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Could times soon become so bad for us Christians here in the United States of America we will feel so defenseless to stop the spread of evil throughout all faucets of society we will have to spend much more time on our knees in prayer to God as God leads us along the straight and narrow path.

My heart is very heavy with great sadness tonight over the lost souls and evil sweeping across America.

We could wake up tomorrow to chaos and panic throughout America.

GOD WILL NOT FORSAKE US.

Stevangelist, RaptureReady 49 Comments [9/29/2008 8:23:14 PM]
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Goosey

Throughout all faucets of society?

Isn't stuff-"they"-put-in-the-water-supply more CSTDT material? XD

On a more serious note, evil is not "something I dun' agree with".

9/29/2008 8:29:21 PM

Mudflappus

You can stay on yer knees as much as you like there Bubba. Just quite trying to push bullshit Christian oriented moral legislation through our finely tuned machine of secular justice.

9/29/2008 8:30:25 PM

The L

I used to think evil was coming in through my faucets all the time.

Then I learned that bathing wasn't evil.

9/29/2008 8:32:27 PM

cool cats

faucets are the source of evil? Do hot and cold running demons come out?

9/29/2008 8:34:26 PM

Illuminatalie

Yes, now bang your head on the ground until you're forgiven.

9/29/2008 8:36:27 PM

Papabear

I checked the tap in the kitchen. No evil is coming through it, just water.

Seems as though you woke up this morning in a panic.

9/29/2008 8:38:31 PM

Xotan

Lying somewhere behind this 'We could wake up tomorrow to chaos and panic throughout America' is an implication that 'we po' Christians ain't yet bein' persecuted and sufferin' enuff so that we can feel we iz proper martyrs who pray fer our persecutor with our dyin' breath.

Someone's been reading Foxes Book of Martyrs too intensely.

It must be wonderful to be able to feel so unselfconsciously good and perfect, and better than the rest of men... Except that it is the attitude of the Pharisee in the Temple that was so harshly criticised by Jesus.

Btw, putting it in CAPS doesn't mean god gives a goddam about you. It is moot as to whether there is a god or not. It is purely what you believe. If it gives you comfort that's fine with me. But don't try to use it to make yourself above the rest of us.

9/29/2008 8:40:23 PM

lupinella

Everyone sing:
Onward Christian plumbers...

9/29/2008 8:44:06 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

evil throughout all faucets of society

Ghostbusters II was only a movie.

9/29/2008 8:47:12 PM

CaptainAerospace

we will feel so defenseless to stop the spread of evil throughout all faucets of society
The Super Mario Brothers are here to help!

9/29/2008 8:55:08 PM

Godbuster

Why are you raptards not into Warhammer? Warhammer's totally armageddon-y.

9/29/2008 8:55:14 PM

JonathanE

There is no god to forsake you, but it looks like the republicans have greased up all of our arses and shoved it home by voting down the recovery bill.

9/29/2008 8:57:47 PM

Princess Rot

Damn those leaky societal taps.

9/29/2008 9:00:33 PM

anonymous

BWAHAHAHAHAH FAUCETS

9/29/2008 9:17:44 PM

Papabear

"GOD WILL NOT FORSAKE US."

Prove it. God doesn't have a good track record in these matters.

9/29/2008 9:18:55 PM

GreenEyedLilo

This afternoon, I learned that some fundies are blaming LGBTs for the market's fall.

http://ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=2457&MediaType=1&Category=26

We're all scared to death. Of course. But I have an extra reason to be scared, and this quote and that link demonstrate why.

9/29/2008 9:22:37 PM

Comicartist

Your average rapture ready stuff I see

9/29/2008 9:33:22 PM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

@GreenEyedLilo

Wow, just wow. I'm really starting to be afraid of what's going to happen in this country in the next year.

9/29/2008 9:38:16 PM

Grigadil

Live life on your knees. You'll be all right. The evil and lost souls "sweep across America" at eye level, so it might be a good idea just to amputate your lower legs, and reattach your feet where your kneecaps were.

9/29/2008 9:38:28 PM

Pyroclasm

Pie chart, anyone?

9/29/2008 9:40:35 PM

Infernos7

Hello Stevangelist. This is my friend, Super Period. "." His job is to stop people like you from writing long, pointless, run-on sentences that trigger my asthma when I read them out loud. If you would let him into your life, I would be so grateful, I might even let Christ into mine.

9/29/2008 9:52:49 PM

Tearlich

lupinella for the win!!

9/29/2008 9:52:54 PM

Mortok

Yes, it is terrible what Sarah Palin is doing to America, isn't it?

9/29/2008 10:08:20 PM

Dane

I wonder if he talks like that in person

9/29/2008 10:47:34 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

god won't forsake you?

Just like he didn't forsake his son?

Burrrrrrrn! :P

9/29/2008 10:58:24 PM
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