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Sounds like another #1 hit on the Fundie Radio Network!
9/29/2008 8:43:44 PM
9/29/2008 8:49:47 PM
Don't quit your day job.
9/29/2008 8:50:52 PM
Those are possibly the most flat, uninspiring, anaemic lyrics I've ever encountered.
9/29/2008 8:52:11 PM
Aren't bigots cute when they rhyme.
9/29/2008 8:52:25 PM
But, apparently, it is OK to be a talentless a**hole.
9/29/2008 8:52:30 PM
there's another guy on youtube, larry the street preacher, who does stupid shit like this too. I was kind of shocked to hear him shouting right behind me at the convention though. I think he was a bit more surprised when I turned around and said "larry! nice to see you here!"
9/29/2008 8:57:09 PM
and somebody made money off those lyrics?
9/29/2008 8:59:59 PM
Alright, test of personal strength or masochism award to whoever can watch the entire thing. Lets just say that this guy doesn't look like a mensa member!
9/29/2008 9:01:19 PM
Intolerance without proper metre.
9/29/2008 9:04:48 PM
I sense a Grammy Award in Bob's future.
9/29/2008 9:14:49 PM
"It's not easy being Breaud..."
9/29/2008 9:17:50 PM
What they both need is a harmonica shoved up their urethras. But wait, they only have the one harmonica between them! Well, I got one I ain't using...
9/29/2008 9:25:45 PM
Hey Bob, is it comfy in that closet?
9/29/2008 9:28:17 PM
What a pathetic song and an even more pathetic singer.
9/29/2008 9:30:54 PM
*Me grips the Frying Pan of Justice*
HOLD ME BACK! IT'S GONNA GET MESSY!
9/29/2008 9:32:50 PM
any man that has to rehiterate "no" to rhyme with "homo" deserves to be punched in the nuts.
9/29/2008 9:41:25 PM
Ignoring the whole fundie vibe and all, I gotta say.. This is one of the gayest things I've ever seen on YouTube. Beautiful, in a way.
9/29/2008 9:45:43 PM
This reminds me of that one Avenue Q song, the one where not-Bert is singing to not-Ernie about how it's ok to be gay. Search it up on youtube, it's a fun song.
9/29/2008 10:10:46 PM
That's the worst song I've seen in a long time, and I've seen a lot of bad songs.
9/29/2008 10:16:23 PM
This whole video, and the lyrics is so gay.
9/29/2008 10:18:42 PM
Penguins do it, so it's okay,
Who gives a fuck about it anyway?
Now Bobby, shut your stupid trap
Before someone shoves a cock in it
Okay, so it doesn't rhyme, but I think I got my point across.
9/29/2008 10:34:27 PM
I think this has been up here before. Still idiotic.
9/29/2008 10:44:03 PM
At one point in the video, Breaud claims to have been homosexual at one point in the past (before he "saw the light").
I smell another Lie For Jesus....
9/29/2008 10:56:14 PM
It's not OK to eat clams.
It's not OK to eat calamari. (Lev. 11:10)
You shouldn't eat them hams. (Lev. 11:7)
God said that you'll really be sorry.
It's not OK to eat shrimp.
If it doesn't chew the cud, it's forbidden.
If you do, then you're just a wimp.
Don't mess - the Lord sure ain't kiddin'!
Don't try to wear wool and linen.
If you do, you'll raise the Lord's ire.
Be careful - don't get yourself caught sinnin'
Or you'll be in the Lake O'Fire®
Don't make fun of a guy who's bald
Like Elisha, who'd lost all his hair. (2 Kings 2:23-24)
If you do, you just might get mauled
By a great big nasty ol' bear.
Don't pick up sticks on the Sabbath
If you value your skin or your bones. (Num. 15:32-36)
The Lord says "no sticks shall ye nabbeth
Or you'll find yourself ducking My stones".
9/29/2008 11:04:38 PM
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