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(On "Rapture Kits")

I'd go down to hobby lobby or something and get one of those cheap wooden boxes. Get a couple bibles for cheap from a thrift store and pack it in the box along with some aspirin, maybe headache medication, a first aid kit, a flashlight, and some camping rations from Wal-mart or something. You may also want to place a letter in there to the finder about what exactly happened. They need to know we were taken to Heaven, not "beamed up" or dissolved at an atomic level, like the media may try to tell them. Explain the 21 judgement about to hit the Earth as best you can, so as they happen, the finder can estimate what to do next. Be very real and honest in the letter, and explain that they must place their faith in Jesus Christ by confessing Him with their mouth, and that this faith will almost certainly cost them their life in about 3.5 years into the tribulation. Also refer to the sheep and goat judgement in case they might become doubtful and want to cut corners. Above all, implore them not to take the mark and exactly what will happen if they do. The finder will also need to learn how to hunt and fish in the wilderness to survive. They will not be able to buy or sell without the mark, so just waltzing into Burger King will be out of the question. I would also let them know they need to find a good hiding place in the wilderness somewhere, and bring a few people with them to evangelize and keep the faith until Jesus comes. Tell them that He is coming 7 years from the signing of the "peace treaty," and not to believe anything the anti-christ says.

If you do the above, I think the person who finds the box will be very well informed.

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