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Evolution is a lie. Why do people believe it?
Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA. If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk? Evolution is taught in schools by liberal communists who hate America and American values. It's also racist. Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races. How can it be true if it's racist? But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think. They believe that nature is important and there's global warming and animals are precious and have rights because they're told to think that by liberal teachers and the liberal media. All races are equal, all people are equal for that matter, because God made us that way. Evolutionists hate equality and people. I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face.

Plea4Peace, Yahoo Answers 78 Comments [9/28/2008 12:18:39 AM]
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POSW

Wow, this post has about 10 different kinds of stupid, all wrapped up into one paragraph.

9/28/2008 12:20:58 AM

Almafeta

Now just toss in the Illuminati somewhere and we can call it a day.

9/28/2008 12:26:02 AM

RavenWood

Christian love. Let me bask in it before I tell you to go fuck yourself.

9/28/2008 12:27:02 AM

Cameron Darlirace

Has to be a poe. Nobody is stupid enough to beleive that polar bears live in antartica.

9/28/2008 12:29:29 AM

Jesus Klingon

Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA.

Evolution is supported by scientists, not by hot models who would rather go naked than wear fur. Come to think of it, I'd prefer they go naked than wear fur.

9/28/2008 12:33:04 AM

robotica

S/he managed to work in racism, PETA, anti-global warming, communism, anti-animal protection, pro-oil, and the "lib-rul" teachers and media, all under the premise that evolution is a lie. It's like a neocon talking point salad with a fundie vinaigrette.

9/28/2008 12:38:01 AM

Darwin

A great big steaming pile of WRONG!

9/28/2008 12:44:42 AM

The L

....polar bears don't live in Antarctica...

9/28/2008 12:45:05 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

"They believe that nature is important"

You mean its NOT?

9/28/2008 12:49:09 AM

Mortok

Somebody beat this bitch with a cluebat.

9/28/2008 12:49:09 AM

Adude

Sssssooo... I'm a racist, communist PETA member who loves Antarctic polar bears (ahem) because I don't believe in the xenophobic, mysoginistic, ego-riffic (and evidently animal-hating) teachings of Super Jesus?

9/28/2008 12:50:02 AM

AtheistGirl

1. Because we aren't monkeys. We're a different from of primate.
2. You people have a very bizarre view of American values.
3. It's not racist. Black people, white people, Asian people, Australoids (whatever those are) are all human, the most advanced species on the planet. Apes are less advanced than us.
4. Or maybe we have consciences and don't want our planet to self-destruct in 50 years (which is what most fundies seem to want)
5. Have you read the Bible? Kill the Jericho people! Kill the Egyptians! The Bible has the highest content of religious and ethnic cleansing of any book I've ever read.
6. Good thing no one listens to you, because no one is going to take advice from a person who believes that polar bears live in Antarctica.

9/28/2008 1:12:07 AM

Old Viking

In a sense we're all equal, but -- and I hate to be the one to point this out -- your, yourself, have not yet reached the equal stage.

9/28/2008 1:14:17 AM

vampirehummingbird

Troll. It is not possible to be this stupid.

9/28/2008 1:25:01 AM



Too bad polar bears live in the arctic asshole.

9/28/2008 1:28:54 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

The Bible discriminates against women, blacks, homosexuals, etc. Evolution discriminates against no one. And...where do polar bears live again?

In light of your last line, it's rather ironic your name is Plea4Peace.

9/28/2008 1:37:22 AM

Hazel

Monkeys can talk fine. What, you think they should speak your language?

9/28/2008 1:40:20 AM

ozznova

Gorillas can use sign language, and that's a form of "talking."

I also remember reading somewhere that before Koko, there was an effort to teach gorillas how to speak human languages, but that was unsuccessful, beyond teaching one a few words.

(My source for this is a National Geographic from the late 1970s.)

9/28/2008 2:06:31 AM

John

Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races.

This is false. Evolution doesn't even claim humans are superior to slime molds. It claims all current life is equally evolved.

They believe that nature is important and there's global warming and animals are precious and have rights

How is this consistent with the previous statement that black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races? This moron is suggesting on the one hand that evolution ranks people according to race, and then in the same breath accuses them of treating humans and animals as equals. Plea4Peace, pick one argument or the other.

9/28/2008 2:16:37 AM

LeoKnox

Australoid? Really? Have you ever read a book published after 1900?

9/28/2008 2:19:59 AM

anonymous_troy

We're not monkeys.
It doesn't matter if evolution was taught by Hitler, that wouldn't make it more or less correct.
Racism has no relevance to whether something is true or not, and evolution only says that Africans have evolved to a different environment that favored darker skin and other such traits.
Nature is indeed important, some of us live near it.
All people are equal? But God already knows who's going to Hell and yet He is doing nothing about it. God already has a list of who is less equal than some other people. How does that work?
Environmentalism has nothing to do with evolution, as evolution says nothing about how mankind should handle itself.
There's no oil in my face, I don't care a whole lot for polar bears, and you're full of shit.

If you believe your comment, that's because you're a dumbass. Conservatives can believe in evolution too, and your total lack of intelligence SICKENS ME.

9/28/2008 2:29:22 AM

Jay-Sus

Evolution is a lie.

Wrong.

Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA.

Epic fail.

If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?

Must ignore strawman.

Evolution is taught in schools by liberal communists who hate America and American values.

Cause teaching the truth is bad.

It's also racist. Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races.

Only by racists such as yourself.

How can it be true if it's racist?

It's not racist. You are.

But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think.

You broke my irony meter, asshole.

They believe that nature is important and there's global warming and animals are precious and have rights

That's because it is, there is and they do.

All races are equal, all people are equal for that matter

Atleast that's true.

Evolutionists hate equality and people.

Evolutionist isn't a word so you lose automatically.

go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face.

Polar bears don't live in Antartica and there is no oil as far as we know there.

9/28/2008 2:48:30 AM

werewolf

Please, please, please, go to school and learn something. Don't be an idiot all your life.

9/28/2008 3:19:25 AM

kingoftheheavies

If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?

Oh, but they can. Have you never seen "Planet Of The Apes?"

9/28/2008 3:30:45 AM

myheadhurts

So much bullshit, so little time.

9/28/2008 4:02:40 AM
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