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#701557
aaa
Kid, i know corporations who have made a lot nastier things. Go harass them.
9/28/2008 3:30:58 PM
#701559
toothache
Holy non-sequitur Batman!
9/28/2008 3:32:54 PM
#701575
Martha Jones
*headdesk*
Shut up, you old bat.
9/28/2008 3:43:29 PM
#701577
Grigori Yefimovich
There go Sony, Toyota, Mitsubishi, Yamaha...
9/28/2008 3:44:14 PM
#701582
LOLWUT
I wonder what kind of economy Jesus would invent?
9/28/2008 3:49:24 PM
#701588
Kinderklein
"The American private enterprise system depends on honesty as normal and accepted behavior"
BWahahahah!
9/28/2008 3:55:02 PM
#701589
anonymous
That's called caveat emptor. It's dangerous to buy stuff from a nation full of unregulated and fail like China.
Like this instant ramen. *holds up a packet of Maruchan Oriental ramen*
It's slowly killing me.
9/28/2008 3:55:19 PM
#701594
Blah
Candy being sold to kids contain alarming amounts of sugar and strange chemicals for taste and colour, even in our Judeo-Christian economy here in the West. Praise the Lord.
9/28/2008 3:57:58 PM
#701597
GreenEyedLilo
In light of the financial freefall we're having in America, I don't know whether to laugh so hard I cry or cry so hard I laugh.
9/28/2008 4:02:32 PM
#701608
approximate
Hey Phyllis,
I have a 1973 Ford Pinto for sale. 100% original, American made. Excellent condition. $50 OBO to you or any Fundamentalist Christian buyer. Comes complete with 25 year old bottle of Tylenol, never used.
Contact me at rollingmolotovcoctail@kaboom.com
9/28/2008 4:16:48 PM
#701614
One Trick Pony
You were doing so well, until the end.
9/28/2008 4:21:23 PM
#701616
The Watcher
Yeah, Phyllis. Like that mad cow disease coming out of officially-Anglican Britain? That's just a figment of our imagination.
9/28/2008 4:23:03 PM
#701618
Rat of Steel
(LOLWUT)
"I wonder what kind of economy Jesus would invent?"
While I haven't got the Bible memorized, Jesus certainly seems like a communist to me, or at least someone friendly to what communism represents "on paper".
*grins as he pictures Phyllis Schlafly having an aneurysm upon being hit with the massive irony of this realization*
9/28/2008 4:25:32 PM
#701619
MK
I totally agree.
Unfortunately, as there are exactly 0 economies based on Judeo-Christian morals, this would shut down all trade entirely.
9/28/2008 4:27:58 PM
#701622
Mike
So we shouldn't buy from America anymore? Or anywhere except the Vatican?
9/28/2008 4:31:21 PM
#701624
Philbert McAdamia
@ approximate
I have a 1973 Ford Pinto for sale . . . to you or any Fundamentalist Christian buyer.
Hahaha - is this a subtle suggestion to die in a fire?
I love it. A rapture vehicle.
9/28/2008 4:31:48 PM
#701625
rubber chicken
I am sure that the population of Bhopal agree with you Phylis.
9/28/2008 4:38:07 PM
#701629
Funnyguts
Doesn't a Christian economy require us to give up all our stuff and become ascetics? Isn't that what an economy isn't?
9/28/2008 4:49:10 PM
#701631
The Watcher beat me to it.
9/28/2008 4:53:16 PM
#701632
So now you guys are AGAINST unregulated trade?
9/28/2008 4:55:45 PM
#701635
LabRat
You mean like oil?
9/28/2008 5:00:10 PM
#701637
POSW
Of course, Phyllis, you realize that this would limit us to trading with only 15 countries - Argentina, Bolivia, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Liechtenstein, Malta, Monaco, Slovakia, the Vatican, Greece, Cyprus, Denmark, Iceland, Norway, England, and Israel - the ones with official Judeo-Christian state religions.
Lesson - think before you stick your foot so far up your mouth that you bite yourself in the ass.
9/28/2008 5:03:48 PM
#701652
Papabear
The FEMA/Katrina disaster happened under a Christian prez in our "Christian country." Enron happened in our "Christian country." The Exxon Valdez oil spill happened in our "Christian country." Having Christians around doesn't seem to help much, Phyllis.
9/28/2008 5:37:27 PM
#701660
Allegory for Jesus
An economy based on Judeo-Christian morality? I thought you guys didn't like communism anymore...
Anyway..."infant milk"? Well...I suppose that is morally superior to "infant juice"...
9/28/2008 6:13:16 PM
#701661
Booley
Phyllis, remember how we talked about how you needed to stop your comments one sentence earlier?
Ok we didn't actually. But clearly we should.
The early Christians were communists.
Our economy isnt based on any Judeo Christian "values" (otherwise we couldn't have banks..since they would be Usurers)
And the reason China has all these issues and we do (any longer) is because of the work of all those "Liberal secularists" you hate so much. Certainly not because of people like you.
9/28/2008 6:13:25 PM
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