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#699868
Dracori
Any sensible person wouldn't worship an asshole who tosses his children into a Lake of Fire for stupid reasons.
9/27/2008 2:21:21 AM
#699884
Mortok
When I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord, my soul to keep,
But if your soul's in Heaven as well,
I hope he sends me straight to Hell.
9/27/2008 2:28:17 AM
#699887
SurfinSeaOtter
Mortok FTW!!!!
9/27/2008 2:29:00 AM
#699907
Nihlum
Hahahah nice one Mortok.
9/27/2008 2:33:57 AM
#699941
C_V
soooooo, either 'christians' are a majority and should have their way, or they're such a minority (I guess this is where the "true" part would come in) that they're ever so persecuted. which is it?
9/27/2008 2:42:24 AM
#699969
Jay-Sus
Mortok wins the internet.
9/27/2008 2:48:41 AM
#700026
Old Viking
But he loves you.
9/27/2008 3:08:45 AM
#700032
myheadhurts
What happened to Jesus going after the stray sheep? What a total fuck up. God's fault for hiring his son as middle management instead of picking someone qualified.
9/27/2008 3:12:59 AM
#700117
Reverend Jeremiah
WOW.. your god is a major dick..and what kind of person would worship that?
9/27/2008 4:23:04 AM
#700150
Illuminatalie
You weasel, obviously any God that hates 98% of the world's people, is not a GOOD God, but the God of evil psychopaths.
9/27/2008 5:02:29 AM
#700153
Osiris
Your all powerful, all knowing, all loving, supreme deity seems to have a very shitty method of saving mankind.
9/27/2008 5:03:36 AM
#700180
anonymous
Sadly, strippers and prostitutes do not go to your Heaven.
Have fun up there.
9/27/2008 5:16:25 AM
#700194
Philbert McAdamia
Hm, we all go to hell and burn in a lake of fire forever and more for the slightest of all imaginable offences, and this is just, merciful and loving. But the U.S. is getting severe treatment. And not only that, but even very, very severe. OMG, how bad can it get?
9/27/2008 5:24:54 AM
#700211
Eden
I wonder how long it will take until the majority of christian fundamentalist understands that the constant threats of burning in hell if you don´t follow fundamentalist christianity don´t drive people towards religion but rather away from it (at least those people that aren´t already caught in the spiderweb of christian fundamentalism ;) )
9/27/2008 5:40:29 AM
#700301
Grigori Yefimovich
So God has a 98% failure rate with his product? He's not very good, is he? In both senses of the word.
9/27/2008 7:45:52 AM
#700338
aaa
Hell is a lot jollier.
9/27/2008 9:20:01 AM
#700525
Smokey
Yes, I'm sure you're very sad about 98% of the world supposedly perishing in your ridiculous hell, especially since you're sure that you would definitely be among the 2%saved.
9/27/2008 2:29:16 PM
#700530
FMG
Who says you are one of the 2% who is going to go to heaven?
9/27/2008 2:37:59 PM
#700568
Lulzmonger
Heaven for climate, hell for company.
9/27/2008 3:07:11 PM
#701560
letsbegods
98%? Hope I can find a seat...
9/28/2008 3:32:56 PM
#701971
Berny
That would make your god a supremely sadistic asshole.
Fuck him.
9/29/2008 1:00:34 AM
#701982
shriekback
Am I the only one who gets extremely annoyed when fundies begin sentences with "sadly"?
9/29/2008 1:11:54 AM
#702052
Shadow Boxer
...but you'll be OK, won't you s?
You'll get into heaven, won't you....???
9/29/2008 2:30:54 AM
#702105
SuperId
Wow, such efficient manufacturer your god is; to have made a product that only works 2% of the times as originaly intended. In human world though, such abysmal product failure would surely result in a bankruptcy claim, but I suppose that's where the benefits of having a monopoly come in.
(ps: whoops Grigori Yefimovich has beaten me to it.)
9/29/2008 3:41:00 AM
#702182
Michael
Mortok my Hero!
9/29/2008 7:45:40 AM
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