[So after the artificial womb is built, can we all fuck all day without worrying about pergnancy?]
Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires? As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin.
[later
Anyway, do you have proof of God's existence, any personal religious revelations, epiphanies, anything of that sort?]
He came to me in a vision once. The content of the vision is of a personal nature, but I'll just say this: The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!
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The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!
Then he should make a public appearance. It will win lots of people for the faith ;)
For the curious people maybe coupled with a round table talk, where people can ask him questions like how it is in heaven, if the creation account in Genesis is true, or what god has to say about the morality of certain of his actions and orders according to the old testament ;)
"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
This from the people who's main argument against homosexuality is that the human race would die out if we were all gay.
"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
OK, I'm not voting for you for any office higher than doorstop.
"He came to me in a vision once. The content of the vision is of a personal nature"
Of course, not only is a vision completely unvarifiable, but you won't even disclose the supposed content of your alleged vision. How convenient.
"I'll just say this: The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!"
Why bother? You have no credibility. All you have is a story of a vision and a proclamation that "The God exists."
"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
Well if everyone stuck to the ban then, after a generation, we wouldn't have to worry about people commiting any sin at all.
God hasn't said anything one way or another about sex.
Paul said plenty. He was a sexually dysfunctional misogynist who didn't think men should have anything to do with women. If you're stupid and gullible enough to believe Paul was inspired by God because your parents or some fundie pastor told you so, fine; but don't try to push your fantasies on everyone else.
"... sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
Prohibition doesn't work, you totalitarian asshole. If you knew anything at all about human history you'd be aware of that.
[As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. ]
Sex isn't a sin, nor is it evil. If it wasn't for sex, you wouldn't be here.
[The content of the vision is of a personal nature]
In other words, your lying.
Ban sex? Oh, you mean ban sexual relations for everyone YOU disapprove of, for example, people who are not right-wing, American, fundamentalist, white, Republican-voting, Christian, married, non-contraceptive using nuclear fambuhlees.
It would be impossible to enforce, but you still reserve a hearty fuck off for suggesting it.
"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin. "
No, sex should be banned for all men under the age of 30.
Oh yeah? Well if he's so freakin' upset then why doesn't he come down here and settle this once and for all???
Come on, god! You, me, carpark, RIGHT NOW!!!
A vision?
"A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw.
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora..."
That was under the influence of laudanum.
What were you on that inspired your vision of 'god'?
BTW, which god was it? It can't have been the Judaeo/Christian one as the Burble says that no man can look on the face of god and live. So which god?
Or are you lying?
Or was it Satan masquerading before going to the Venetian Carnival?
"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
OK, since the only people stupid enough to follow that law are fundies you'd have no kids to brainwash and after a generation you'd all be gone.
Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires? As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin.
If God didn't want us to fuck, why did he make it feel good, and NECESSARY FOR OUR SPECIES TO SURVIVE?!
He came to me in a vision once. The content of the vision is of a personal nature, but I'll just say this: The God exists, and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him. But there is still time to repent!
Come to a world leader, religious figurehead...fuck, get a spot on Oprah...? Hell, no, he appears to a wingnut ranting and raving on the street. Gotcha.
"sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
"We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neuroscientists are working on this right now."
-- George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
"As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
Good luck on enforcing that one. Do you really think any law would stop people banging? They couldn't even enforce alcohol prohibition, so I think that one's a non-starter.
"Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires?" It's not selfish if it's in a porno. scnr "As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin."
Joona wtf. If you are opposed to sex then you won't like one bit what I will do to the world.
"The God exists" I am aware of that. ", and he does not look favourably at you people having abandoned him." I don't give a shit. I know I have to prove myself before they believe me that I am the father of the cosmos. That's a good thing because I'd rather have rational minds around me.
And, btw: It is you , Joona, who abandoned me. Your mind is posessed by the "devil". He twists the truth exactly upside down. Just like I seem to do it right now. Magical words.
"But there is still time to repent!" It is your time that is running out. At some point, you will have to give up all that bullshit about Jesus. My kingdom is ruled by sanity. So there won't be religion.
I saw the Easter Bunny once. He was walking along the top edge of my bedroom door. I was 6 and had the measles at the time and a temperature of 104.
I wonder where my everlasting soul is going to wind up because I suspect my vision of the E.B. was a hallucination brought on by a fever. Oh, woe is me!
Maybe if I study the Walter Lantz books, or those of Loony Toons...oh, wait...that's Bugs Bunny, false deity. Blasphemy! Shame on me.
Sex isn't a new invention, Joona. It's been around a long long time, and I think it's unlikely that we will ban it in the future.
<** goes away muttering about parents who let children loose with a computer **>
Can't you think about anything else besides your selfish desires? As I said, sex should be banned to protect people from committing sin
As if that stopped the 'Saved' Newt Gingrich, Josh Buggar, Roy Less and the un saved Donald Fart: but the latter doing so doesn't stop you from voting for/supporting some...thing that hasn't repented of his ...
...but like I say:
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And as your 'God' committed the sin of Adultery with Joseph via his intended Mary, give us just one good reason why Christains shouldn't be banned from having sex to protect people from your hypocrisy.
@Philbert McAdamia
I saw the Easter Bunny once
Here is an imbecile trying to be something he's not...:
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...and the Easter Bunny.
Confused?
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