Pastor Winthrop USA #fundie answers.yahoo.com

In these troubled economic times, many members of my congregation are struggling to find well-paid jobs: As their pastor, I do my best to help such as preparing them for interviews. However, I always insist that they discuss their past times and social activities at my church to gage the reaction of their future employer. If there is no interest in what they say, I tell them to suspect an Atheist. Thereupon, they should excuse themselves and leave the room immediately.

The same applies to acquiring the services of Atheists. If I suspect that my local barber is an Atheist, I prefer to let my hair grow long. If the pharmacist refuses to accept God, I prefer to remain sick.

So long as we fail to economically embargo the Atheists, how can we expect to beat their ideology at home and overseas?

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