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Sadly 98% of the population of the world will perish and go to Hell having totally rejected Jesus as Lord and Savior.

The US sadly will be judged very, very severely by God as well.

s, timesonline 33 Comments [9/27/2008 2:14:28 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Dracori

Any sensible person wouldn't worship an asshole who tosses his children into a Lake of Fire for stupid reasons.

9/27/2008 2:21:21 AM

Mortok

When I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord, my soul to keep,
But if your soul's in Heaven as well,
I hope he sends me straight to Hell.

9/27/2008 2:28:17 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

Mortok FTW!!!!

9/27/2008 2:29:00 AM

Nihlum

Hahahah nice one Mortok.

9/27/2008 2:33:57 AM

C_V


soooooo, either 'christians' are a majority and should have their way, or they're such a minority (I guess this is where the "true" part would come in) that they're ever so persecuted. which is it?

9/27/2008 2:42:24 AM

Jay-Sus

Mortok wins the internet.

9/27/2008 2:48:41 AM

Old Viking

But he loves you.

9/27/2008 3:08:45 AM

myheadhurts

What happened to Jesus going after the stray sheep? What a total fuck up. God's fault for hiring his son as middle management instead of picking someone qualified.

9/27/2008 3:12:59 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

WOW.. your god is a major dick..and what kind of person would worship that?

9/27/2008 4:23:04 AM

Illuminatalie

You weasel, obviously any God that hates 98% of the world's people, is not a GOOD God, but the God of evil psychopaths.

9/27/2008 5:02:29 AM

Osiris

Your all powerful, all knowing, all loving, supreme deity seems to have a very shitty method of saving mankind.

9/27/2008 5:03:36 AM

anonymous

Sadly, strippers and prostitutes do not go to your Heaven.

Have fun up there.

9/27/2008 5:16:25 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Hm, we all go to hell and burn in a lake of fire forever and more for the slightest of all imaginable offences, and this is just, merciful and loving. But the U.S. is getting severe treatment. And not only that, but even very, very severe. OMG, how bad can it get?

9/27/2008 5:24:54 AM

Eden

I wonder how long it will take until the majority of christian fundamentalist understands that the constant threats of burning in hell if you don´t follow fundamentalist christianity don´t drive people towards religion but rather away from it (at least those people that aren´t already caught in the spiderweb of christian fundamentalism ;) )

9/27/2008 5:40:29 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

So God has a 98% failure rate with his product? He's not very good, is he? In both senses of the word.

9/27/2008 7:45:52 AM

aaa

Hell is a lot jollier.

9/27/2008 9:20:01 AM

Smokey

Yes, I'm sure you're very sad about 98% of the world supposedly perishing in your ridiculous hell, especially since you're sure that you would definitely be among the 2%saved.

9/27/2008 2:29:16 PM

FMG

Who says you are one of the 2% who is going to go to heaven?

9/27/2008 2:37:59 PM

Lulzmonger

Heaven for climate, hell for company.

9/27/2008 3:07:11 PM

letsbegods

98%? Hope I can find a seat...

9/28/2008 3:32:56 PM

Berny

That would make your god a supremely sadistic asshole.
Fuck him.

9/29/2008 1:00:34 AM

shriekback

Am I the only one who gets extremely annoyed when fundies begin sentences with "sadly"?

9/29/2008 1:11:54 AM

Shadow Boxer

...but you'll be OK, won't you s?
You'll get into heaven, won't you....???

9/29/2008 2:30:54 AM

SuperId

Wow, such efficient manufacturer your god is; to have made a product that only works 2% of the times as originaly intended. In human world though, such abysmal product failure would surely result in a bankruptcy claim, but I suppose that's where the benefits of having a monopoly come in.

(ps: whoops Grigori Yefimovich has beaten me to it.)

9/29/2008 3:41:00 AM

Michael

Mortok my Hero!

9/29/2008 7:45:40 AM
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