Will Richard Dawkins burn in Hell?
I think he will.
I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on his face when he finds out that Christianity is true and that he's going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Jesus as their personal savior.
Answer : If he doesn't change, he'd best tie a rope around his neck attached to a huge rock and throw himself into the ocean.
God will not be mocked forever.
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We're not mocking your god; we're ignoring him. It's not our fault if your god is too petty to understand the difference.
Also, you admit that you'd enjoy seeing other people suffering in hell, yet you're among the chosen few worthy of heaven?!
Unlike you, I actually know it's possible to have morality without believing in any god, but if being like you is what it means to be moral, I'd actually rather fulfill your silly fundie stereotype, and not have morality at all.
"I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on his face when he finds out that Christianity is true and that he's going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Jesus as their personal savior."
Don't worry, if your religion is right, you'll get to because you'll be burning in hell with them for wishing such ill upon other people.
This is why I prefer hell over heaven, if that choice was actually real. All the atheists, scientists and strippers go to hell, while the annoying Jesus freaks and Jihad suicide bombers go to heaven.
Wait...so you're saying committing suicide using a rope, a body of water, and a rock gets you out of the whole hell deal?
Cool. I'll have some thug toss my sinful ass into the ocean while I'm on my deathbed, thus negating any possibility of eternal torment by the Surly-Cosmic-Redneck-In-the-Sky.
So... Hell is full of atheists, scientists, Hindus, comedians who made fun of god, etc. But heaven is full of Christians with their up-tight, judgemental god.
Personally, I'd pick hell. They sound like a much more appealing group to hang with for all of eternity.
The fire and lava doesn't sound nice, but I'm not worried about it because I know it's all made up anyway. I just want to point out how many fundies actually make hell sound better than heaven with their choices of who is going to hell.
since the punishment for being agnostic is exactly the same as being an ("unsaved") mass-murderer is the same, he ought to try to stay alive as long as possible.
A "saved" mass-murderer, of course is sitting in heaven watching his unsaved victims fry forever.
I wish that I will have the opportunity to see the expression on your face when you find out that Islam is true and that you're going to burn forever along with Hindus, other atheists, and any one else who did not accept Allah as their God and Muhammad as His prophet.
Fixed.
Jean, does thinking about torturing people make you moist? You're certainly the exact reason why I have nothing to do with religion, when its practitioners are so obviously mentally ill (to some degree or other), and so obviously evil. If you're just a troll, you're playing it smart, and not saying anything that most religious people don't say.
If he doesn't change, he'd best tie a rope around his neck attached to a huge rock and throw himself into the ocean.
Bloody hell, you don't even know how to commit suicide properly.
If observing the physical world is mocking God, then shouldn't you just stick your fingers in your ears and...
...oh, wait. I guess you're ok after all.
Will Richard Dawkins burn in Hell?
- God, if there is one, will decide that. Its His prerogative alone. There is no profit in speculation on it, except that such speculation give a lot of fundies the only jollied they get. But in the strict sense, they are willing God to do something he may not decide to do at all.
God will not be mocked forever.
Really?
How long, would you say, he will allow us to mock him? 2000 years? 10,000 years? 1 million years? I mean, according to you, we must have been mocking this fantasy figure of yours for a couple of thousand years without anything happening, so what has changed?
I'll give you a free personal advice: There is ZERO chance of you or me experiencing any gods before we die and certainly not after we are dead because..... we are DEAD!
Wishing death on one that really does not desirve it, that's really Christian.
Now, I don't agree with Dawkins myself, but I cannot deny he is a very intellegent man, and he really is not hurting anyone.
Right...
Hindus, along with other Eastern religions believe in reincarnination, so they enter the Wheel of Transmigration, to be reborn, so effectively there's no Hell...
Atheists, do not believe in the concept of hell, so that does'nt work (Alternately, if you're using the Dantean concept of Hell, then atheists count as "Virtous Pagans", & as a result, go to the first Circle, which is fairly pleasant...).
If the Islamic version of hell is valid, however, then Christains, such as the above, go to the second circle of Hell...
Cue "and they will know us by our love pic"
He's not one of the RaptureReady crowd who seem to believe they will see everyone that crossed them being tortured in Hell. On Heaven Redemption Channel 32 or something.
Ok, if God is not to be mocked, and is at the same time in control of everything, he would have prevented him from being a best seller. Or from writting the book and being atheist, for that matter.
Is schadenfreude the greatest virtue among True Christians, or what? All of them seem to be gloating at the prospect of other people suffering eternally.
I don't understand why Mr Dawkins should kill himself? He seems perfectly happy with his life as it is, and suicide is a sin against hope, so that won't buy any favors with God anyway.
Dawkins is not mocking God, he's mocking God-bots, sheeple.
Did he just condemn hindus? you mean, innocent children born in slumps who never even got the slightest chance to hear your 'word of god' and therefore went to hell?
that's it. christianity can't be true.
"God will not be mocked forever."
for(int i = 2; i > 0; i++)
{
say("God is an imaginary, evil fuckwit");
}
@Blarghonius
No, that will only mock God 2,147,483,646 times.
Do it like this:
while (1)
{
say("God is an evil, imaginary fuckwit.");
}
Will Richard Dawkins burn in Hell?
I can answer that with a question: Is Prof. Stephen Hawking burning in Hell? Well, the Church of England can answer that:
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Proven wrong much, WBC, Loony4Life & you, OP...?!
Therefore the answer to your original question is No.
Better start using a different version of the Bible, then. The source of your KJV - the C-of-E - disagrees, don't bother them about it.
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