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I agree that Obama has had Satanic and demonic assistance to reach the position that he is in. I think that he is a false prophet.

I was really surprised that Hillary Clinton did not get the Democratic nomination. I felt that she had been groomed for a long time to become our next president. However, the powers that be have decided that Obama will probably be the man to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.

If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation.

ALS6347, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [9/29/2008 2:41:53 PM]
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Eden

Sounds like you should vote for Obama then. After all you guys at RR are constantly lusting for the rapture and tribulation ;)

9/29/2008 2:45:42 PM

inmate22841

Hilary is the anti christ, no wait Obama is.

It seems that the only requirement to being the anti christ is to secure the Democratic nomination.

9/29/2008 2:48:34 PM

Mortok

Translation: He's black! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Seriously, if you want tribulation, go for Palin. She's the only one crazy enough to actually push the button. You couldn't do much worse if you voted a fucking DALEK into office.

9/29/2008 2:49:27 PM

nonamenoname

I wasn't aware he was a prophet!

9/29/2008 2:53:06 PM

aaa

Kid, why do you support the son of Cain?

9/29/2008 2:57:50 PM

The L

Pre-trib Rapture: Kills Brain Cells....DEAD.

9/29/2008 3:11:52 PM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Riiiiiiiiight! And HURD 1.0 is about to be released! Any minute now!

9/29/2008 3:23:45 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Oh, c'mon, Mortok! Daleks aren't batshit insane! :P

9/29/2008 3:23:48 PM



LMFAO you idiots just will NOT give it a rest, will ya?

Obama is where is he because he is an intelligent man that inspires people and we feel we can trust him. To quote Homer Simpson, If you don't like it, go to Russia.

@ aaa, OH, SNAP!

9/29/2008 3:50:59 PM

Mortok

Perhaps not, Dark_Lord, but, unlike Palin, they've finally mastered the art of climbing stairs. That makes them slightly more dangerous in my mind.

9/29/2008 3:57:09 PM

Dr. Quasius



Vote for me! Exterminate!!!!!!!!!!

9/29/2008 3:59:18 PM

Epic Wolf

F/CT/RSTDT Trifecta?

"I agree that Obama has had Satanic and demonic assistance to reach the position that he is in."
"No way them thur negros could get political power! It's the debbil!"
RSTDT

"...she had been groomed for a long time to become our next president. However, the powers that be have decided ..."
CTSTDT

"...to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.

If he wins the election in November I think that we may be very close to the start of the Tribulation."

FSTDT


Trifecta!

9/29/2008 4:05:29 PM

Goosey

"I think that he is a false prophet."

Now admittedly I'm a little fuzzy on this part of the Bible, but doesn't one, like, y'know, actually have to claim to be a prophet in order to be labelled a false one?

I mean, really... That would make sense.

Oops, I'm talking about the Bible and expecting it to make sense. My bad.

9/29/2008 4:59:34 PM

anti-nonsense

I wasn't aware that Obama was trying to start a new religion, or anything like that. And it doesn't take demonic influence (or any other supernatural influence for that matter) to get a Democrat into office, it only takes 8 years of Republican fuckups and corruption to piss the people off enough to make them want to see the Republicans out. (hopefully)

Also Dalek references = win.

9/29/2008 5:04:13 PM

ID82

I really can't wait to see what these people say in four years if Obama wins.

9/29/2008 5:05:47 PM



How the heck did you miss the tribulation? It started in 2000 when the anti-Christ Karl Rove and his lying war-profiteer handpuppets Bush and Cheney were elected because God took all the good people away and it swung the vote in Florida so that it could be manipulated. I mean all those good liberal democrats flying to the God of love and peace, it was really cool but it kinda fucked us up here in America cause it left us behind with all these self-righteous fundie fruitcakes who think that they are the only Christians(which might be why they got left).

9/29/2008 5:14:17 PM

ObamaMustTriumph

Its astounding how people don't notice the obvious. Obama is not the Anti-Christ. McCain is the anti-Christ. Revelations says the anti-Christ will pretend to be Christ. What have the Republicans been trying to do?

Its so obvious to me that McCain is the anti-Christ or at least a demon who will assist the anti-Christ. I can't believe nobody is noticing. Maybe its because of McCain's special demon powers. That's why I also look away from his eyes when ever he is on tv. He probably looks people in the eye and tells them to support him and then they have to because of his demon powers. Or maybe he can wipe away our memories or suspend time. I dont know but somehow hes fooling a lot of people.

I implore everyone never to look in his eyes when watching tv or anywhere. If you do hell control you

9/29/2008 5:23:23 PM

Some Guy

If Obama wins in November and the Tribulation doesn't start, will you finally SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?

9/29/2008 5:25:59 PM

tracer

If by "the powers that be", you mean "everyone who voted in the Democratic primary."

9/29/2008 6:09:52 PM

KatAutumn

I thought all national leaders were appointed by God. Or does that only apply when the neo-cons are in control because they advance the fundie agenda?

9/29/2008 6:14:53 PM



@Some Guy: Sadly, I think that's too much to hope for. If anything, it might get worse.

9/29/2008 6:32:51 PM

Papabear

If you're so scared of Obama, why don't you move to an existing theocracy or get your pals together, buy a remote island and form your own "Christian nation?"

9/29/2008 6:38:35 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Everything with you fucking idiots somehow relates to the pretend rapture. If Obama is elected I bet you $1,000,000 that the rapture will not occur before his term expires.

9/29/2008 6:55:36 PM

John

However, the powers that be have decided that Obama will probably be the man to take us down the road to the kingdom of the Antichrist.

The powers that be? You mean voters?

9/29/2008 7:18:50 PM

Fdragon

How can he be a false prophet? He does not prophesise.

Idiots lable everyone they hate as "false prophets"

9/29/2008 7:30:15 PM
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