/Gays are not people./
*Thinks about gay neighbors* Hmm, they look human and act like humans. Yeah, I'd say that they're people.
/They are instruments of the devil/
Oh, good Lord, not this tripe again.
/sent forth to perpetrate gaudy fashion and horrible perfumes./
*stares at the screen before erupting into laughter* Please tell me that you're not serious!
/They're also there to take that hot girl or guy you got your eye on just so you can't have them./
Aww, did someone get rejected? Look, Loulmotron, I'm sorry that your crush turned you down for another girl, but she can't help it and neither can you. At least take comfort in the fact that it's nothing personal. My dad once had a crush on a girl in college, but despite everything, she barely noticed him. He realized why when he later saw her walking hand-in-hand with another girl. He was disappointed, but he got over it. You should do the same.
/Since gays are biological robots they cannot love,/
So why do they eat food, bleed, breathe, and otherwise perform all human bodily functions? You're beginning to sound desperate. Get over her already!
/but they are programmed to spite./
Take a look in the mirror, moron.
