Grammar, it has none.
9/27/2008 2:53:41 PM
Actually, Lulzmonger, I believe the proper phrase in this case would be "Brains, it has none". ^_^
9/27/2008 2:57:45 PM
Oh, good, then you won't be offended by this
9/27/2008 3:16:08 PM
you have the right to say what you like, you don't have the right to have an audience
nor to be offensive to people.
PS GAY <> Bestiality
9/27/2008 3:16:16 PM
Yep, you have the right to be an obnoxious bitch, and other people have the right to tell you that you are an obnoxious bitch.
9/27/2008 3:26:10 PM
PENGUINS DO IT, SO IT'S OKAY! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BIGOTED CUNT!
If you're gonna caps lock at me, I'm gonna caps lock right back.
9/27/2008 3:28:15 PM
Since your god is allegedly almighty and omnipotent, I think he doesn't need a pissant like you defending him or his supposed word.
9/27/2008 3:32:35 PM
Shrimp is an abomination, evalynbarnum. Why do you go against the word of God?
9/27/2008 3:39:29 PM
Go fuck yourself. It's hate filled people like you that make it hard for me to talk to my own parents about me being a lesbian. You shits don't understand the... the utter damage you cause. You will casually backhand us and pretend that your own god said it was okay to do so. You've got the right to say shit like this out loud? Well, so do I. I've got the right to tell you to stick your head up your colon and lick out that burger your fat ass ate 20 years ago.
I came out to my parents recently, and they constantly tell me over and over again "You'll go to Hell, you know that?" Like I fucking need that. Like I need that from low little shits like you. You are judging, you're not defending the word of God because you've never read your damn bible.
Now get the fuck out, think about what you've done, then go shoot yourself in the cranium until it starts to hurt a bit.
9/27/2008 3:45:59 PM
Yeah! Begin the slaughter of those who wear poly blends!
9/27/2008 3:50:17 PM
9/27/2008 4:30:41 PM
The bible speaks out on gays and how WRONG it is
No, the Bible doesn't especially "speak out" against gays. The way fundies talk, you'd think it was some kind of Eleventh Commandment. The Bible just says it's an abomination to the Lord, like eating shellfish or shortchanging the collection plate. Paul mentions homosexuality along with a whole bunch of other stuff that he says is equally bad, like gossiping and boasting.
"I [David, Jesus' 26 x great grandfather] am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women." (2 Samuel 1:26)
9/27/2008 5:06:40 PM
9/27/2008 5:24:01 PM
No, the bible says no gay sex. Nothing on Gay love. And you are being discriminating against when you are not allowed to discriminate against others yourself?
9/27/2008 5:46:09 PM
Well to be honest the bible says no man should lie with another man like he does with a woman. It doesn't really specify what lieing is exactly.
9/27/2008 5:58:30 PM
Oh yes you are judging. A gay person could be leading an exemplary like of chastity and celibacy. How are you to know otherwise? In jumping to the conclusion that they are not, you are making a definite judgement. Moreover, as I said in another posting, such a judgement presumes to know the mind of God, and that is unknowable to a mere human. Therefore you are committing blasphemy.
As to defending God, you claim he is all powerful. If this is so, then it is the sin of presumption to make that assumption. God does not need you to protect him, thank you very much. You are arrogating to yourself powers you do not have. Another blasphemy!
It is certainly not YOURS, or anyone's, right to defend God. If God is, then he is beyond comprehension. It just makes you feel self-important to pretend that you are protecting the unprotectable and ineffable. Another blasphemy!
I have a feeling the maw of hell is opening up to swallow you Evalyn.
9/27/2008 6:02:58 PM
I WILL NOT SHUT UP WHEN IT COMES TO DEFENDING GOD AND HIS WORD.
What a worthless, weak, ignorant, pussy of a gawd you worship.
9/27/2008 6:31:15 PM
I think your a witch; burn the bitch... burn her
9/27/2008 7:11:20 PM
Fundies: proudly standing up for their rights to be assholes and idiots.
9/27/2008 7:32:48 PM
A god zombie has the right to be a god zombie. No more, no less.
9/27/2008 7:46:06 PM
The Old Testament demonstrates that God's word is the word of a homicidal psychopath. But, yes, you're free to defend it if you think he needs help.
9/27/2008 7:56:13 PM
Yes, you have the right to be disgusted/repulsed by homosexual activity. You do NOT, however, have the right to persecute them personally, or to attempt to weave persecution of them into the law code of this SECULAR nation.
9/27/2008 8:04:09 PM
Yeah you have the right to hate homosexuals but the law is not going to back you up on that, and it's mostly going to make you look like a jerk.
9/27/2008 8:29:08 PM
Yes, the bible says homosexuality is a sin, it also says that stealing and lying is a sin..how many times a day to you steal and sin? According to Jesus ALL sin is equal and demand equal consequences.
Ever stole a paperclip before?
9/27/2008 8:30:07 PM
The bible speaks out on gays and how WRONG it is
It says the same thing about mixed fabrics and dudes having long hair. I don't ever see you fundies having a shitstorm over that.
9/27/2008 8:41:39 PM