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It's not about appeasing your boyfriend and his/your physical desires. It's about honoring and obeying your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. When you accepted Christ you gave up the right to yourself and what you desired...

ChasinAfterHim, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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SonofMakuta

You make a very compelling argument for atheism.

Alternately: Keep chasin', you delusional idiot.

2/26/2010 3:47:14 PM

SonofMakuta

Double post. Fail.

2/26/2010 3:47:22 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar


2/28/2010 7:56:07 AM

Swede

If all you need to do is accept him, then why are you chasin' after him?

Jesus said "leave your family and follow me".

2/28/2010 8:20:54 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Maybe jeebus will do a three-way.
You can be the filling in a sandwich.

2/28/2010 8:45:46 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"I am the slave of the Lord. Do with me what you will mastah. And hopefully it's as kinky as what I'm not allowed to do with my non-married but otherwise committed, monogamous partner."

7/23/2010 7:20:26 PM

Se7enSages

Why christianity is so absurd.

8/11/2010 1:42:44 AM

buff114

So god is so loving he wants us to chose to be his slave or be sent to hell where you will suffer for all time. God, as your slave will I at least someday die and go someplace better?

8/11/2010 1:53:51 AM

Justanotheratheist

How does anybody with the mental age of a five year old still believe crap like this? Why do these people insist on making their lives as miserable as they can?

What kind of "kind and loving" deity expects this of his subjects anyway? Get a fucking life. No wonder Jesus keeps delaying the Rapture. He can't bear the thought of spending the rest of eternity with these boring douchebags.

8/11/2010 2:13:12 AM

Mark Poe

Yet another reason to reject your religion.

3/18/2013 3:26:47 PM

Filin De Blanc

So from this we can conclude that accepting Christ is a terrible idea.

3/18/2013 3:32:12 PM

Blarghonius

"When you accepted Christ you gave up the right to yourself and what you desired..."

Well, you never include that bit in any of your literature. You should, because your membership would drop into the negatives.

3/18/2013 4:12:55 PM

Sasha

Fundies would rather feel self-righteous than have an orgasm.

3/18/2013 9:23:20 PM

Kuribo

It's depressing that people think this way

8/28/2013 3:39:21 PM

GigaGuess

"It's not because I'm horny, it's because GOD says you're supposed to put out! You don't wanna make God mad, do yuo?"

8/28/2013 3:55:08 PM

rubber chicken

I'm getting a really strong "Sex offender" vibe from this one. Anyone else ?

8/28/2013 5:37:51 PM

JW

Just get down on your knees and start pleasing Jesus!

8/30/2013 12:07:42 AM



Yeah, because it's about honoring and obeying the god that condones the following:

http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm
http://www.evilbible.com/Rape.htm
http://www.evilbible.com/Ritual_Human_Sacrifice.htm

Such an all-loving and all-caring god...

Oh, yeah, and there aren't any contradictions in the buybull

http://www.evilbible.com/Biblical Contradictions.htm

8/30/2013 1:34:44 AM



Then I do not accept Christ! I'll be my own man.

8/30/2013 1:52:49 AM
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