Dude, no more acid to you.
11/1/2008 12:05:59 AM
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
11/1/2008 12:28:49 AM
Or mayhaps your hubby stumped his toe on something heavy in the dark room.
11/1/2008 7:05:29 AM
Strange there is no summary of what-god-said.
11/1/2008 8:19:55 AM
That's what happens when you use DURACELL to power your brain cell - you can bullshit 6 times longer!
11/1/2008 9:19:11 AM
Listen,if I could just talk to your husband privately for a second........Is she gone?.......good.......RUN,MOTHERFUCKER,GET THE FUCK OUT,BEFORE SHE DECIDES THE DEVIL HAS TOLD HER TO KILL YOUR ASS WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!SHE'S BATSHIT CRAZY,SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
11/1/2008 9:24:48 AM
Maybe the guy was pissed that he got home to find you'd been sitting on your fat ass all day and there was no housework done and no meal prepare, while he'd been working hard all day.
11/1/2008 9:32:28 AM
a mind far far away
Psychos For Jebus! Let's all join and lose our minds too! The Lard wasn't there for a chat, sweetie, he was wanting something else. It HAS been 2000 years, you know. That's why you felt like it was 'mind blowing'. You were blowing something alright. Who knew god could last that long?
Edit: THAT'S what your husband was mad about. He's been working all day to come home to find his wife doing something else. I'd be pissed too.
11/1/2008 11:01:32 AM
Calling the devil for a witness? That's a fucking stupid idea even by fundie standards.
11/1/2008 11:17:48 AM
Or maybe she scared the shit out of him when he thought nobody was in the dark room.
Typical fundie logic.
11/1/2008 3:10:26 PM
Alrighty, psychosis alert. That's seriously beyond regular fundamentalism, that's deserving of its own entry in the DSM-IV
11/1/2008 4:15:49 PM
You married the devil?!
4/3/2013 9:45:38 AM
You weren't having a conversation with the Lord and losing track of time; you fell asleep in your La-Z-Boy recliner. You gave your husband a scare when he found you sitting silently in the dark in the living room.
4/3/2013 12:14:23 PM