You make a very compelling argument for atheism.
Alternately: Keep chasin', you delusional idiot.
2/26/2010 3:47:14 PM
Double post. Fail.
2/26/2010 3:47:22 PM
2/28/2010 7:56:07 AM
If all you need to do is accept him, then why are you chasin' after him?
Jesus said "leave your family and follow me".
2/28/2010 8:20:54 AM
Maybe jeebus will do a three-way.
You can be the filling in a sandwich.
2/28/2010 8:45:46 AM
Allegory for Jesus
"I am the slave of the Lord. Do with me what you will mastah. And hopefully it's as kinky as what I'm not allowed to do with my non-married but otherwise committed, monogamous partner."
7/23/2010 7:20:26 PM
Why christianity is so absurd.
8/11/2010 1:42:44 AM
So god is so loving he wants us to chose to be his slave or be sent to hell where you will suffer for all time. God, as your slave will I at least someday die and go someplace better?
8/11/2010 1:53:51 AM
How does anybody with the mental age of a five year old still believe crap like this? Why do these people insist on making their lives as miserable as they can?
What kind of "kind and loving" deity expects this of his subjects anyway? Get a fucking life. No wonder Jesus keeps delaying the Rapture. He can't bear the thought of spending the rest of eternity with these boring douchebags.
8/11/2010 2:13:12 AM
Yet another reason to reject your religion.
3/18/2013 3:26:47 PM
Filin De Blanc
So from this we can conclude that accepting Christ is a terrible idea.
3/18/2013 3:32:12 PM
"When you accepted Christ you gave up the right to yourself and what you desired..."
Well, you never include that bit in any of your literature. You should, because your membership would drop into the negatives.
3/18/2013 4:12:55 PM
Fundies would rather feel self-righteous than have an orgasm.
3/18/2013 9:23:20 PM