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I hate to say it, but overnight chaos and panic (short of the Rapture) would be the best thing for America. Christians would probably galvanize and set priorities straight for once.

Guy4God, RaptureReady 41 Comments [9/27/2008 2:43:05 AM]
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Fuck you, asshole. Your wet dream of a theocracy is never going to happen.

9/27/2008 2:44:21 AM


So you admit that, up until now, your religion has just been a huge fuck-up?

Whatever. I look forward to seeing your country choke itself to death with stupid.

9/27/2008 2:45:23 AM


Glad to see these 'patriots' are betting on craps.

9/27/2008 2:51:45 AM


Know what would be better? If you and your cult would kill yourselves already.

9/27/2008 3:00:24 AM


You will never have your theocracy as long as I'm alive.

9/27/2008 3:02:48 AM


More death and mayhem, thats what you think would be good for the country? Lovely. Just lovely.

9/27/2008 3:05:44 AM

Dr. Quasius

@kingoftheheavies: I agree with your sentiment, but I am curious as to how you would stop the mass movement that would have to occur in order to create a theocracy.

9/27/2008 3:15:57 AM

Dexter's Laboratory

Best thing for America?


9/27/2008 3:18:34 AM


If theres chaos and panic it will probably be blamed on Bush and fundamentalists wont be able to get enough support to set up their theocracy, so sorry keep dreaming. Your theocracy is never going to happen.

9/27/2008 3:23:28 AM


Your priorities are skewed. Chaos and panic? Your lack of cranial capacity is showing. What you are talking about happened in the twentieth century. Gays were imprisoned, and killed, art which showed "decadence" was destroyed and the artists supressed. A single ideology of fear and hatred posessed a nation, wrought by people claiming to be doing the will of god. Any guesses?

9/27/2008 3:23:56 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Your theocracy will never come about as long as we atheists keep getting louder! Fuck your Jesus and your dreams of chaos and panic..that isnt the Christianity my mother raised me to know you fucking cultist!

9/27/2008 3:28:01 AM


It's like they WANT terrorism to happen.

9/27/2008 3:30:48 AM


What you're saying is, America needs a fundy Pearl Harbour.

9/27/2008 4:15:40 AM


Since when is chaos and panic a good thing?

9/27/2008 4:51:22 AM


Well if Tribulation ever happens we'll let you bring your imaginary friend to the big kid's table.

9/27/2008 5:05:43 AM


What a sad country you live in, if the only thing that can turn the people into sheep is fear. Good thing that's never happened in the past decade...

9/27/2008 5:07:56 AM


Oh Jebus in Heaben, PLEASE TAKE YOUR FOLLOWERS AWAY TODAY so that the rest of us can live in peace.

If you could also take all the Muslims, Jews and Hindus as well, it would be grand.

Thank you in anticipation,


9/27/2008 5:27:43 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I hate to say it, but

No you don't, you love to say it. It gives you a chubby. Today America - tomorrow The World!

9/27/2008 5:34:51 AM


Terrorism for Jesus?

9/27/2008 7:43:59 AM

Have you been flailing around blindly all this time? Good to know.

9/27/2008 8:16:16 AM


Chaos and panic, eh? Sound nice... ANARCHY!

9/27/2008 10:05:21 AM


Why do you hate America?

9/27/2008 10:14:23 AM


They'd start by killing everyone in sight not wearing a crucifix. Then they'd slowly start killing one another. Then they'd kill themselves.

9/27/2008 10:22:37 AM

Unfortunate for you(fortunate for us) most Christians don't think like you do, so you wouldn't be happy with those priorities.

9/27/2008 12:10:48 PM


"Christians would probably galvanize and set priorities straight for once."

You mean like trying to follow Jesus example and not trying to create a theocracy but trying to better the world and show love and peace?

9/27/2008 1:25:27 PM
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