goldenlady #fundie asexuality.org

[What would you say about Adam and Eve? They were the first people and they were not monkeys. neither were Cane and Able.]

I would be really disappointed if my ancestors are monkeys. Next time I go to the zoo, I'll see which ones look like kin. Why didn't those poor monkeys evolve into humans yet? And the gorillas? When are they going to start talking and wearing clothes? I guess those Gieco caveman commercials have some merit. Some of us haven't fully evolved yet.

I think Adam and Eve makes a little more sense.

Oh yeah, and 'The Big Bang' theory. Isn't that where suddenly two atoms exploded and people emerged from it? Wow.

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