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I hate to say it, but overnight chaos and panic (short of the Rapture) would be the best thing for America. Christians would probably galvanize and set priorities straight for once.

Guy4God, RaptureReady 41 Comments [9/27/2008 2:43:05 AM]
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Smith

Fuck you, asshole. Your wet dream of a theocracy is never going to happen.

9/27/2008 2:44:21 AM

Mortok

So you admit that, up until now, your religion has just been a huge fuck-up?

Whatever. I look forward to seeing your country choke itself to death with stupid.

9/27/2008 2:45:23 AM

threshold

Glad to see these 'patriots' are betting on craps.

9/27/2008 2:51:45 AM

Jay-Sus

Know what would be better? If you and your cult would kill yourselves already.

9/27/2008 3:00:24 AM

kingoftheheavies

You will never have your theocracy as long as I'm alive.

9/27/2008 3:02:48 AM

myheadhurts

More death and mayhem, thats what you think would be good for the country? Lovely. Just lovely.

9/27/2008 3:05:44 AM

Dr. Quasius

@kingoftheheavies: I agree with your sentiment, but I am curious as to how you would stop the mass movement that would have to occur in order to create a theocracy.

9/27/2008 3:15:57 AM

Dexter's Laboratory

Best thing for America?

Fuck the economy, WE WANT THE RAPTURE TO HAPPEN ALREADY DAMN IT.

9/27/2008 3:18:34 AM

Jax

If theres chaos and panic it will probably be blamed on Bush and fundamentalists wont be able to get enough support to set up their theocracy, so sorry keep dreaming. Your theocracy is never going to happen.

9/27/2008 3:23:28 AM

JonathanE

Your priorities are skewed. Chaos and panic? Your lack of cranial capacity is showing. What you are talking about happened in the twentieth century. Gays were imprisoned, and killed, art which showed "decadence" was destroyed and the artists supressed. A single ideology of fear and hatred posessed a nation, wrought by people claiming to be doing the will of god. Any guesses?

9/27/2008 3:23:56 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Your theocracy will never come about as long as we atheists keep getting louder! Fuck your Jesus and your dreams of chaos and panic..that isnt the Christianity my mother raised me to know you fucking cultist!

9/27/2008 3:28:01 AM

muters

It's like they WANT terrorism to happen.

9/27/2008 3:30:48 AM

Illuminatalie

What you're saying is, America needs a fundy Pearl Harbour.

9/27/2008 4:15:40 AM

Mike

Since when is chaos and panic a good thing?

9/27/2008 4:51:22 AM

anonymous_troy

Well if Tribulation ever happens we'll let you bring your imaginary friend to the big kid's table.

9/27/2008 5:05:43 AM

Tired

What a sad country you live in, if the only thing that can turn the people into sheep is fear. Good thing that's never happened in the past decade...

9/27/2008 5:07:56 AM

Pete

Oh Jebus in Heaben, PLEASE TAKE YOUR FOLLOWERS AWAY TODAY so that the rest of us can live in peace.

If you could also take all the Muslims, Jews and Hindus as well, it would be grand.

Thank you in anticipation,

Pete.

9/27/2008 5:27:43 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I hate to say it, but

No you don't, you love to say it. It gives you a chubby. Today America - tomorrow The World!

9/27/2008 5:34:51 AM

toothache

Terrorism for Jesus?

9/27/2008 7:43:59 AM



Have you been flailing around blindly all this time? Good to know.

9/27/2008 8:16:16 AM

Nirjuana

Chaos and panic, eh? Sound nice... ANARCHY!

9/27/2008 10:05:21 AM

aaa

Why do you hate America?

9/27/2008 10:14:23 AM

Athar

They'd start by killing everyone in sight not wearing a crucifix. Then they'd slowly start killing one another. Then they'd kill themselves.

9/27/2008 10:22:37 AM



Unfortunate for you(fortunate for us) most Christians don't think like you do, so you wouldn't be happy with those priorities.

9/27/2008 12:10:48 PM

freako104

"Christians would probably galvanize and set priorities straight for once."


You mean like trying to follow Jesus example and not trying to create a theocracy but trying to better the world and show love and peace?

9/27/2008 1:25:27 PM
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