Any sensible person wouldn't worship an asshole who tosses his children into a Lake of Fire for stupid reasons.
9/27/2008 2:21:21 AM
When I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord, my soul to keep,
But if your soul's in Heaven as well,
I hope he sends me straight to Hell.
9/27/2008 2:28:17 AM
9/27/2008 2:29:00 AM
Hahahah nice one Mortok.
9/27/2008 2:33:57 AM
soooooo, either 'christians' are a majority and should have their way, or they're such a minority (I guess this is where the "true" part would come in) that they're ever so persecuted. which is it?
9/27/2008 2:42:24 AM
Mortok wins the internet.
9/27/2008 2:48:41 AM
But he loves you.
9/27/2008 3:08:45 AM
What happened to Jesus going after the stray sheep? What a total fuck up. God's fault for hiring his son as middle management instead of picking someone qualified.
9/27/2008 3:12:59 AM
WOW.. your god is a major dick..and what kind of person would worship that?
9/27/2008 4:23:04 AM
You weasel, obviously any God that hates 98% of the world's people, is not a GOOD God, but the God of evil psychopaths.
9/27/2008 5:02:29 AM
Your all powerful, all knowing, all loving, supreme deity seems to have a very shitty method of saving mankind.
9/27/2008 5:03:36 AM
Sadly, strippers and prostitutes do not go to your Heaven.
Have fun up there.
9/27/2008 5:16:25 AM
Hm, we all go to hell and burn in a lake of fire forever and more for the slightest of all imaginable offences, and this is just, merciful and loving. But the U.S. is getting severe treatment. And not only that, but even very, very severe. OMG, how bad can it get?
9/27/2008 5:24:54 AM
I wonder how long it will take until the majority of christian fundamentalist understands that the constant threats of burning in hell if you don´t follow fundamentalist christianity don´t drive people towards religion but rather away from it (at least those people that aren´t already caught in the spiderweb of christian fundamentalism ;) )
9/27/2008 5:40:29 AM
So God has a 98% failure rate with his product? He's not very good, is he? In both senses of the word.
9/27/2008 7:45:52 AM
Hell is a lot jollier.
9/27/2008 9:20:01 AM
Yes, I'm sure you're very sad about 98% of the world supposedly perishing in your ridiculous hell, especially since you're sure that you would definitely be among the 2%saved.
9/27/2008 2:29:16 PM
Who says you are one of the 2% who is going to go to heaven?
9/27/2008 2:37:59 PM
Heaven for climate, hell for company.
9/27/2008 3:07:11 PM
98%? Hope I can find a seat...
9/28/2008 3:32:56 PM
That would make your god a supremely sadistic asshole.
9/29/2008 1:00:34 AM
Am I the only one who gets extremely annoyed when fundies begin sentences with "sadly"?
9/29/2008 1:11:54 AM
...but you'll be OK, won't you s?
You'll get into heaven, won't you....???
9/29/2008 2:30:54 AM
Wow, such efficient manufacturer your god is; to have made a product that only works 2% of the times as originaly intended. In human world though, such abysmal product failure would surely result in a bankruptcy claim, but I suppose that's where the benefits of having a monopoly come in.
(ps: whoops Grigori Yefimovich has beaten me to it.)
9/29/2008 3:41:00 AM
Mortok my Hero!
9/29/2008 7:45:40 AM