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Will Richard Dawkins burn in Hell?

I think he will.

I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on his face when he finds out that Christianity is true and that he's going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Jesus as their personal savior.

Answer : If he doesn't change, he'd best tie a rope around his neck attached to a huge rock and throw himself into the ocean.
God will not be mocked forever.

Jeancommunicates, Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [9/27/2008 6:15:47 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Rat of Steel

We're not mocking your god; we're ignoring him. It's not our fault if your god is too petty to understand the difference.

Also, you admit that you'd enjoy seeing other people suffering in hell, yet you're among the chosen few worthy of heaven?!

Unlike you, I actually know it's possible to have morality without believing in any god, but if being like you is what it means to be moral, I'd actually rather fulfill your silly fundie stereotype, and not have morality at all.

9/27/2008 6:28:13 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

"I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on his face when he finds out that Christianity is true and that he's going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Jesus as their personal savior."

Don't worry, if your religion is right, you'll get to because you'll be burning in hell with them for wishing such ill upon other people.

9/27/2008 6:29:21 AM

LOLWUT

This is why I prefer hell over heaven, if that choice was actually real. All the atheists, scientists and strippers go to hell, while the annoying Jesus freaks and Jihad suicide bombers go to heaven.

9/27/2008 6:37:06 AM

Gloob

Wait...so you're saying committing suicide using a rope, a body of water, and a rock gets you out of the whole hell deal?

Cool. I'll have some thug toss my sinful ass into the ocean while I'm on my deathbed, thus negating any possibility of eternal torment by the Surly-Cosmic-Redneck-In-the-Sky.

9/27/2008 6:43:03 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

FEEL that Christian LOVE.

9/27/2008 6:58:34 AM

Imroy

So... Hell is full of atheists, scientists, Hindus, comedians who made fun of god, etc. But heaven is full of Christians with their up-tight, judgemental god.

Personally, I'd pick hell. They sound like a much more appealing group to hang with for all of eternity.

The fire and lava doesn't sound nice, but I'm not worried about it because I know it's all made up anyway. I just want to point out how many fundies actually make hell sound better than heaven with their choices of who is going to hell.

9/27/2008 7:02:54 AM

myheadhurts

If he's going to burn in hell for eternity, why would he off himself?

Psst. Hell doesn't exist.

9/27/2008 7:17:31 AM

Mortok

I'd prefer enternal damnation to sucking God's cock forever. I mean, burning I can live with, but permanent jaw-lock? Now THAT'S a pain.

9/27/2008 7:18:09 AM

Detrs

What a lovely specimen of humanity you are.

9/27/2008 7:20:33 AM

toothache

Why do I get the feeling you typed that one-handed, Jean?

9/27/2008 7:38:02 AM

Michael

How can you mock what doesn't exist?
Morality has nothing to do with religion, even though all religions preach it, yet you display none.

9/27/2008 7:46:54 AM

Kurrus

Judging people is a sin, according to the Babble. Enjoy your ironic ticket to hell!

9/27/2008 8:15:11 AM

apYrs

since the punishment for being agnostic is exactly the same as being an ("unsaved") mass-murderer is the same, he ought to try to stay alive as long as possible.

A "saved" mass-murderer, of course is sitting in heaven watching his unsaved victims fry forever.

9/27/2008 8:43:53 AM

Freboy

Only goes to show that fundies are just people who like to think they're better than others.

9/27/2008 8:53:34 AM

Eden

If these 2 "very fine examples of christian love" really go to heaven, I prefer a nice warm spot in hell ;)

9/27/2008 10:07:25 AM

Athar

I pretty sure his expression would involve the phrase. "Sorry god but there wasn't enough evidence."

At least thats what it says in The god delusion.

9/27/2008 10:10:40 AM

Athar

I pretty sure his expression would involve the phrase. "Sorry god but there wasn't enough evidence."

At least thats what it says in The god delusion.

9/27/2008 10:10:41 AM

Athar

I pretty sure his expression would involve the phrase. "Sorry god but there wasn't enough evidence."

At least thats what it says in The god delusion.

9/27/2008 10:10:41 AM

Athar

Gah triple post!! Stupid internets!!!

9/27/2008 10:11:00 AM

aaa

Very friendly of you.

9/27/2008 10:29:14 AM

solomongrundy

I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on Jeancommunicates face when Crom laughs at her from his mountain.

9/27/2008 12:59:58 PM

Ambrielle

Haha. No.

9/27/2008 1:34:07 PM

The Jamo

Actually, god is showing quite a surprising resilience to our mockery. Either he likes it, he doesn't care or he simply does not exist.

9/27/2008 1:43:53 PM

Doctor Whom

I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on your face when you find out that Islam is true and that you're going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Allah as their God and Muhammad as His prophet.

Fixed.

9/27/2008 2:03:18 PM

Illuminatalie

Jean, does thinking about torturing people make you moist? You're certainly the exact reason why I have nothing to do with religion, when its practitioners are so obviously mentally ill (to some degree or other), and so obviously evil. If you're just a troll, you're playing it smart, and not saying anything that most religious people don't say.

9/27/2008 2:11:03 PM
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