Could times soon become so bad for us Christians here in the United States of America we will feel so defenseless to stop the spread of evil throughout all faucets of society we will have to spend much more time on our knees in prayer to God as God leads us along the straight and narrow path.
My heart is very heavy with great sadness tonight over the lost souls and evil sweeping across America.
We could wake up tomorrow to chaos and panic throughout America.
GOD WILL NOT FORSAKE US.
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Throughout all faucets of society?
Isn't stuff-"they"-put-in-the-water-supply more CSTDT material? XD
On a more serious note, evil is not "something I dun' agree with".
I checked the tap in the kitchen. No evil is coming through it, just water.
Seems as though you woke up this morning in a panic.
Lying somewhere behind this 'We could wake up tomorrow to chaos and panic throughout America' is an implication that 'we po' Christians ain't yet bein' persecuted and sufferin' enuff so that we can feel we iz proper martyrs who pray fer our persecutor with our dyin' breath.
Someone's been reading Foxes Book of Martyrs too intensely.
It must be wonderful to be able to feel so unselfconsciously good and perfect, and better than the rest of men... Except that it is the attitude of the Pharisee in the Temple that was so harshly criticised by Jesus.
Btw, putting it in CAPS doesn't mean god gives a goddam about you. It is moot as to whether there is a god or not. It is purely what you believe. If it gives you comfort that's fine with me. But don't try to use it to make yourself above the rest of us.
Live life on your knees. You'll be all right. The evil and lost souls "sweep across America" at eye level, so it might be a good idea just to amputate your lower legs, and reattach your feet where your kneecaps were.
Hello Stevangelist. This is my friend, Super Period. "." His job is to stop people like you from writing long, pointless, run-on sentences that trigger my asthma when I read them out loud. If you would let him into your life, I would be so grateful, I might even let Christ into mine.
We haven't yet plumbed the depths or measured the ebb and flow of faith in society. Nor have we realized the slow drip, drip, drip of atheism corroding the very pipes of our souls where only faith should gurgle.
Who can we turn to except Luigi and Mario. They may help fix the leaks in our souls before the flood of atheism washes us out into the street.
"faucets of society"
This sounds like an Archie Bunker-ism. If there isn't an on-line dictionary of such things, with Archie's own fundie logic, i.e. gynaecologist=groinecologist, then dammit there should be.
[We could wake up tomorrow to chaos and panic throughout America. ]
How does giving every race, religion, and sexual prefrence equal rights equal to chaos?
Well, maybe it will be chaos to you.
@GreenEyedLilo
You do seem to be the scapegoat for everything at the moment. Quite how what you do under the duvet influences international banking is anybodies guess.
But you don't see the christian preachers blaming their flock and urging them to pray harder do you? It's never the christians fault.
"we will feel so defenseless to stop the spread of evil throughout all faucets of society"
I know, eh? That is why I bought a Brita water filter!
Eeeebill Waaaataaaaah!
May the power of Christ de-mineralize you!!
Another fundie fraud from Rapture Ready whining about persecution in the most Christian friendly country on earth. Would these hypocrites last three minutes in a real danger situation for their religion in a foreign land, under true threat of torture and death for their faith? Whiney creeps like those we post from RR with their imagined slights amplified into persecution on a Biblical scale make me wonder. They are a disgrace to their God and an insult to true martyrs.
I howled with laugher when i read the faucet misspelling of facets. This is a classic.
Fundies have such a negitive outlook on the world, always gloom doom destruction creaping evil and world. Their existance must be heavy and filled with depression, or is it that tthey dont truly believe what they say. Mabey they get a fake sense of holyness when they such things and just go on and forget about what they say.
America is one of the most Christian countries in the world. You have almost no chance to get on in politics if you say you're an atheists. Everyone has to at least profess to be Christian.
If you think it's bad for Christians in the US, then move to Iraq and try to be a Christian there.
If God will not forsake you, then there is no chance of that chaos and panic throughout America, surely. He won't allow it, will he?
Hihi; "faucets"...
S-SM legal in the US. Josh Buggar & Roy Less ensuring the death of the Religious Reich. Your God-Emperor Donald Fart about to be politically raped to death: and not just via Robert Mueller.
Where is your God now bitch?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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