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If you are gay you have a Demon that needs to be exercised

summertime, Yahoo! Answers 71 Comments [9/28/2008 7:58:11 PM]
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#701720
Epic Wolf

Can't it just drink some slim-fast instead?

9/28/2008 8:01:14 PM
#701723
Eden

The demon need to be exercised?
You mean by having lots of gay sex? :D

9/28/2008 8:06:29 PM
#701728
haywood jablomy

Call Richard Simmons!

9/28/2008 8:09:50 PM
#701729
J. Random Lurker

So the demon needs one of those ab-cruncher devices commonly seen on mid-day infomercials?

9/28/2008 8:10:42 PM
#701730
El Guapo

It would take a totally ripped demon to turn me gay.

9/28/2008 8:11:50 PM
#701732
MK

Usually, taking your demon for a walk twice a day is sufficient.

9/28/2008 8:14:38 PM
#701735
Horsefeathers

What if you're stupid? Should you see an exorcist too? You might want to look into that Summertime.

9/28/2008 8:17:29 PM
#701737
Mistlethrush

*considers demon* Yeah, you're right. He's put ona few pounds. I'll suggest he visit the gym asap.

9/28/2008 8:18:14 PM
#701738
Headache

If you are gay you have a Demon that needs to be exercised

And you have a mental illness, seek help!

9/28/2008 8:18:17 PM
#701743
Old Viking

Do my responsibilities never end?

9/28/2008 8:21:29 PM
#701762


Be right back, taking my demon for a walk...

9/28/2008 8:45:22 PM
#701765
kingoftheheavies

I'm not gay, but if I was, my demon would be a cut motherfucker.

9/28/2008 8:55:23 PM
#701766
Amanda

Yeah, I hate those fat lazy demons. They should get off their ass and get a job!

9/28/2008 8:55:38 PM
#701773
Elphada

the visual I have is just too much. *cleans keyboard*

9/28/2008 9:07:47 PM
#701787
Funnyguts

Haywood wins an internet.

9/28/2008 9:30:11 PM
#701791
Redneck Bimbo Governor

Oh. My. God.

I can't wait to read the comments for this one.

9/28/2008 9:32:34 PM
#701794
Ken1971

Ten laps around the bath house, 200 "push ups," 500 pelvic thrusts. And what do you think all those fucking parades are for?

9/28/2008 9:40:08 PM
#701800
ozznova

Buttsex is the best exercise for the gay demons.

9/28/2008 9:54:14 PM
#701832
WMDKitty

"If you are Christian you have a Demon that needs to be exorcised."



...Rule 13, folks. Anything you say can be turned into something else -- Fixd.

9/28/2008 10:21:10 PM
#701841
werewolf

I think he's recommending long vigorous walks twice a day with Demon on a retractable leash.

9/28/2008 10:27:39 PM
#701843


BWAHAHAHA!!! I know how it needs to be exercised, too!!

9/28/2008 10:28:46 PM
#701845
The L

lol "exercised." I guess "exorcise" isn't a word in Summer's vocabulary.

9/28/2008 10:33:58 PM
#701846
Natasha

Damn! Someone said Richard Simmons before me.

9/28/2008 10:34:42 PM
#701855
Mister Spak

Call John Basedow.

9/28/2008 10:41:44 PM
#701862
The Lazy One

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9/28/2008 10:47:49 PM
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