Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
I say we bring back the Witch Hunts! minus the brutal torture, just armed with our Swords and Faith
[9/30/2008 9:30:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Khaine
Too bad there aren't any witches.
10/3/2008 9:05:18 PM
An' heah I sits wif mah .30-06, a-waitin' for raptard season to open.
10/3/2008 9:10:54 PM
Sure, as long as you don't mind that pagans start feeding insane, morbid Christians to lions again.
10/3/2008 9:19:11 PM
Never thought I'd say this, but ^Jesus FTW.
10/3/2008 9:24:58 PM
/minus the brutal torture/
/just armed with our Swords and Faith/
So, what, pray tell, do you plan on doing with those swords of yours? Oh, I see, you're going to make it a quick killing, are you? Yeah, like that's SO much better. *eyeroll*
10/3/2008 10:46:10 PM
Swords? Hey guys, it's fundie huntin' season! I'll git th' street sweeper.
10/3/2008 11:23:35 PM
I wonder what they do when the people who are also armed not only with swords but with guns and explosives try to defend themselves?
Let's see their faith deflect a bullet, yes?
Oh, and from the same topic:
"why do all these people have "Pride" days and parades? why must they feel the overwhelming urge to brag and show off like this?
i mean, i know why, but i don't understand it.
its sooooo lame."
Because you know how Christians don't get Christmas or Easter off or anything...
And how Pride things dont even get the day off, they just celebrate.
11/21/2008 12:52:48 AM
Bring your swords. The witches have guns.
12/22/2008 4:56:45 PM
So...witch hunts with brutal executions, as opposed to brutal torture. I guess if you make if fast, you don't have to feel guilty about it afterward.
12/22/2008 6:25:06 PM
Your problem is, witches aren't afraid of you any more, and a witch is actually more likely to own a sword than you would be. I think you should probably shut the fuck up and sit down before you start pissing us off any further.
12/22/2008 6:57:34 PM
But if you declare war on the witches, the atheists will probably side with them. And since there are a lot of atheist scientists, that means you'll be facing people who can make bombs and linear accelerators and shit like that. You don't want that.
12/23/2008 3:47:25 AM
Again, if witches actually had powers your cross and sword wouldn't do you any good.
12/23/2008 1:37:35 PM
Yes, please do! Then I will shoot the lot of you with my gun. Try modernizing.
1/5/2009 12:46:15 PM
I'm glad this will never happen for a lot of reasons. Why? One: a lot of innocent women will die AS BEFORE. Two: it's completely barbaric. Three: My History class would be dead cause we sorta jinxed Micheal Jackson.
6/27/2009 11:00:51 AM
Repeat from fstdt.com? Or just repeated rant from brave soul at RR? Only witches know.
6/27/2009 11:08:08 AM
What is it with these people? I can't believe anyone can be that insecure and still step out of the house.
6/27/2009 7:16:22 PM
Typical fundie; bringing an imaginary sword to a magic incantation fight.
6/27/2009 8:39:03 PM
I have a real sword and it wasn't made for playing dress-up. Bring it, bitch.
6/28/2009 4:16:10 AM
Actually, I wish they would bring back the witch hunts, just as he/she/it says. It would be the bain of xianity, as the world would recognise what complete idiots they are.
9/2/2009 9:35:39 PM
You guys sure this one isn't a poe? I have trouble envisioning anyone saying they want to bring "Witch Hunts" back without at least a trace of irony.
9/2/2009 9:39:52 PM
And how do you know she is a Witch?
She turned me into a newt!!
7/29/2011 9:28:43 PM
Hopefully, the witches will be armed with AK-47s and grenade launchers.
7/30/2011 12:30:31 AM
Someone bring me my aircraft carrier Zeppelin. I have a feeling that this will be quick.
Swords and faith-- vs. SCIENCE!!-- let's see...
7/30/2011 12:42:13 AM
Just like the lazy American way, half-assing everything. Your ancestors would be appalled
7/31/2011 6:12:08 AM