Greet your new masters!
Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not... To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level.
Harvest Moon Farm
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
I'd love to see the context for this.
3/1/2007 2:10:47 AM
Seriously: it's on RR. Someone please get this thread. !!!!
I love that this guy appears to be the more rational one.
3/1/2007 5:04:26 PM
At least he won't breed.
3/1/2007 11:32:07 PM
Sex is a sin? Really? Then why did God tell Adam and Eve to have a lot of it?
3/1/2007 11:41:57 PM
So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful?
3/2/2007 2:47:59 AM
Neither one hurts anybody. Unless you're doing it wrong.
3/17/2007 7:18:34 PM
Hmmmmm, snow bunnies.
3/17/2007 7:29:47 PM
\"So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful? \"
Dude, if you can have sex while skiing, I think even the fundie God would be so impressed, he'd let you in regardless of any other sin.
3/17/2007 7:43:15 PM
How come yer still around?
1/11/2008 10:26:02 AM
Then why did God tell Adam and Eve to have a lot of it?
I've sometimes wondered if "Go forth and multiply" actually meant "Fuck off"...
1/11/2008 10:44:37 AM
"I told him to be fruitful and multiply, just not in those words." - Woody Allen
1/11/2008 2:50:58 PM
How the hell do you think you got here?!
1/11/2008 3:00:58 PM
Joules: They use that in Happy Feet, actually.
You can tell Lovelace wants to tell Mumble to 'go fuck yourself', but he strains the F and turns it into 'go forth and multiply'.
I thought it was quite clever.
1/22/2008 4:43:50 AM
Shyguy probably failed a logic class in college.
1/22/2008 4:48:16 PM
Booty K Jones
You know, I don't ski or have sex enough.
1/23/2008 7:46:34 PM
"Sex is a sin."
Maybe you should read the Wikipedia more often. Apparently almost everyone alive today has at least two relatives who have had sex in the past.
5/3/2008 6:11:54 AM
If it wasn't for sex then none of us would be here.
5/5/2008 5:09:10 AM
Nah, you don't do it while you're skiing. You sneak around behind the lodge and have a quickie behind the dumpster. The objective is to get off before you a) get caught and b) freeze.
/does not ski
//cannot get laid
5/5/2008 6:33:50 AM
harvest moon farm? like the harvest moon game? Why are so many fundies flocking to video game forums.
And since when has sex been a sin?
5/5/2008 6:54:47 AM
oh no, there are fundies flocking to sites about my favorite game!
5/5/2008 7:02:01 AM
I'm adding this to the list of best fundie quotes.
5/5/2008 9:04:52 AM
Gee...seems to me that it would be more of a sin to place yourself in potential physical danger for your own amusement than it would be to engage in the act of biological reproduction, (even for amusement). Fortunately, I doubt Shyguy will be doing to much of the latter as it is a "sin". So I guess we have something to thank God for after all.
12/30/2008 4:51:30 PM
Proof that religion is just used for control. Sex is evil and sinful. Except if it's done in a manner and within a status we control. So once we marry you, all that nasty sex is suddenly good! Now go plop down a brood so we can repeat the process.
12/30/2008 5:46:25 PM
Some people orgasm on a good run, or so I've heard.
12/30/2008 5:48:20 PM
If sex is a sin, I wonder how humankind has survived.
8/11/2009 2:32:12 PM