Originally Posted by DerRickster
You know what I heard about something similar to this...there is a machine that looks like a tv monitor but flashes images so quick the naked eye can't see it but your conscience mind does and then the machine senses the person's body reaction to it. Talk about 'reading your mind.' Just imagine how the anti-christ can use this technology.
Hi Der,
yeah i agree there is technology that can do that. i worked in city government, and i sensed it myself. my coworkers & upper management could read my brain using some sort of program in the computers. they would mumble things or comments about me... (kinda like 3rd person subconscious comments which i would catch) I never said anything. I ended up quitting that job. And now, just waiting for Jesus to harpazo us outta here..!!!!!!
Sheesh this world is getting outta control! but somehow supposedly in control with the evil ones!! they better think again! no matter what they throw.. it won't matter! you will all answer to our almighty God and get dealt with accordingly even if you are all well connected with rocket scientist technology!!!!
[Get thee to a psychiatrist. -ed]
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2Th 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
The Bible says it; you have to obey it; that settles it.
They are working on similar retinal scanners, to sense things such as undue nervousnous in airports, and if you wish to believe it's the AC getting after you, it is, in fact, the Bush regime's Homeland Security.
By 'quit', I suspect he means 'fired for cause because he wouldn't stop surfing internet message boards (RR) all day long.' The bit about reading your mind through the computer is total lunacy, but it's not uncommon for the IT staff to monitor what websites workers go to.
The mumbles, I suspect, tended to be along the lines of "Crap, here comes the guy who likes to hand out Chick tracts and tell me I'm going to hell while I'm trying to eat my lunch in peace."
Why would they waste their time reading your reactions to subconscious vocal cues when they could have just used satellites, tooth implants, or infrared tattoos to keep you under constant surveillance?
Oh, and obligatory "WAKE UP YOU SHEEPLE!!1!1"
"you will all answer to our almighty God and get dealt with accordingly even if you are all well connected with rocket scientist technology!!!!"
Reminds me of a joke I heard once:
"What would be your response if you heard that there was as an army of angels coming from Heaven at the bidding of the Lord to cleanse this wicked world of sin and vice?"
"Pre-empitive nuclear strike."
"Der" *snicker*, subliminal messaging is the technique you referred to.
TS41, you very likely have experienced it on a frequent regular basis, if you watch faux n00z at all.
Josef Goebbels' ghost would splooge -- er, harpazo -- at the thought of all the tricks used by the aforementioned Neocon Propaganda Ministry.
For example, if someone would examine some of the "reportage" frame-by-frame, they just might find a quarter-interlaced visual message from time to time. 33 milliseconds. Too quick for conscious perception, but it's there.
If not, feel free to consider me a conspiracy theorist.
"...upper management could read my brain "
well that wouldn't of taken long, no War and Peach in there. At best " the Cat sat on the mat.." , and thats pushing it.
"the naked eye can't see it but your conscience mind"
Doesn't know the difference between "conscious" and "unconscious," and can't spell either of them.
So you expect people to belive that upper management was reading your mind, and then letting your co-workers in on it too? Let me guess, it was ust your mind they were reading right? not anyone else's just yours, and I'll bet it's because they are all worldly, wicked, evil servants of satan, and the are persecuting you, the only person in the city government who really belives in god, Am I right?
That or you have paranoid schizophrenia and you should seek medical and psychiatric attention ASAP.
Subliminal messaging goes back to the 60's. Advertisers were supposedly using it in movies theaters to convey prompts like "Buy some candy," or "Eat ice cream," or "Popcorn is delicious." It turned out to be a pile of doo-doo. It's still a pile of doo-doo.
Let me guess..this is some of the things they mumbled about you:
"Jesus freak"
"Conspiracy theorist"
"Homophobe"
"womanizer"
"Nutcase"
WOW, I just read your mind too.
there is a machine that looks like a tv monitor but flashes images so quick the naked eye can't see it but your conscience mind does and then the machine senses the person's body reaction to it.
The old "tachistiscope". I remember reading about experiments where they'd hook a guy to a lie detector and flash words like "banana", "horse", cupcake" etc. so fast the subject couldn't read them. Then they'd flash "penis" or "naked". He'd still say he didn't see anything, but the lie detector showed a reaction. An interesting experiment in levels of perception, but never had any practical use, as far as I know. One guy claimed subliminal advertising worked, and I believe as a result of public outcry, it was actually banned from TV at one point. But his results were never confirmed.
Rapturetards - they sit around all day imagining things. Trust me, dumbass, nobody is interested in reading your mind, we already know there's nothing going on in there.
"and i sensed it myself. my coworkers & upper management could read my brain"
1. You think you're smarter than everyone else. You don't need to hide this fact because they are too stupid to know it.
2. This is because the feeling deep inside that Jesus approves of you, makes you wiser than anyone could ever be.
Did I read your mind too?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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