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There's this thing; it's called a bible. It does mention that homosexuality and pre-marital sex are sins. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's backyard is Alaska. That protected land. Alaska. So, hmmm......you may be the dumbest person alive. The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.

josh/team panda, MySpace 51 Comments [9/29/2008 1:04:32 AM]
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WMDKitty

There's this thing; it's called a brain...

9/29/2008 1:07:27 AM



"There's this thing; it's called a bible."

I know. I've read it... which is good, because I never have to read the goddam thing again.


"It does mention that homosexuality and pre-marital sex are sins."

I could give a flying crap what it says about anything, frankly. It's no one else's business what consenting adults do behind closed doors.


"Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's backyard is Alaska. That protected land. Alaska. So, hmmm......you may be the dumbest person alive. The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou."

How, exactly, is this related to the matters you discussed at the beginning of your post? How are these two things connected?

9/29/2008 1:08:29 AM

vernuf

And here's the thing, team panda. Not everyone cares what the Bible says.

9/29/2008 1:12:13 AM

Mortok

Yeah, save them for later so she can hunt them from the air, you dumbass.

By the way, Caribou? Not nearly as endangered as the wolves and polar bears she wants to mount on her wall.

9/29/2008 1:12:34 AM

anonymous

If the oil was seeping out of the ground, we would not be drilling for it...

9/29/2008 1:17:30 AM

Jay-Sus

Can I get some ranch dressing with this word salad?

9/29/2008 1:21:58 AM

john

Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.

Here's a better idea. Since it's the taxpayers' land, how about letting the oil companies drill it out, we taxpayers keep the oil, and we pay them a fee to do the work - just like they do in the rest of the oil-producing world. See how quick the oil companies are to lobby for that deal.

Here's a clue: they want to drill in Alaska because we're the only country left that's stupid enough to allow our politicians to sell our property for half what it's worth to their campaign contributors.

So, hmmm......you may be the dumbest person alive.

9/29/2008 1:29:20 AM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

"The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...and up from the ground come a bubblin crude....

no, don't think so. TRY AGAIN.

9/29/2008 1:37:05 AM

Katz

"The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou."

Massive citation needed.

9/29/2008 1:37:48 AM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

OH OH, PRE-MARITAL SEX IS A SIN

coughBRISTOLPALINcough

9/29/2008 1:37:57 AM



/The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou./

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

9/29/2008 2:00:49 AM

GreenEyedLilo

There's this other thing, it's called a Bill of Rights, and it says that nobody has to live by someone else's interpretation of the Bible if they don't want to.

Furthermore, that's not how oil works, you dumbass. And stop insulting pandas with that nickname.

9/29/2008 2:01:03 AM

Fdragon

...you are clueless.

Palin may live in Alaska, but that does not mean she gives a shit what happens to it.

9/29/2008 2:03:13 AM

The Outsider

Outsider's Law: Anyone who actually types out the word "hmm..." in an un-ironic way on the internet is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should probably be ignored.

9/29/2008 2:11:38 AM

Porky Pine

Oil is "seeping" out of Alaska?

9/29/2008 2:16:48 AM

Amanda

I thought it was the drilling that hurt the wildlife, not not drilling.

9/29/2008 2:42:27 AM

Michael

You don't come around from these parts (Alaska) do yer, boy.

9/29/2008 3:04:54 AM

Brian X

There is not a place left on Earth where petroleum spontaneously seeps out of the ground. All such wells were tapped out before the 20th century even began.

9/29/2008 3:10:32 AM

Old Viking

There's a message here. Someplace.

9/29/2008 3:15:04 AM

perdurabo

@ Old Viking

Yeah, the message is "Don't huff lacquer thinner kiddies, it turns your brains into tapioca"

9/29/2008 3:20:21 AM

doomie 22

There's this thing; it's called a fire. Die in one.

9/29/2008 3:33:00 AM

kingoftheheavies

The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife.

No, you idiot, that's the La Brea Tar Pits. And that's not in Alaska.

FAIL.

9/29/2008 3:34:06 AM

Pete

Lies, lies, lies for Jebus.

9/29/2008 3:37:45 AM

Gloria

your idiocy astounds me...making up random reasons that being responsible is bad does not justify ecological irresponsibility. Grow up.

9/29/2008 3:45:54 AM

Allegory for Jesus

What relevance does the Bible have to anything? It is not an authority to people who do not think that it is authoritative.

And...if the oil is "seeping out of the ground", why would we need to drill? It is only while drilling that the wildlife are imperiled.

So...what was that about the "dumbest person alive"? Projection?

9/29/2008 4:05:47 AM
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