(again about Clay Aiken)
Tonya B and people who think like that. God has already stated homosexuality is an abomination (which means it makes him want to hurl) so when we condemn it it doesn't mean we are judging but we are restating what God already says He hates. Yes we are all sinners so thanks for pointing out the obvious
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Yes, it makes God want to hurl. Like, gag God with a spoon. Like, God thinks it's, like, totally gross. Like, it says, like, right there in the, like, Bible, "And God spaketh unto the children of Sodom, saying 'Ewwww!'"
...oh my God, are you twelve ?!
How can it be an abomination? Penguins do it, and everyone LOVES penguins!
A god who hates penguins is not worth worshipping.
God has already stated homosexuality is an abomination (which means it makes him want to hurl)
Yet he sits calmly behind his one-way glass window with a popcorn bag while one of his clergy rapes the innocent children of his faithful followers.
Anyhow, complete failure at redefinition aside, I'd have to say; for an omnipotent being your sky fairy has a rather flimsy constitution. If merely looking at two people of the same gender together can cause your god to throw up then the sheer moral debauchery of the crusades must have given him an epileptic seizure.
Throwing up without even having a stomach, let alone any food in it, would be quite an achievement but, then again, for god all things are supposedly possible - even pointless, nonsensical things.
Wrong, asshat. You are judging. And even worse, you are not judging the gays but judging the lord himself by guessing what you think he believes. So pray that there's no god because until now you didn't fare so well in fulfilling your god's bidding.
Jeez, if being a christian means being a misanthropic, selfrighteous asshole like you, I'd rather go to hell than spend eternity with you dipshit.
Well at least this is biblical - depending on how much weight you give the words, the bible does say some things make God feel like throwing up, so apparently God has a metabolism of sorts. Of course, this raises more questions that it answers.
It's not a simple fact of re-stating.
There is an underlying sense of satisfaction, rather like that of the bully in the schoolyard, of being able to slap someone down and judge them and condemn them to some alleged lake of fire that nobody has ever seen. There is the secret and vicious pleasure of being able to scapegoat someone with full approval from your so-called Holy Book, that appeals to the most hidden cruel and sadistic streak that most people try to keep under control and buried deep.
How convenient to be able to use your god as a means of openly expressing all the pustulating nastiness you have within. What catharsis!
I am not a sinner.
Sin is a religious construct invented in order to have a tool with which it was easy to control the uneducated and primitive masses.
Sin is not real, sin is just more religious bullshit.
"God has already stated homosexuality is an abomination (which means it makes him want to hurl) so when we condemn it it doesn't mean we are judging but we are restating what God already says He hates."
He has? Where? You've got a Holy Memo or something that states "From the Desk of God Almighty" or something? No, of course not. What you have are hand-me-down stories from ignorant Bronze Age goatherds about how they thought shit worked and should be run. No god had anything to do with your pathetic little book and you'd know that just by reading the damned thing.
"Yes we are all sinners so thanks for pointing out the obvious"
If so, then what's the big fuss over homosexuality? It's like murdering 500 people and then littering. Who cares at that point?
Yes we are all sinners so thanks for pointing out the obvious
But we're not all hypocrites. Paul, after listing about 20 "sins", said "Do you suppose, O man, that when you judge those who do such things and yet do them yourself, you will escape the judgment of God?"
it doesn't mean we are judging but we are restating what God already says He hates.
Nonsense. God says He hates all sorts of stuff. Eating shellfish is an abomination to God, too. The Jews list "613 Mitzvot" - God's commandments. But bigots don't follow the Bible; they form their opinions first, then cherry-pick the Bible to find parts that agree with what they would have believed anyway. Then they say "hey, I'm just following God's orders".
The bible says that it rains on the just and the unjust alike. But, when this god thingy wants to hurl, does he bend over and hurl in the direction of gay enclaves? (If so, we'd better all carry our umbrellas at all times because this god has notoriously poor aim.)
God has already stated homosexuality is an abomination (which means it makes him want to hurl)...
Nnnno, it means it's against the temples teachings. It's people like you who have keyed it up to make it into the most vile, reprehensible thing ever.
...so when we condemn it it doesn't mean we are judging but we are restating what God already says He hates.
Yes we are all sinners so thanks for pointing out the obvious
Leviticus refers to an idiomatic phrase usually interpreted to refer to male-male penetrative sex as an affront to Hebrew racial and cultural purity. "Abomination" is a sloppy translation, and would be better used as a translation of things described as a moral transgression rather than a violation of a sign of Hebrew "separateness" and cultural norms.
"Tonya B and people who think like that. God has already stated homosexuality is an abomination (which means it makes him want to hurl)..."
It makes Him want to hurl? Does that mean that He sucks at suppressing His gag reflex when giving head? Or is renegade just projecting his problem on his imaginary friend?
Seriously, I find it difficult to believe that a God who puts the prostate where it is and wants a harem "choir" of 144.000 virgin males is totally opposed to homosexuality...
Theologians have historically been divided on whether Jesus defecated. But if God can puke...what does He eat?
Sacrifices, it must be assumed. But even the Jews haven't regularly burned him any 'pleasing odors' in ages, so OMG GOD IS STARVING!!!
Of course, if you kill something in God's name and set it on fire that might do, so maybe he ekes out an existence through holy war? OMG GOD EATS PEOPLE!!!!!
Confused?
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