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#709407
Professor Cold Heart
Hoping for some kind of explanation, I searched the page and found this:
"It has been our experience that the thought pattern has to change in order to give way to the new personality to take over. It is important to realize that things like Dungeons and Dragons, and other games of witchcraft, put the mind in gear for satan. Then witchcraft activity becomes common place. The casting of spells, the inducing of charms, and the practicing of witchcraft takes over the entire mind and thus gives way tot he mind control spirit whereby the mind can be controlled by the devil himself. This is also the reason for the psychedelic colors in the Rubik's cube, and the mind boggling disco lights and the lights that are sold as rhythm, colors. All these colors affect the mentality and aid in the taking over and controlling of the mind."
Basically, bright colours are evil.
10/6/2008 9:31:36 AM
#709411
Freboy
@Professor Cold Heart
I would extend that to any activity imagining you are somewhere else. Other than heaven.
Fundies are not mindless drones because of the religion. They are mindless drones to be worthy of their religion.
10/6/2008 9:49:57 AM
#709414
Michael
Basically what they want is for you to take THIER bible, then brick yourself into a lightproof and soundproof room which the floor, walls and ceiling are painted berlin black.
Then pray to Jesus constantly for the rest of your life - which under those conditions would be a matter of hours.
Previous comments are "hole-in-one".
10/6/2008 10:01:52 AM
#709577
Carbonated Margarine
Don't forget hoop-rolling, stickball, and mumblety-peg. These damn kids today.
10/6/2008 2:26:31 PM
#709600
Elia
This is starting to sound like a parody site. Dungeons & Dragons I could see, but a Rubik's cube?
10/6/2008 2:45:35 PM
#709929
You need to get a life.
10/6/2008 6:11:42 PM
#709949
Shadoboy
Sooo... I'm going to hell for playing Mario Party?
10/6/2008 6:25:46 PM
#709957
GigaGuess
If it's fun, it's evil.
10/6/2008 6:30:30 PM
#709965
aaa
Paranoia.
10/6/2008 6:39:09 PM
#710533
apYrs
That site:
a) says everything is a sin, evil, etc
b) has a list of prayers that are, by any estimation, incantations such as found in the Clavicle of Solomon and other spell books.
They are OBSESSED with demons and conspiracy; so much so that I'm surprised they can function or even have the resources to survive! They are so ape-shit insane I can only believe that they're playing make believe: if not they are stuck somewhere in the late 15C
10/7/2008 7:49:19 AM
#710589
WWWWolf
@ Elia: Parody sites tend to state with tremenduous gusto, "washing machines with transparent lids cause arousing thoughts" (google for it). If this site *only* mentions a few minor funny things like Rubik's cubes, hell, there's a *possibility* it's a real deal.
Then again, it could be a fake. That's the annoying thing about the already wildly kooky world of game politics - Poe's law works twice as hard on it as it does with other topics.
10/7/2008 11:50:51 AM
#710603
Xemnas
Tetris is evil because of the "psychedelic" colors, right? That must make rainbows a creation of witchcraft. And since God made a rainbow in the Bible. He's not worthy of worship because he promotes "witchcraft".
10/7/2008 12:40:18 PM
#710664
El Guapo
Stan & Liz: Don't forget about the frogs and owls [shivers].
10/7/2008 2:26:19 PM
#1086320
I can solve a Demon Cube in 43 seconds!
1/3/2010 12:22:48 AM
#1086373
Philbert McAdamia
It all started with those litle wooden blocks I had when I was a rug rat. Satan played in my sandbox after that. But when Pong came out the end times began in earnest. Oh, sure, it was only in black&white back then, but there you see was the toe in the doorway.
1/3/2010 3:36:28 AM
#1144473
Fernando
I wonder if the house of Stan and Elizabeth Madrak it's just a empty square with a bed and some bibles. They seem to think that EVERYTHING is work of the devil.
Actually, i'm surprised that these people can operate such a complicated device like a computer.
4/7/2010 2:35:03 PM
#1144540
D
So is that why people make christian video games?
4/7/2010 4:17:22 PM
#1144545
Philbert McAdamia
~~ Aaaaaaaaaaand it's witchcraft...
Wicked Witchcraft
and although
I know
it's strictly taboooooooo... ~~
4/7/2010 4:25:46 PM
#1148480
Nick S.
Rubik's Cube, Nintendo...did I suddenly end up in 1987?
4/19/2010 2:11:57 PM
#1148484
Moondog
And if you play Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, KISS, or AC/DC records backwards, you can hear the secret satanic messages they're trying to get into kids' heads!
4/19/2010 2:26:39 PM
#1148864
Swede
Welcome to the eighties!
Most of the witchcraft, that people were executed for, was drying herbs and berries, and mixing them into teas and ointments to cure ailments.
The pharmacists must be EVIL!
4/21/2010 2:22:33 AM
#1182677
Rapax Pringer
Well, I always did consider Rubix's cubes to be of the devil...
7/19/2010 2:58:11 PM
#1378454
Rubik's Cube = IRL LAMENT CONFIGURATION!!1
2/27/2012 9:13:45 PM
#1378486
Justanotheratheist
Rubik's fucking cube? Seriously? You morons must be running out of ideas.
2/28/2012 2:00:19 AM
#1378550
kfefkuhffbekbf(speaking-in-tongues)
My laptop has flames on it.IT'S OF SATAN!!!
2/28/2012 6:16:25 AM
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