Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 4829

as for the wet dreams me and the staff... see them as a attack from satan because the bum is low enough to fight dirty where we cant defend ourselfs. the only thing i can recommand is praying for protection while you sleep.

ylf1999, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
John

Or you can masturbate.

1/19/2007 2:51:36 AM

Ludd

There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Everyone on the planet does it. FUCKING TOOL.

1/19/2007 3:06:31 AM

Hawker Hurricane

There are two kinds of men in the world
Those who admit they masterbate
And those who lie and say they don't.

\"Don't knock masterbation, it's sex with someone I love.\" Woody Allen, before he was a pervert. Or before everyone knew he was a pervert.

And praying while you sleep? What, talking to your imaginary friend while you sleep? That's got layers, it does.

1/19/2007 4:06:08 AM

BurntBush

Spank that monkey.

1/19/2007 4:15:51 AM

DarkHatter

Wet dreams? That's how satan attacks you? Seriously? Satan needs to take lessons from Freddy Krueger.






1/19/2007 10:00:45 PM

michael

I miss wet dreams. All I have now are dreams that I'm still in high school.

1/20/2007 4:37:23 PM

√ėyvind

Masterbation and wet dreams \"flush\" your system by getting rid of old sperm. It reduces the risk of testicular cancer severely.

3/1/2007 2:09:57 AM

Alena

Jesus. I wish I had wet dreams. I want to be able to experience an orgasm at some point, even in sleep, because so far I'm not having much luck.

I love being female. MOST OF THE TIME.

3/1/2007 2:15:49 AM

JP

No wonder they think we're persecuting them: they think their own bodies are attacking them.
Alena, shower head with massage setting. You'll thank me.

3/1/2007 5:01:11 PM

Marlowe

"The bum"? So, apparently a 1950s boxer is writing this.

2/10/2008 2:38:50 PM

clockworkgirl21

There are two kinds of men in the world
Those who admit they masterbate
And those who lie and say they don't.



And there are three types of women in the world. Those who masturbate, those who lie and say they don't, and those who live in Saudi Arabia and would be killed if they did.

4/6/2009 2:48:08 PM

Michael

Although, masturbating a shit ton might drive off those pesky wet dreams ;)

1/27/2012 11:56:35 AM



Or most probably, because it doesn´t have any relevance in your life.

1/5/2013 2:28:08 AM
1