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#699955
Smith
Wow, 4 books? She's with the times.
9/27/2008 2:46:12 AM
#699962
threshold
The world of the 60s? The world of entertainment? The world of books? The world of the year 2000? The world of instruction manuals?
Eh, screw it. Back to worshiping pokemon.
9/27/2008 2:47:46 AM
#699967
Mortok
Bitch, don't you even know what year it is?
And I have read each of those books several times, and have yet to find any instructions on the practise of witchcraft.
On the bright side, I am now an expert on Quidditch.
9/27/2008 2:48:34 AM
#699977
picklemonster
I just looked that up on wikipedia. She was born in 1965. yes, no, no, ???.
Now all I've got to do is find a hippogryph feather, firewood, and a unicorn heart, and I'll be able to make a wand to cast spells!
9/27/2008 2:51:37 AM
#699984
Painful
Actually, I have a bigger problem with the fact that she quit her job and went on welfare (when she could have afforded childcare after her divorce) and wrote the multi million dollar empire while being supported by the public when she admits she was perfectly capable of taking care of herself and her child without help.
9/27/2008 2:54:05 AM
#699987
SurfinSeaOtter
Yes, Harry Potter is the devil
9/27/2008 2:54:50 AM
#699989
kingoftheheavies
This is a warning; things are not always what they seem.
*pulls invisibility cloak over head, and retreats to vantage point deep in the shadows*
9/27/2008 2:54:57 AM
#700001
myheadhurts
There is no such thing as witchcraft muggle.
9/27/2008 2:59:00 AM
#700004
Fdragon
Liar.
Harry Potter does not teach witchcraft. If you had actually followed it then, or hell even researched it, you would know that.
9/27/2008 2:59:50 AM
#700016
Jay-Sus
Liar! The only thing Fundies read is the bullshit other Fundies spout off.
9/27/2008 3:03:35 AM
#700045
Reverend Jeremiah
Bullshit..I used to be a wiccan..JK Rowling does no such thing in her books. Stop lying for Jesus to get attention you fundy ass hat!
9/27/2008 3:21:17 AM
#700055
Mayhem
Yes, because butchered English and pseudo-Latin is the basis of witchery.
"Headus deskus!"
9/27/2008 3:26:12 AM
#700079
PhoenixUltima
Man, I just do not get it. A book has wizards in it, and suddenly it means it's a tool for the devil to lead children away from Christ via witchcraft? Hurr?
There are plenty of legitimate reasons to hate the Harry Potter series (they're boring, they're stupid, they're all more or less the same, the later ones are almost as thick as a phone book and just as thrilling to read through, WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE TO KEEP GOING BACK TO THE DURSLEYS AND GET TREATED LIKE SHIT POWER OF LOVE MY FUCKING ASS AAHAGHSGAHGSHAGSHAGHSGHGHSHSBABH), there's no need to make up stuff about Satan.
9/27/2008 3:40:11 AM
#700090
GigaGuess
Yes, first you have to find Platform 9 3/4...
Oh, wait, there is no Platform 9 3/4. Then that means...IT'S FICTION!
9/27/2008 3:58:08 AM
#700095
Alethe
Four books?!? You stopped at The Goblet of Fire?!?
As far as I know, she wrote seven (eight, if you count the soon-to-be-released Tales of Beedle the Bard...)
This being said, well, it's FICTION anyway. Just like most of the Bible.
9/27/2008 4:01:08 AM
#700096
Darwin
It's true, she turned me into a newt!
I got better..
9/27/2008 4:01:22 AM
#700138
Mike
And Animorphs is an instruction manual or changelings.
9/27/2008 4:54:00 AM
#700151
anonymous_troy
I read all seven books and all I got was disappointed. Harry / Ginny? what the heck??
9/27/2008 5:03:05 AM
#700166
ID82
Not only is this statement stupid, but the person proves that it's crazy in the last sentence.
9/27/2008 5:10:16 AM
#700168
LOLWUT
Sure and the Bible teaches us a completely flawed cosmology, and that deseases are caused by demons, and that abortion is ok if carried out by god. Oh wait, it's just fiction? Hm. Maybe those Potter books are fiction as well?
9/27/2008 5:10:56 AM
#700192
Illuminatalie
"I know this because I was once very much a part of that world."
Pleh lanoisseforp teg!
9/27/2008 5:24:33 AM
#700206
M.M.
Eh, screw it. Back to worshiping pokemon.
Pokemon is satanic also. I don't know how, but it is. Satan is behind everything that makes kids happy, apparently.
9/27/2008 5:32:54 AM
#700220
RevDG
i don't get it, how are the books instructions on witchcraft?
or is anything that doesn't make witch look bad automatically instruction in witchcraft?
did you ever even read the books? i have a feeling you never did and are just going off the drivel some moron propagated
9/27/2008 5:54:13 AM
#700246
Dr. Funkenstein
I used to read Harry Potter when I was like 14, and I'll tell you, I didn't learn spell one from 'em
9/27/2008 6:30:50 AM
#700298
toothache
Seriously, how much lighter fluid does one have to sniff before one thinks that Harry Potter is demonically corrupting our youth?
9/27/2008 7:41:31 AM
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