Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not... To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level.
Harvest Moon Farm
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 ]
Fundie Index: 6
I'd love to see the context for this.
Seriously: it's on RR. Someone please get this thread. !!!!
I love that this guy appears to be the more rational one.
3/1/2007 5:04:26 PM
At least he won't breed.
3/1/2007 11:32:07 PM
Sex is a sin? Really? Then why did God tell Adam and Eve to have a lot of it?
3/1/2007 11:41:57 PM
So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful?
Neither one hurts anybody. Unless you're doing it wrong.
3/17/2007 7:18:34 PM
Hmmmmm, snow bunnies.
3/17/2007 7:29:47 PM
\"So, if I have sex while I'm skiing, does that make it less sinful? \"
Dude, if you can have sex while skiing, I think even the fundie God would be so impressed, he'd let you in regardless of any other sin.
3/17/2007 7:43:15 PM
How come yer still around?
Then why did God tell Adam and Eve to have a lot of it?
I've sometimes wondered if "Go forth and multiply" actually meant "Fuck off"...
"I told him to be fruitful and multiply, just not in those words." - Woody Allen
1/11/2008 2:50:58 PM
How the hell do you think you got here?!
1/11/2008 3:00:58 PM
Joules: They use that in Happy Feet, actually.
You can tell Lovelace wants to tell Mumble to 'go fuck yourself', but he strains the F and turns it into 'go forth and multiply'.
I thought it was quite clever.
Shyguy probably failed a logic class in college.
1/22/2008 4:48:16 PM
Booty K Jones
You know, I don't ski or have sex enough.
1/23/2008 7:46:34 PM
"Sex is a sin."
Maybe you should read the Wikipedia more often. Apparently almost everyone alive today has at least two relatives who have had sex in the past.
If it wasn't for sex then none of us would be here.
Nah, you don't do it while you're skiing. You sneak around behind the lodge and have a quickie behind the dumpster. The objective is to get off before you a) get caught and b) freeze.
/does not ski
//cannot get laid
harvest moon farm? like the harvest moon game? Why are so many fundies flocking to video game forums.
And since when has sex been a sin?
oh no, there are fundies flocking to sites about my favorite game!
I'm adding this to the list of best fundie quotes.
Gee...seems to me that it would be more of a sin to place yourself in potential physical danger for your own amusement than it would be to engage in the act of biological reproduction, (even for amusement). Fortunately, I doubt Shyguy will be doing to much of the latter as it is a "sin". So I guess we have something to thank God for after all.
12/30/2008 4:51:30 PM
Proof that religion is just used for control. Sex is evil and sinful. Except if it's done in a manner and within a status we control. So once we marry you, all that nasty sex is suddenly good! Now go plop down a brood so we can repeat the process.
12/30/2008 5:46:25 PM
Some people orgasm on a good run, or so I've heard.
12/30/2008 5:48:20 PM
If sex is a sin, I wonder how humankind has survived.
8/11/2009 2:32:12 PM