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#702866
Goosey
Throughout all faucets of society?
Isn't stuff-"they"-put-in-the-water-supply more CSTDT material? XD
On a more serious note, evil is not "something I dun' agree with".
9/29/2008 8:29:21 PM
#702869
Mudflappus
You can stay on yer knees as much as you like there Bubba. Just quite trying to push bullshit Christian oriented moral legislation through our finely tuned machine of secular justice.
9/29/2008 8:30:25 PM
#702875
The L
I used to think evil was coming in through my faucets all the time.
Then I learned that bathing wasn't evil.
9/29/2008 8:32:27 PM
#702880
cool cats
faucets are the source of evil? Do hot and cold running demons come out?
9/29/2008 8:34:26 PM
#702883
Illuminatalie
Yes, now bang your head on the ground until you're forgiven.
9/29/2008 8:36:27 PM
#702888
Papabear
I checked the tap in the kitchen. No evil is coming through it, just water.
Seems as though you woke up this morning in a panic.
9/29/2008 8:38:31 PM
#702893
Xotan
Lying somewhere behind this 'We could wake up tomorrow to chaos and panic throughout America' is an implication that 'we po' Christians ain't yet bein' persecuted and sufferin' enuff so that we can feel we iz proper martyrs who pray fer our persecutor with our dyin' breath.
Someone's been reading Foxes Book of Martyrs too intensely.
It must be wonderful to be able to feel so unselfconsciously good and perfect, and better than the rest of men... Except that it is the attitude of the Pharisee in the Temple that was so harshly criticised by Jesus.
Btw, putting it in CAPS doesn't mean god gives a goddam about you. It is moot as to whether there is a god or not. It is purely what you believe. If it gives you comfort that's fine with me. But don't try to use it to make yourself above the rest of us.
9/29/2008 8:40:23 PM
#702906
lupinella
Everyone sing:
Onward Christian plumbers...
9/29/2008 8:44:06 PM
#702914
DarkfireTaimatsu
evil throughout all faucets of society
Ghostbusters II was only a movie.
9/29/2008 8:47:12 PM
#702935
CaptainAerospace
we will feel so defenseless to stop the spread of evil throughout all faucets of society
The Super Mario Brothers are here to help!
9/29/2008 8:55:08 PM
#702937
Godbuster
Why are you raptards not into Warhammer? Warhammer's totally armageddon-y.
9/29/2008 8:55:14 PM
#702945
JonathanE
There is no god to forsake you, but it looks like the republicans have greased up all of our arses and shoved it home by voting down the recovery bill.
9/29/2008 8:57:47 PM
#702952
Princess Rot
Damn those leaky societal taps.
9/29/2008 9:00:33 PM
#702994
anonymous
BWAHAHAHAHAH FAUCETS
9/29/2008 9:17:44 PM
#703000
Papabear
"GOD WILL NOT FORSAKE US."
Prove it. God doesn't have a good track record in these matters.
9/29/2008 9:18:55 PM
#703012
9/29/2008 9:22:37 PM
#703030
Comicartist
Your average rapture ready stuff I see
9/29/2008 9:33:22 PM
#703044
Redneck Bimbo Governor
@GreenEyedLilo
Wow, just wow. I'm really starting to be afraid of what's going to happen in this country in the next year.
9/29/2008 9:38:16 PM
#703045
Grigadil
Live life on your knees. You'll be all right. The evil and lost souls "sweep across America" at eye level, so it might be a good idea just to amputate your lower legs, and reattach your feet where your kneecaps were.
9/29/2008 9:38:28 PM
#703049
Pyroclasm
Pie chart, anyone?
9/29/2008 9:40:35 PM
#703078
Infernos7
Hello Stevangelist. This is my friend, Super Period. "." His job is to stop people like you from writing long, pointless, run-on sentences that trigger my asthma when I read them out loud. If you would let him into your life, I would be so grateful, I might even let Christ into mine.
9/29/2008 9:52:49 PM
#703079
Tearlich
lupinella for the win!!
9/29/2008 9:52:54 PM
#703105
Mortok
Yes, it is terrible what Sarah Palin is doing to America, isn't it?
9/29/2008 10:08:20 PM
#703178
Dane
I wonder if he talks like that in person
9/29/2008 10:47:34 PM
#703201
SurfinSeaOtter
god won't forsake you?
Just like he didn't forsake his son?
Burrrrrrrn! :P
9/29/2008 10:58:24 PM
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