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[So after the artificial womb is built, can we all fuck all day without worrying about pergnancy?]


Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires? As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin.

[later

Anyway, do you have proof of God's existence, any personal religious revelations, epiphanies, anything of that sort?]

He came to me in a vision once. The content of the vision is of a personal nature, but I'll just say this: The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!

Joona, Politicsforum 53 Comments [9/28/2008 11:24:54 PM]
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Eden

The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!

Then he should make a public appearance. It will win lots of people for the faith ;)
For the curious people maybe coupled with a round table talk, where people can ask him questions like how it is in heaven, if the creation account in Genesis is true, or what god has to say about the morality of certain of his actions and orders according to the old testament ;)

9/28/2008 11:29:40 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

the church has been trying to ban sex since it started and so far it's not working :P

9/28/2008 11:31:33 PM

Mayhem

Something tells me that God was not the only one who came during that vision.

9/28/2008 11:32:03 PM

Old Viking

Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires?

No.

9/28/2008 11:34:41 PM

Smith

"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."

This from the people who's main argument against homosexuality is that the human race would die out if we were all gay.

9/28/2008 11:44:46 PM

Argle Bargle

As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin.

I smell a Poe.

9/28/2008 11:45:53 PM

Mortok

Put down your Bible and pick up "Brave New World". You might learn something.

9/28/2008 11:47:55 PM

Berny

You and Paul would've gotten along great.
The rest of us think you're both assholes.

9/28/2008 11:48:18 PM



"He came to me in a vision once"

After how many beers?

9/28/2008 11:55:17 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Sex should be banned and we should grow babies in artificial wombs because you had a dream one night?

9/28/2008 11:58:27 PM

Papabear

"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."

OK, I'm not voting for you for any office higher than doorstop.


"He came to me in a vision once. The content of the vision is of a personal nature"

Of course, not only is a vision completely unvarifiable, but you won't even disclose the supposed content of your alleged vision. How convenient.


"I'll just say this: The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!"

Why bother? You have no credibility. All you have is a story of a vision and a proclamation that "The God exists."


9/29/2008 12:00:59 AM

Sakura

It appears Ixabert's a fundie now...

9/29/2008 12:10:40 AM

Christopher

"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."

Well if everyone stuck to the ban then, after a generation, we wouldn't have to worry about people commiting any sin at all.

9/29/2008 12:16:58 AM

Shadow Boxer

Interesting how god only appears in visions to people who already believe in him. You'd think if he was that keen on recruitment, he'd be visiting the non-believers a lot more...
Hmmmm....

9/29/2008 12:18:32 AM

Illuminatalie

"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. "
Poe.

9/29/2008 12:19:01 AM

John

God hasn't said anything one way or another about sex.

Paul said plenty. He was a sexually dysfunctional misogynist who didn't think men should have anything to do with women. If you're stupid and gullible enough to believe Paul was inspired by God because your parents or some fundie pastor told you so, fine; but don't try to push your fantasies on everyone else.

9/29/2008 12:25:42 AM

WMDKitty

EPIC FAIL.

9/29/2008 12:38:04 AM

Ernest Tee

The content of the vision is of a personal nature

Did he touch your pee pee? It may not have been god.

9/29/2008 12:43:11 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Fuck your god..tell him that I said he can get the fuck over it.

9/29/2008 12:50:57 AM



"... sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."

Prohibition doesn't work, you totalitarian asshole. If you knew anything at all about human history you'd be aware of that.

9/29/2008 1:02:39 AM

Thejebusfire

[As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. ]

Sex isn't a sin, nor is it evil. If it wasn't for sex, you wouldn't be here.


[The content of the vision is of a personal nature]

In other words, your lying.

9/29/2008 1:16:03 AM

Jay-Sus

He came to me in a vision once.

And there's your proof of God.

9/29/2008 1:17:57 AM

anonymous

"The content of the vision is of a personal nature,"

We're not going to judge you.

9/29/2008 1:18:32 AM

Cthulhuigi

oh good still time to repent

i was worried for a minute there guys

9/29/2008 1:18:42 AM

Fdragon

Dude needs his meds, stat!

9/29/2008 2:05:44 AM
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