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[Robert Breaud sings a song while playing his guitar about how it's "not OK to be gay" while another guy plays the harmonica]

[Exerpts from the video]
(sings)
It's not OK to be gay.
It's not OK to be a homo.
You shouldn't live that way.
God said that it's a real big no no.

...

(sings)
It's not OK to be gay.
It's not OK to be perverted.
It's not in your DNA.
What you need is to be converted.

Robert Breaud, YouTube 66 Comments [9/29/2008 8:43:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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The L

Sounds like another #1 hit on the Fundie Radio Network!

9/29/2008 8:43:44 PM

CaseAgainstFaith

FAIL

9/29/2008 8:49:47 PM

JonathanE

Don't quit your day job.

9/29/2008 8:50:52 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Those are possibly the most flat, uninspiring, anaemic lyrics I've ever encountered.

9/29/2008 8:52:11 PM

cool cats

Awwww...

Aren't bigots cute when they rhyme.

9/29/2008 8:52:25 PM

Papabear

But, apparently, it is OK to be a talentless a**hole.

9/29/2008 8:52:30 PM

scubajesus

there's another guy on youtube, larry the street preacher, who does stupid shit like this too. I was kind of shocked to hear him shouting right behind me at the convention though. I think he was a bit more surprised when I turned around and said "larry! nice to see you here!"

9/29/2008 8:57:09 PM

Elphada

and somebody made money off those lyrics?

9/29/2008 8:59:59 PM

Russ

Alright, test of personal strength or masochism award to whoever can watch the entire thing. Lets just say that this guy doesn't look like a mensa member!


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=630aARQQuwg

9/29/2008 9:01:19 PM

lupinella

Intolerance without proper metre.

9/29/2008 9:04:48 PM

Horsefeathers

I sense a Grammy Award in Bob's future.

9/29/2008 9:14:49 PM

Grigadil

"It's not easy being Breaud..."

9/29/2008 9:17:50 PM

GreenEyedLilo

What they both need is a harmonica shoved up their urethras. But wait, they only have the one harmonica between them! Well, I got one I ain't using...

9/29/2008 9:25:45 PM



Hey Bob, is it comfy in that closet?

Dickhead.

9/29/2008 9:28:17 PM



What a pathetic song and an even more pathetic singer.

9/29/2008 9:30:54 PM

GigaGuess

*Me grips the Frying Pan of Justice*

HOLD ME BACK! IT'S GONNA GET MESSY!

9/29/2008 9:32:50 PM

Thammuz

any man that has to rehiterate "no" to rhyme with "homo" deserves to be punched in the nuts.

9/29/2008 9:41:25 PM

originalname138

Ignoring the whole fundie vibe and all, I gotta say.. This is one of the gayest things I've ever seen on YouTube. Beautiful, in a way.

9/29/2008 9:45:43 PM

PhoenixUltima

This reminds me of that one Avenue Q song, the one where not-Bert is singing to not-Ernie about how it's ok to be gay. Search it up on youtube, it's a fun song.

9/29/2008 10:10:46 PM

anti-nonsense

That's the worst song I've seen in a long time, and I've seen a lot of bad songs.

9/29/2008 10:16:23 PM

WhyDontYou.Org.UK

This whole video, and the lyrics is so gay.

9/29/2008 10:18:42 PM

Mortok

Penguins do it, so it's okay,
Who gives a fuck about it anyway?
Now Bobby, shut your stupid trap
Before someone shoves a cock in it


Okay, so it doesn't rhyme, but I think I got my point across.

9/29/2008 10:34:27 PM

Amanda

I think this has been up here before. Still idiotic.

9/29/2008 10:44:03 PM

tracer

At one point in the video, Breaud claims to have been homosexual at one point in the past (before he "saw the light").

I smell another Lie For Jesus....

9/29/2008 10:56:14 PM

John

It's not OK to eat clams.
It's not OK to eat calamari. (Lev. 11:10)
You shouldn't eat them hams. (Lev. 11:7)
God said that you'll really be sorry.

It's not OK to eat shrimp.
If it doesn't chew the cud, it's forbidden.
If you do, then you're just a wimp.
Don't mess - the Lord sure ain't kiddin'!

Don't try to wear wool and linen.
If you do, you'll raise the Lord's ire.
Be careful - don't get yourself caught sinnin'
Or you'll be in the Lake O'Fire®

Don't make fun of a guy who's bald
Like Elisha, who'd lost all his hair. (2 Kings 2:23-24)
If you do, you just might get mauled
By a great big nasty ol' bear.

Don't pick up sticks on the Sabbath
If you value your skin or your bones. (Num. 15:32-36)
The Lord says "no sticks shall ye nabbeth
Or you'll find yourself ducking My stones".

9/29/2008 11:04:38 PM
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