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#142102
John
Or you can masturbate.
1/19/2007 2:51:36 AM
#142110
Ludd
There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Everyone on the planet does it. FUCKING TOOL.
1/19/2007 3:06:31 AM
#142135
Hawker Hurricane
There are two kinds of men in the world
Those who admit they masterbate
And those who lie and say they don't.
\"Don't knock masterbation, it's sex with someone I love.\" Woody Allen, before he was a pervert. Or before everyone knew he was a pervert.
And praying while you sleep? What, talking to your imaginary friend while you sleep? That's got layers, it does.
1/19/2007 4:06:08 AM
#142142
BurntBush
Spank that monkey.
1/19/2007 4:15:51 AM
#142608
DarkHatter
Wet dreams? That's how satan attacks you? Seriously? Satan needs to take lessons from Freddy Krueger.
1/19/2007 10:00:45 PM
#142992
michael
I miss wet dreams. All I have now are dreams that I'm still in high school.
1/20/2007 4:37:23 PM
#172429
Øyvind
Masterbation and wet dreams \"flush\" your system by getting rid of old sperm. It reduces the risk of testicular cancer severely.
3/1/2007 2:09:57 AM
#172433
Alena
Jesus. I wish I had wet dreams. I want to be able to experience an orgasm at some point, even in sleep, because so far I'm not having much luck.
I love being female. MOST OF THE TIME.
3/1/2007 2:15:49 AM
#172826
JP
No wonder they think we're persecuting them: they think their own bodies are attacking them.
Alena, shower head with massage setting. You'll thank me.
3/1/2007 5:01:11 PM
#403398
Marlowe
"The bum"? So, apparently a 1950s boxer is writing this.
2/10/2008 2:38:50 PM
#935437
clockworkgirl21
There are two kinds of men in the world
Those who admit they masterbate
And those who lie and say they don't.
And there are three types of women in the world. Those who masturbate, those who lie and say they don't, and those who live in Saudi Arabia and would be killed if they did.
4/6/2009 2:48:08 PM
#1369563
Michael
Although, masturbating a shit ton might drive off those pesky wet dreams ;)
1/27/2012 11:56:35 AM
#1490430
Or most probably, because it doesn´t have any relevance in your life.
1/5/2013 2:28:08 AM
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