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#701900
Eden
The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!
Then he should make a public appearance. It will win lots of people for the faith ;)
For the curious people maybe coupled with a round table talk, where people can ask him questions like how it is in heaven, if the creation account in Genesis is true, or what god has to say about the morality of certain of his actions and orders according to the old testament ;)
9/28/2008 11:29:40 PM
#701902
SurfinSeaOtter
the church has been trying to ban sex since it started and so far it's not working :P
9/28/2008 11:31:33 PM
#701904
Mayhem
Something tells me that God was not the only one who came during that vision.
9/28/2008 11:32:03 PM
#701905
Old Viking
Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires?
No.
9/28/2008 11:34:41 PM
#701916
Smith
"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
This from the people who's main argument against homosexuality is that the human race would die out if we were all gay.
9/28/2008 11:44:46 PM
#701917
Argle Bargle
As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin.
I smell a Poe.
9/28/2008 11:45:53 PM
#701920
Mortok
Put down your Bible and pick up "Brave New World". You might learn something.
9/28/2008 11:47:55 PM
#701921
Berny
You and Paul would've gotten along great.
The rest of us think you're both assholes.
9/28/2008 11:48:18 PM
#701926
"He came to me in a vision once"
After how many beers?
9/28/2008 11:55:17 PM
#701928
Mrs. Antichrist
Sex should be banned and we should grow babies in artificial wombs because you had a dream one night?
9/28/2008 11:58:27 PM
#701932
Papabear
"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
OK, I'm not voting for you for any office higher than doorstop.
"He came to me in a vision once. The content of the vision is of a personal nature"
Of course, not only is a vision completely unvarifiable, but you won't even disclose the supposed content of your alleged vision. How convenient.
"I'll just say this: The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!"
Why bother? You have no credibility. All you have is a story of a vision and a proclamation that "The God exists."
9/29/2008 12:00:59 AM
#701941
Sakura
It appears Ixabert's a fundie now...
9/29/2008 12:10:40 AM
#701942
Christopher
"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
Well if everyone stuck to the ban then, after a generation, we wouldn't have to worry about people commiting any sin at all.
9/29/2008 12:16:58 AM
#701944
Shadow Boxer
Interesting how god only appears in visions to people who already believe in him. You'd think if he was that keen on recruitment, he'd be visiting the non-believers a lot more...
Hmmmm....
9/29/2008 12:18:32 AM
#701945
Illuminatalie
"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. "
Poe.
9/29/2008 12:19:01 AM
#701948
John
God hasn't said anything one way or another about sex.
Paul said plenty. He was a sexually dysfunctional misogynist who didn't think men should have anything to do with women. If you're stupid and gullible enough to believe Paul was inspired by God because your parents or some fundie pastor told you so, fine; but don't try to push your fantasies on everyone else.
9/29/2008 12:25:42 AM
#701953
WMDKitty
EPIC FAIL.
9/29/2008 12:38:04 AM
#701957
Ernest Tee
The content of the vision is of a personal nature
Did he touch your pee pee? It may not have been god.
9/29/2008 12:43:11 AM
#701958
Reverend Jeremiah
Fuck your god..tell him that I said he can get the fuck over it.
9/29/2008 12:50:57 AM
#701972
"... sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
Prohibition doesn't work, you totalitarian asshole. If you knew anything at all about human history you'd be aware of that.
9/29/2008 1:02:39 AM
#701989
Thejebusfire
[As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. ]
Sex isn't a sin, nor is it evil. If it wasn't for sex, you wouldn't be here.
[The content of the vision is of a personal nature]
In other words, your lying.
9/29/2008 1:16:03 AM
#701991
Jay-Sus
He came to me in a vision once.
And there's your proof of God.
9/29/2008 1:17:57 AM
#701992
anonymous
"The content of the vision is of a personal nature,"
We're not going to judge you.
9/29/2008 1:18:32 AM
#701994
Cthulhuigi
oh good still time to repent
i was worried for a minute there guys
9/29/2008 1:18:42 AM
#702035
Fdragon
Dude needs his meds, stat!
9/29/2008 2:05:44 AM
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