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Originally Posted by DerRickster
You know what I heard about something similar to this...there is a machine that looks like a tv monitor but flashes images so quick the naked eye can't see it but your conscience mind does and then the machine senses the person's body reaction to it. Talk about 'reading your mind.' Just imagine how the anti-christ can use this technology.

Hi Der,

yeah i agree there is technology that can do that. i worked in city government, and i sensed it myself. my coworkers & upper management could read my brain using some sort of program in the computers. they would mumble things or comments about me... (kinda like 3rd person subconscious comments which i would catch) I never said anything. I ended up quitting that job. And now, just waiting for Jesus to harpazo us outta here..!!!!!!


Sheesh this world is getting outta control! but somehow supposedly in control with the evil ones!! they better think again! no matter what they throw.. it won't matter! you will all answer to our almighty God and get dealt with accordingly even if you are all well connected with rocket scientist technology!!!!

[Get thee to a psychiatrist. -ed]

TruthSeeker41, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [9/27/2008 2:47:36 PM]
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Empress

Schizophrenia is a difficult disease to live with, but there are medications out there that can help you. Consider looking into them post-haste.

9/27/2008 2:54:53 PM

cool cats

Paranoid much?

9/27/2008 3:12:46 PM

GreenEyedLilo

I'm sure the other civil servants are grateful you quit!

9/27/2008 3:21:22 PM

Horsefeathers

You Rapture Ready idiots ever thought about seeing a psychologist en masse? I'm sure you'd get one hell of a group discount rate given that you're all completely fucking insane and in dire need of therapy.

9/27/2008 3:23:15 PM

Mortok

Idiocy aside, "harpazo" is now my favourite word.

9/27/2008 3:24:06 PM



So you quit your job out of paranoia and now you are sitting at home, a leech on society, waiting for Jesus to come. Awesome.

9/27/2008 3:26:43 PM

jc

CT/FSTDT

9/27/2008 3:27:22 PM

Doctor Whom

2Th 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

The Bible says it; you have to obey it; that settles it.

9/27/2008 3:32:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

They are working on similar retinal scanners, to sense things such as undue nervousnous in airports, and if you wish to believe it's the AC getting after you, it is, in fact, the Bush regime's Homeland Security.

9/27/2008 3:39:30 PM

Grogs

By 'quit', I suspect he means 'fired for cause because he wouldn't stop surfing internet message boards (RR) all day long.' The bit about reading your mind through the computer is total lunacy, but it's not uncommon for the IT staff to monitor what websites workers go to.

The mumbles, I suspect, tended to be along the lines of "Crap, here comes the guy who likes to hand out Chick tracts and tell me I'm going to hell while I'm trying to eat my lunch in peace."

9/27/2008 3:40:09 PM

name goes here

paranoid schizophrenia seconded.

9/27/2008 3:42:53 PM

Argle Bargle

Textbook symptoms of schizophrenia. TruthSeeker41 needs some psychiatric help ASAP:

9/27/2008 3:44:29 PM

The Dynamic Dick

Do Fundies know I can read their minds and unlock thier hidden desires? That's why they may find themselves surpised to be members of certain email lists.

lulz

9/27/2008 3:50:58 PM

Mayhem


9/27/2008 4:08:02 PM

Slayer

Why would they waste their time reading your reactions to subconscious vocal cues when they could have just used satellites, tooth implants, or infrared tattoos to keep you under constant surveillance?

Oh, and obligatory "WAKE UP YOU SHEEPLE!!1!1"

9/27/2008 4:27:09 PM

Dr. Quasius

Interestingly enough the very next comment suggests that TruthSeeker41 may have schizophrenia. The Raptards aren't completely crazy.

9/27/2008 4:45:41 PM

jimboaw

Please pretty Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease dont tell me these idiots breed

9/27/2008 5:01:53 PM

El_Generalissimo

"you will all answer to our almighty God and get dealt with accordingly even if you are all well connected with rocket scientist technology!!!!"

Reminds me of a joke I heard once:

"What would be your response if you heard that there was as an army of angels coming from Heaven at the bidding of the Lord to cleanse this wicked world of sin and vice?"

"Pre-empitive nuclear strike."

9/27/2008 5:09:14 PM

aaa

Paranoid!

9/27/2008 5:23:14 PM

Grigadil

"Der" *snicker*, subliminal messaging is the technique you referred to.

TS41, you very likely have experienced it on a frequent regular basis, if you watch faux n00z at all.

Josef Goebbels' ghost would splooge -- er, harpazo -- at the thought of all the tricks used by the aforementioned Neocon Propaganda Ministry.

For example, if someone would examine some of the "reportage" frame-by-frame, they just might find a quarter-interlaced visual message from time to time. 33 milliseconds. Too quick for conscious perception, but it's there.

If not, feel free to consider me a conspiracy theorist.

9/27/2008 5:36:51 PM



Conspiracy Theorists say the weirdest crap.

And why the hell would they need a "machine that looks like a TV" to send subliminal messages when ordinary TV's do the trick just fine?

9/27/2008 5:52:19 PM

Grigadil

Thenkyew thenkyew

9/27/2008 5:53:40 PM

ID82

Is it required on rapture ready that you end everyone of your posts with some asinine comment about how the world isn't going in your favor so the rapture must be imminent and then say something like, wont all the heathens be sorry when God takes all of us away?

9/27/2008 6:04:32 PM

IanC

So you quit what sounded like a pretty good job.... just to sit on your rear all day doing fuck all?

9/27/2008 6:29:24 PM

Booley

That's NOT how subliminal messages work.

There is no machine that read your thoughts. We cant' even come up with a fool proof lie detecter yet.

9/27/2008 6:34:37 PM
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