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[from a thread about jamaica]

From my understanding, pot paralyzes brain cells.

In humans, this causes the well-known hippie daze.


Perhaps in the nigger brain, it paralyzes those brain cells which are "almost human", and as such this causes the nigger to chimp out because the only functioning brain cells remaining are those of the wild, violent, sex crazed ape.

This is the reason why catnip doesn't effect humans. The brain biology is too different. However if niggers, being species of un-evolved hominid, do have some rudimentary human-like brain cells, this might explain why those few cells are paralyzed, giving The Inner Chimp a wide open door to emerge and commit all sorts of monkeyshines.


That's something we humans call "science".

Niggers know it as White Debbil Juju.

Gallóglaigh, Chimpout 11 Comments [9/29/2008 8:05:49 PM]
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Submitted By: malicious_bloke
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Exmuslim Turk.

Just what the fuck are you talking about?

9/29/2008 8:11:28 PM

D Laurier

huh?

9/29/2008 10:41:04 PM

Mortok

What does pot do to pigs like you?

9/29/2008 11:42:04 PM

Jax

"From my understanding, pot paralyzes brain cells."

Carl Sagan would like a word with you.

"This is the reason why catnip doesn't effect humans."

Actually it does. Catnip gets you high. We don't usually think of it because it's legal and marketed for cats.

9/30/2008 12:09:56 AM

Jay-Sus

Hehe, chimp out.

I know I shouldn't laguh but that is pretty funny.

9/30/2008 12:19:08 AM



That's something we humans call "science".

LOL WUT

9/30/2008 1:12:12 AM

ArmandT

Based how you type, you apparently don't need pot to paralyze your brain.

Frankly, as a semi-regular pot smoker I don't think my brain cells are frozen much.

9/30/2008 3:59:55 AM

aaa

Ye haven't gotten a high from catnip, have you?

9/30/2008 9:30:17 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

Bullshit "Catnip doesn't affect humans". Go smoke a joint full of the stuff and see what's what.

9/30/2008 11:00:14 AM

anonymous

I don't think that's science.

For one thing, you haven't proven ANY of it. You're just pulling it out of your ass.

10/17/2008 2:25:14 PM

Randomwolf42

hippie daze

Sunday, Monday, Hippie Daze,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Hippie Daze,
Thursday, Friday, Hippie Daze,
Saturday, stoner day,
Tokin' all week with you.~

7/22/2011 9:29:45 PM
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