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I was driving my Chevy Monza, which I had never had any problems with... and was waiting for the traffic to clear so I could turn. But, the car died. I turned the key several times but it wouldn't turn over... Just then, <u>there was a three car pile up</u> in the intersection... Right where I'd have been if the car had not died. As soon as I stopped shaking and thanked God, I turned the key. The car started up immediately <u>and I went on my way</u>, but the opposite direction from what I had planned. [Emphasis added]

BeeSavedToo, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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sofia the antichrist

Turning around and driving away instead of helping the crash victims? How very christian of you.

6/25/2008 9:21:36 AM

Me

Not that ready, obviously...

6/25/2008 12:15:34 PM

DinDC

The only miracle in this is that he had a Chevy Monza with which he had no problem.

6/25/2008 12:28:39 PM

Blackclaw

So God saved you and then you left the victims there.

You better really hope your right about that "good works don't count" thing.

6/25/2008 2:01:31 PM

Harry

The carburetor was flooded. Chevy Monzas had them.

You wait, the car starts.

6/25/2008 2:17:48 PM

Alethe

Do you remember a story, I think it's called 'The good Samaritan' or somesuch?

6/25/2008 3:46:00 PM

aaa

Shitty build quality?

12/25/2008 2:59:31 PM

Darwin

1) Prove it

2) Prove it was anything other than coincidence

12/25/2008 3:51:59 PM

Philbert McAdamia

...and that, Judge Judy, is the proof that it wasn't me after all that caused any of that shit. Can I go now?

12/25/2008 4:27:11 PM

rw23

You flooded it.

12/25/2008 10:55:40 PM

a mind far far away

That was a main problem with carbeurators that older model cars had problems with. The same thing happened to me several times in an old '85 Ford F-150 I used to have. Problems between the alternator (sp?) and battery can cause similar problems. So, no, there was no deity involved. Just bad mechanics. Thank science for EFI.

12/25/2008 11:45:02 PM

FSMpirate

Screw them! They're with JEEBUS NOW!!

2/25/2010 6:40:26 AM
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