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EEKK!! My neighbors put up an Obama Biden sign today

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Will I ever look at them the same again? And what happens when I put my McCain sign in the ground this week? They were Bush supporters last time around...Help!!

lovinlife4, Rapture Ready 84 Comments [9/29/2008 12:23:39 PM]
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Prager

The neighbours have learned! Lovinlife4 needs to do the same.

9/29/2008 12:29:25 PM

Fdragon

...eekk?

Probably nothing will happen if you put up your McCain sign. They probably will not give a shit.

Obviously they wised up after eight years of Bush.

9/29/2008 12:32:31 PM

Doctor Whom

And what happens when I put my McCain sign in the ground this week?

Gosh, I don't know. Maybe they'll perform some sort of Democratic witchcraft on it. You can't be too careful.

9/29/2008 12:34:16 PM

Athar

Sigh. Nobody understands politics.

9/29/2008 12:34:39 PM

Drax

How about just accepting that they have different political views to you?

9/29/2008 12:37:48 PM

Amanda

I'm sure your neighbours don't give a crap about what sign is in your lawn. Will you ever look at them the same? Why not?

9/29/2008 12:38:08 PM

Ozzie

So your neighbors don't agree with you, and they think for themselves, etc.

I guess the only true christian thing to do would be STONE THEM!!


9/29/2008 12:40:17 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

Same thread, Daniel1210:

"Just put up your sign, and then paint a hammer and sickle and a crescent moon on the neighbors'!"

lovinlife4:

"Lots of great ideas...Keep em coming!! I'll let you know what I decide!!"


9/29/2008 12:43:46 PM

Blackclaw

Someone in my neighborhood has a Nader sign! I think Nader is a total tool! You know what I'm going to do?

Nothing. It's okay for people to disagree. That's the whole point of democracy. If you want everyone to vote for the same party as you, move to China.

9/29/2008 12:45:16 PM

Mr Smith

You could erect a lower case "t" (as in "t-ime to go") in their front yard and set fire to it just to drive the point home.

9/29/2008 12:47:06 PM



Invite Caribou Barbie round to have a reasoned and intelligent discussion with them.

9/29/2008 12:49:40 PM

Pedantic Twit

Are these people for real? After a while, one begins to suspect that they're all having us on.

9/29/2008 12:53:12 PM

cool cats

You know what that means don't you?

They are secret Muslim Atheist Satanists who will attempt to murder you in some sort of ritual.

OooooOoooOooohh, BEWARE!!

9/29/2008 12:56:10 PM

Shann

Well, being fundamentalist christians, obviously the only right thing to do is harrass them mercilessly and perhaps burn down their house. It's the only way. But remember someone has to die in the process or your god won't be glorified. Tossing stones at them as they flee from the flames sends a strong message too.

9/29/2008 12:56:11 PM

Damen

What will you do?


9/29/2008 12:58:13 PM

Thundersqueaks

"And what happens when I put my McCain sign in the ground this week?"

Don't you know, lovinlife4? Oh, well, let me illuminate you. They'll ritually sacrifice you to Satan, have sex with your still twitching corpse, then feast upon your flesh. If you have children, they will take them and raise them as their own to be atheist, liberal, homosexual satanic evolutionists.


9/29/2008 1:09:36 PM

aaa

Kid, they don't want the same crap for 4 years.

9/29/2008 1:16:30 PM

C_V


OH NOES! SOMEONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN I DO! HELP! *gnash/tear*

what are you, one of those bubble babies??

9/29/2008 1:16:33 PM

Lucilius

"Help! Help! Some of my neighbors aren't scared of black people!"

9/29/2008 1:22:33 PM

Lectora

What happens when you put up your McCain sign?

I dunno... Gog-Magog?

9/29/2008 1:25:00 PM

anonymous

You should just do what I do...

Lock yourself in your house, talk to nobody, and spend all your free time on the Internet, muttering to yourself and reading things aloud.

9/29/2008 1:33:27 PM

stogoe

Someone in my neighborhood has a Nader sign! I think Nader is a total tool! You know what I'm going to do?

Nothing.


You are a disgrace to US Americans. If I were in your place, I'd have blown raspberries at him behind his back.

9/29/2008 1:41:04 PM

Mortok

I'm working on a "Nobody Cares" song, so I can sing it at moments like these.

9/29/2008 1:47:52 PM

Grigadil

You know about rats deserting a sinking ship, right?

I have a berth on the Titanic for you, lovinlife4. Cheap.

9/29/2008 1:58:07 PM

David B.

"Just put up your sign, and then paint a hammer and sickle and a crescent moon on the neighbors'!"

Yeah! Show those b****es what you think of totalitarian one-party theocracies! Oh why oh why isn't everyone made to believe in Jesus and vote Republican? That's what I want to kn... ^&(*^*$(*&^£"!)(

(Oops, sorry, my keyboard vomited as I was typing that!)

9/29/2008 1:58:34 PM
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