 2:23:09 PM
#702496
GigaGuess
@Reverend Jeremiah
Oh, believe me. I'm aware that the people who end up getting heard are usually the vocal minority...and unfortunately, outside of a few rare cases, IQ tends to decrease as volume increases...
I just cringed when I heard the "Freedom Fries" crap, though. A country that has nothing to do with an event refused to be dragged into a war that was essentially an international embarrassment in waiting. In my eyes, they should have been applauded...not reviled.
9/29/2008 3:05:23 PM
#702503
NoAstronomer
History Fail.
9/29/2008 3:07:29 PM
#702561
myheadhurts
Since the beginning of time? So god practiced witchcraft before humans came along. That explains a lot.
9/29/2008 3:58:28 PM
#702605
Moondog
My parents told my sister and me there was no such thing as witches, or ghosts or monsters when we were kids. It made scary shows on TV or scary stories that much easier to deal with when we were little. If a five-year-old knows there's no such thing as witches, but I'll watch it on Scooby-Doo just the same, why does an adlult still believe in them? Are you really that dumb?
9/29/2008 4:37:41 PM
#702643
Brenz
Yeah, just look at the disdain they bore France.
I love my country, but I might shout "USA" louder if the rest of the crowd doing it wasn't so stupid.
9/29/2008 5:12:59 PM
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