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Quote# 4827

Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not... To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level.

Shyguy, Harvest Moon Farm 30 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#172430
Øyvind

I'd love to see the context for this.

3/1/2007 2:10:47 AM
#172828
JP

Seriously: it's on RR. Someone please get this thread. !!!!
I love that this guy appears to be the more rational one.

3/1/2007 5:04:26 PM
#173314
Blue Lithium

At least he won't breed.

3/1/2007 11:32:07 PM
#173325
Sandman

Sex is a sin? Really? Then why did God tell Adam and Eve to have a lot of it?

3/1/2007 11:41:57 PM
#173517
Darwin

So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful?

I'm confused...

3/2/2007 2:47:59 AM
#185473
missingno

Neither one hurts anybody. Unless you're doing it wrong.

3/17/2007 7:18:34 PM
#185486
BurntBush

Hmmmmm, snow bunnies.

3/17/2007 7:29:47 PM
#185503
Marc L

\"So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful? \"

Dude, if you can have sex while skiing, I think even the fundie God would be so impressed, he'd let you in regardless of any other sin.

3/17/2007 7:43:15 PM
#379015
aaa

How come yer still around?

1/11/2008 10:26:02 AM
#379024
Joules

@Sandman

Then why did God tell Adam and Eve to have a lot of it?

I've sometimes wondered if "Go forth and multiply" actually meant "Fuck off"...


1/11/2008 10:44:37 AM
#379088
Hawker Hurricane

@ Jules

"I told him to be fruitful and multiply, just not in those words." - Woody Allen

1/11/2008 2:50:58 PM
#379091
Jennifer

How the hell do you think you got here?!

1/11/2008 3:00:58 PM
#387626
Pidmon

Joules: They use that in Happy Feet, actually.
You can tell Lovelace wants to tell Mumble to 'go fuck yourself', but he strains the F and turns it into 'go forth and multiply'.
I thought it was quite clever.

1/22/2008 4:43:50 AM
#388102
Leo

Shyguy probably failed a logic class in college.

1/22/2008 4:48:16 PM
#389155
Booty K Jones

You know, I don't ski or have sex enough.

1/23/2008 7:46:34 PM
#485097
cyborgtroy

"Sex is a sin."

Maybe you should read the Wikipedia more often. Apparently almost everyone alive today has at least two relatives who have had sex in the past.

5/3/2008 6:11:54 AM
#486824
Feminazi

If it wasn't for sex then none of us would be here.

5/5/2008 5:09:10 AM
#486849
Brian X

Nah, you don't do it while you're skiing. You sneak around behind the lodge and have a quickie behind the dumpster. The objective is to get off before you a) get caught and b) freeze.

/does not ski
//cannot get laid

5/5/2008 6:33:50 AM
#486859
ID82

harvest moon farm? like the harvest moon game? Why are so many fundies flocking to video game forums.

And since when has sex been a sin?

5/5/2008 6:54:47 AM
#486863
Meme

oh no, there are fundies flocking to sites about my favorite game!

5/5/2008 7:02:01 AM
#486886
Ark

I'm adding this to the list of best fundie quotes.

5/5/2008 9:04:52 AM
#831977
Tiny Jeebus

Gee...seems to me that it would be more of a sin to place yourself in potential physical danger for your own amusement than it would be to engage in the act of biological reproduction, (even for amusement). Fortunately, I doubt Shyguy will be doing to much of the latter as it is a "sin". So I guess we have something to thank God for after all.

12/30/2008 4:51:30 PM
#832084
GigaGuess

Proof that religion is just used for control. Sex is evil and sinful. Except if it's done in a manner and within a status we control. So once we marry you, all that nasty sex is suddenly good! Now go plop down a brood so we can repeat the process.

12/30/2008 5:46:25 PM
#832086
Grigadil

Some people orgasm on a good run, or so I've heard.

12/30/2008 5:48:20 PM
#1004697


If sex is a sin, I wonder how humankind has survived.

8/11/2009 2:32:12 PM
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