Professor Cold Heart
Hoping for some kind of explanation, I searched the page and found this:
"It has been our experience that the thought pattern has to change in order to give way to the new personality to take over. It is important to realize that things like Dungeons and Dragons, and other games of witchcraft, put the mind in gear for satan. Then witchcraft activity becomes common place. The casting of spells, the inducing of charms, and the practicing of witchcraft takes over the entire mind and thus gives way tot he mind control spirit whereby the mind can be controlled by the devil himself. This is also the reason for the psychedelic colors in the Rubik's cube, and the mind boggling disco lights and the lights that are sold as rhythm, colors. All these colors affect the mentality and aid in the taking over and controlling of the mind."
Basically, bright colours are evil.
10/6/2008 9:31:36 AM
@Professor Cold Heart
I would extend that to any activity imagining you are somewhere else. Other than heaven.
Fundies are not mindless drones because of the religion. They are mindless drones to be worthy of their religion.
10/6/2008 9:49:57 AM
Basically what they want is for you to take THIER bible, then brick yourself into a lightproof and soundproof room which the floor, walls and ceiling are painted berlin black.
Then pray to Jesus constantly for the rest of your life - which under those conditions would be a matter of hours.
Previous comments are "hole-in-one".
10/6/2008 10:01:52 AM
Don't forget hoop-rolling, stickball, and mumblety-peg. These damn kids today.
10/6/2008 2:26:31 PM
This is starting to sound like a parody site. Dungeons & Dragons I could see, but a Rubik's cube?
10/6/2008 2:45:35 PM
You need to get a life.
10/6/2008 6:11:42 PM
Sooo... I'm going to hell for playing Mario Party?
10/6/2008 6:25:46 PM
If it's fun, it's evil.
10/6/2008 6:30:30 PM
10/6/2008 6:39:09 PM
a) says everything is a sin, evil, etc
b) has a list of prayers that are, by any estimation, incantations such as found in the Clavicle of Solomon and other spell books.
They are OBSESSED with demons and conspiracy; so much so that I'm surprised they can function or even have the resources to survive! They are so ape-shit insane I can only believe that they're playing make believe: if not they are stuck somewhere in the late 15C
10/7/2008 7:49:19 AM
@ Elia: Parody sites tend to state with tremenduous gusto, "washing machines with transparent lids cause arousing thoughts" (google for it). If this site *only* mentions a few minor funny things like Rubik's cubes, hell, there's a *possibility* it's a real deal.
Then again, it could be a fake. That's the annoying thing about the already wildly kooky world of game politics - Poe's law works twice as hard on it as it does with other topics.
10/7/2008 11:50:51 AM
Tetris is evil because of the "psychedelic" colors, right? That must make rainbows a creation of witchcraft. And since God made a rainbow in the Bible. He's not worthy of worship because he promotes "witchcraft".
10/7/2008 12:40:18 PM
Stan & Liz: Don't forget about the frogs and owls [shivers].
10/7/2008 2:26:19 PM
I can solve a Demon Cube in 43 seconds!
1/3/2010 12:22:48 AM
It all started with those litle wooden blocks I had when I was a rug rat. Satan played in my sandbox after that. But when Pong came out the end times began in earnest. Oh, sure, it was only in black&white back then, but there you see was the toe in the doorway.
1/3/2010 3:36:28 AM
I wonder if the house of Stan and Elizabeth Madrak it's just a empty square with a bed and some bibles. They seem to think that EVERYTHING is work of the devil.
Actually, i'm surprised that these people can operate such a complicated device like a computer.
4/7/2010 2:35:03 PM
So is that why people make christian video games?
4/7/2010 4:17:22 PM
~~ Aaaaaaaaaaand it's witchcraft...
it's strictly taboooooooo... ~~
4/7/2010 4:25:46 PM
Rubik's Cube, Nintendo...did I suddenly end up in 1987?
4/19/2010 2:11:57 PM
And if you play Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, KISS, or AC/DC records backwards, you can hear the secret satanic messages they're trying to get into kids' heads!
4/19/2010 2:26:39 PM
Welcome to the eighties!
Most of the witchcraft, that people were executed for, was drying herbs and berries, and mixing them into teas and ointments to cure ailments.
The pharmacists must be EVIL!
4/21/2010 2:22:33 AM
Well, I always did consider Rubix's cubes to be of the devil...
7/19/2010 2:58:11 PM
Rubik's Cube = IRL LAMENT CONFIGURATION!!1
2/27/2012 9:13:45 PM
Rubik's fucking cube? Seriously? You morons must be running out of ideas.
2/28/2012 2:00:19 AM
My laptop has flames on it.IT'S OF SATAN!!!
2/28/2012 6:16:25 AM