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The fact that proud athiest do not believe in anything of the supernatural is normal for them. They hold thier superiority over all who believe in a diety. Which is 95% of the Earths population. So as the Bible says: Things of the Spirit are foolishness to those who don't know the Spirit. But remember science 500 years ago SWORE that the Earth was flat. The Bible said it was round. 1500 years ago the best minds in the world believed theEarth was the center of the universe. The Bible says the sun is the center of the universe. Many athiest who mock all things of God...quietly entertain the thought of visiting a psychic, or believe a yogi may be truly enlightened. So it comes down to a hatred of God and Christianity...based on almost ZERO knowledge of God and Holy Bible. Remember this athiest....if you can prove scientifically (which... without God science is all you have in life) ANY part of the BIble to be false....you will not only destroy Christianity, but you will be famous and rich....(which is the true source of happiness right?) not all the Bible...not the tough parts...just any ONE part of the Bible. You prove it wrong...with all your vast superiority and you will do what no man... including those with greater minds than yours, I'm sorry to state...can do. Go ahead and try. Get started. Stop screaming at religious nut cases and end this arguement once and for all. Prove the Bible wrong. You should be able to do it since it a "collection of myths," and you are so much more intellectual than those knuckle-draggers that believe this stuff...so prove it wrong. OR.....give a second look

JImbob, timesonline 17 Comments [9/30/2008 5:39:51 PM]
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That Goggles Kid

The Bible said it was round

Take a disk, and describe its shape. Congratulations, you described the shape of a biblical Earth.

10/11/2008 2:01:04 AM

SSJPunk

Isn't there something in there about 4-legged insects? I'd use reality to disprove that one, but you would probably say reality doesn't count.

10/11/2008 2:23:35 AM

flashbazzzbo

Well,lets see,Noah's Ark,the Flood,giants,a guy walking on water,resurrection,bodily ascension into the sky,turning water into wine,an invisible man who hears your quiet mumblings and then intervenes into your physical life in answer to said mumbling ,etc.,turn in your books and thanks for playing...

10/11/2008 6:00:54 AM

Slayer

Sorry, science is what said the Earth was not flat and science is what said the Earth was not the center of the universe. The Church advocated that nonsense.

As for proving parts of the Bible to be false, it's been done. Fundys give excuses as to why the parts are not false:
"That's a mistranslation!"
"That is taken out of context!"
"You are misinterpreting that!"
"That is old testament!"
"God just told the ancient people that because they weren't smart enough to understand the truth!"
Ect.

Take the Bible's very clear statement of "pi = 3." That has been shown to be false. Christians either don't care that the Bible contains false statements, or they justify them using one of the excuses listed above.

10/11/2008 6:27:04 AM

Tired Christian

@Slayer :
It's either don't care, or stop being christian. Which isn't a whole lot of choice.

...and since I openly admit that there are flaws in the bible (particularly some of the shitty laws)...well, I'm kinda having to assume they are mistrans- fine the bible is crap, is that what you wanted to hear. I'm only 'christian' because that's how I've been raised.

In all seriousness, the commenter is a complete idiot.

10/11/2008 7:38:42 AM

Cynic

How about bats being mammals, not birds?

5/1/2009 10:26:17 AM

EvoPagan

I don't believe in a diety. Dieties don't work. They told me so on a Jenny Craig commercial.

5/1/2009 11:06:02 AM

JDC1

In both Leviticus and Deuteronomy is where the
Bible claims that rabbits chew their cud, the coney too. That is also where is says that bats are birds and other myths.
This is just for starters.

5/1/2009 11:28:36 AM

Table Rock

The Bible says the sun is the center of the universe

The bible is still wrong. The Sun is the center of our SOLAR SYSTEM, not the universe.

Care to try again?

5/1/2009 11:44:54 AM

LDM

You obviously haven't been watching the History Channel lately.

9/30/2009 7:27:50 PM

Philbert McAdamia

not all the Bible...not the tough parts...just any ONE part of the Bible.

"Tough parts" of the babble? To me it's why would anybody pay any attention to it at all.

9/30/2009 8:15:39 PM

ecoline

Been there, done that. Now where are my riches, bro?

10/1/2009 12:59:47 AM

EvoPagan

I can't get past "athiest". Learn to fucking spell. An occasional error is one thing, but continually misspelling the same word, when it is the word used to refer to the people whom you are addressing, is really too much.

Also, you have far, far too many ellipses. You are not writing dialogue. Take a refresher course in basic English before you get back on the Internet. Oh, I see that your username is Jimbob. NEVER FUCKING MIND.

10/1/2009 3:24:30 AM

Caustic Gnostic

The scientific method has proven, time and again, that god is incompetent, unreliable, and totally superfluous.

The members of god's various fan clubs should take a few hints from the Mouseketeers. I mean, good old Mickey actually had a point.

10/1/2009 7:32:59 AM

Anky

Giants totally existed. Because giants are awesome. And awesome things exist.

10/1/2009 10:10:14 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Post that ludicrous crap without a computer.
Go ahead.

10/10/2013 10:37:58 PM

Swede

Atheists are mostly the humble ones; we realize that we don't know everything, and we are eager to know more about this world and how it works. We do not think we're superior over all who believe in a "diety", just the fundie ones who refuse to believe in reason also.

About 13 percent of the world's population is atheists or non-religious. Buddhists are religious people, but don't believe in a "diety".

Science 500 years ago knew that Earth was round, they just underestimated its size. Columbus and Amerigo and the other Spanish blokes knew they weren’t' about to fall off the end of the World, but most thought they were looking for a new way to China. The Bible says it's a disk AND that it has four corners. Chapter and verse where the Bible says the sun is the center, please.

It's completely pointless to hate something that doesn't exist, stupid. What you can hate are the people who say they are doing "God's work", like some Godwin thing that shall not be mentioned...

Many fundies show with almost indecent clarity that they know next to nothing about what the Bible really says. The Bible has two different creation stories that contradict each other, and both can't be true. We have pointed this out thousands of times, but Christianity is not destroyed, and we're neither famous nor rich. Isn't lying against your religion?

Neither fame nor riches is the source of happiness, stupid. Fame is just as much a liability as an asset, and riches can remove a lot of troubles, making it easier to achieve happiness, but they are not happiness in themselves.

Honey, we're not the ones saying that the Bible has any relevance in today's society, you are. As you're the ones making the claim, you have the burden of proof. There are pages upon pages on the Internet stating all the inconsistencies and contradictions and obvious errors in the Bible, but none of you fundies care to listen.

10/10/2013 11:33:22 PM
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