Liberal educators have been teaching their students to worship Satan for a number of years now.
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Oh no! Now I realize that my art teacher telling us to draw pentagrams was really making me worship Satan! I'm so going to hell for that.
And I'm happy about that, because most nice people go to hell.
In my defense, the teacher for that class was REALLY hot. And the other religious studies classes didn't have virgin sacrifice every other Friday.
I mean, you really get the experience in that class. It's worth the extra $40 a semester.
They were driven to Satan worship by Christian churches.
Hey, if we're all going to hell, why bother praying to the guy sending you there?
Liberal educators have been teaching their students to worship Satan for a number of years now.
It's illegal for educators in the US to teach their students to worship Satan, just as it's illegal for educators to hold Christian prayer sessions. If someone knows of teachers teaching Satan worship, they should contact the ACLU (yes, the ACLU will defend Christians, too, if someone is violating the Constitution). But don't bother if you're just making shit up, as I suspect.
And here's your Conservative teaching ( Note to Athiests: This is truly disgusting, don't read after meals)
However, the brutal frontier war was still raging, and in early March of 1782 a raiding party of 160 Pennsylvania militiamen under Lieutenant Colonel David Williamson rounded up the Christian Indians and accused them of taking part in the ongoing raids into Pennsylvania. The Indians truthfully denied the charges. The Pennsylvanians held a council, and voted to kill them all anyway. The Indians, informed of their fate, spent the night praying and singing hymns.
The next morning, March 8, the Christian Indians were killed in pairs as they knelt, their skulls crushed with a mallet. In all, 28 men, 29 women, and 39 children were murdered and then scalped. The corpses were then heaped into the mission buildings, and the town was burned to the ground. The other abandoned Moravian towns were then burned as well. Two Indian boys, one of whom had been scalped, survived to tell of the massacre.
The missionaries were taken to Detroit and tried for treason by the Britishand were acquitted.
Those people are SO STUPID...
"I'm glad my kid isn't in your school, and I hope you don't teach for much longer."
"Might want to think about what to put on your resume and think about why you got fired from this job."
"...Also, why do you ask this? Are they bringing prayer back into schools? Did I miss the news flash?"
They missed the ENTIRE FREAKIN' POINT of the guy's HYPOTHETICAL question!
Sorry, no; Liberal (and Socialist) educators have left the teaching of worship to the parents, and stuck with teaching actual knowledge and science.
Only Conservative educators teach kids to worship Idols (the KJV for example) or Satan.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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