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#700244
Rat of Steel
We're not mocking your god; we're ignoring him. It's not our fault if your god is too petty to understand the difference.
Also, you admit that you'd enjoy seeing other people suffering in hell, yet you're among the chosen few worthy of heaven?!
Unlike you, I actually know it's possible to have morality without believing in any god, but if being like you is what it means to be moral, I'd actually rather fulfill your silly fundie stereotype, and not have morality at all.
9/27/2008 6:28:13 AM
#700245
Dr. Funkenstein
"I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on his face when he finds out that Christianity is true and that he's going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Jesus as their personal savior."
Don't worry, if your religion is right, you'll get to because you'll be burning in hell with them for wishing such ill upon other people.
9/27/2008 6:29:21 AM
#700251
LOLWUT
This is why I prefer hell over heaven, if that choice was actually real. All the atheists, scientists and strippers go to hell, while the annoying Jesus freaks and Jihad suicide bombers go to heaven.
9/27/2008 6:37:06 AM
#700255
Gloob
Wait...so you're saying committing suicide using a rope, a body of water, and a rock gets you out of the whole hell deal?
Cool. I'll have some thug toss my sinful ass into the ocean while I'm on my deathbed, thus negating any possibility of eternal torment by the Surly-Cosmic-Redneck-In-the-Sky.
9/27/2008 6:43:03 AM
#700270
Dark_Lord_Prime
FEEL that Christian LOVE.
9/27/2008 6:58:34 AM
#700272
Imroy
So... Hell is full of atheists, scientists, Hindus, comedians who made fun of god, etc. But heaven is full of Christians with their up-tight, judgemental god.
Personally, I'd pick hell. They sound like a much more appealing group to hang with for all of eternity.
The fire and lava doesn't sound nice, but I'm not worried about it because I know it's all made up anyway. I just want to point out how many fundies actually make hell sound better than heaven with their choices of who is going to hell.
9/27/2008 7:02:54 AM
#700277
myheadhurts
If he's going to burn in hell for eternity, why would he off himself?
Psst. Hell doesn't exist.
9/27/2008 7:17:31 AM
#700278
Mortok
I'd prefer enternal damnation to sucking God's cock forever. I mean, burning I can live with, but permanent jaw-lock? Now THAT'S a pain.
9/27/2008 7:18:09 AM
#700283
Detrs
What a lovely specimen of humanity you are.
9/27/2008 7:20:33 AM
#700296
toothache
Why do I get the feeling you typed that one-handed, Jean?
9/27/2008 7:38:02 AM
#700303
Michael
How can you mock what doesn't exist?
Morality has nothing to do with religion, even though all religions preach it, yet you display none.
9/27/2008 7:46:54 AM
#700315
Kurrus
Judging people is a sin, according to the Babble. Enjoy your ironic ticket to hell!
9/27/2008 8:15:11 AM
#700321
apYrs
since the punishment for being agnostic is exactly the same as being an ("unsaved") mass-murderer is the same, he ought to try to stay alive as long as possible.
A "saved" mass-murderer, of course is sitting in heaven watching his unsaved victims fry forever.
9/27/2008 8:43:53 AM
#700326
Freboy
Only goes to show that fundies are just people who like to think they're better than others.
9/27/2008 8:53:34 AM
#700372
Eden
If these 2 "very fine examples of christian love" really go to heaven, I prefer a nice warm spot in hell ;)
9/27/2008 10:07:25 AM
#700375
Athar
I pretty sure his expression would involve the phrase. "Sorry god but there wasn't enough evidence."
At least thats what it says in The god delusion.
9/27/2008 10:10:40 AM
#700376
Athar
I pretty sure his expression would involve the phrase. "Sorry god but there wasn't enough evidence."
At least thats what it says in The god delusion.
9/27/2008 10:10:41 AM
#700377
Athar
I pretty sure his expression would involve the phrase. "Sorry god but there wasn't enough evidence."
At least thats what it says in The god delusion.
9/27/2008 10:10:41 AM
#700378
Athar
Gah triple post!! Stupid internets!!!
9/27/2008 10:11:00 AM
#700396
aaa
Very friendly of you.
9/27/2008 10:29:14 AM
#700448
solomongrundy
I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on Jeancommunicates face when Crom laughs at her from his mountain.
9/27/2008 12:59:58 PM
#700469
Ambrielle
Haha. No.
9/27/2008 1:34:07 PM
#700484
The Jamo
Actually, god is showing quite a surprising resilience to our mockery. Either he likes it, he doesn't care or he simply does not exist.
9/27/2008 1:43:53 PM
#700504
Doctor Whom
I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on your face when you find out that Islam is true and that you're going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Allah as their God and Muhammad as His prophet.
Fixed.
9/27/2008 2:03:18 PM
#700509
Illuminatalie
Jean, does thinking about torturing people make you moist? You're certainly the exact reason why I have nothing to do with religion, when its practitioners are so obviously mentally ill (to some degree or other), and so obviously evil. If you're just a troll, you're playing it smart, and not saying anything that most religious people don't say.
9/27/2008 2:11:03 PM
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