[Robert Breaud sings a song while playing his guitar about how it's "not OK to be gay" while another guy plays the harmonica]
[Exerpts from the video]
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(sings)
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there's another guy on youtube, larry the street preacher, who does stupid shit like this too. I was kind of shocked to hear him shouting right behind me at the convention though. I think he was a bit more surprised when I turned around and said "larry! nice to see you here!"
Penguins do it, so it's okay,
Okay, so it doesn't rhyme, but I think I got my point across.
At one point in the video, Breaud claims to have been homosexual at one point in the past (before he "saw the light").
I smell another Lie For Jesus....
It's not OK to eat clams.
It's not OK to eat shrimp.
Don't try to wear wool and linen.
Don't make fun of a guy who's bald
Don't pick up sticks on the Sabbath
It's not OK to be ignorant.
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(sings)
"a real big no no?"
....are you five?
Wow. That's hilarious.
And, also, sad.
No, God did not say it. Ignorant bronze-age goat-herders said it.
Its also not okay to wear clothing of mixed cloth, plant multiple plants in one garden, or eat pork. Oh also if you get raped you have to marry the guy.
I'm really not just saying this because I disagree with the message, but those are the most uninspired lyrics ever. Honestly, I could write something better than that in like 10 minutes, and I suck. Homo and no no? COME ON. Thats so bad.
What YOU need is my foot in your face.
If anyone ever gets the chance to meet him in person, please punch his head for me.
Here's a song/poem inspired by good ol' Lot:
See those homos at your door?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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