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I think for a long overdue refreshing change, they should be taught the TRUTH of God's creation of man!

If we came from apes, there wouldn't still be apes. From fish, ditto!

800trunkerman, http://bigcountryhomepage.com 35 Comments [10/6/2008 1:39:39 PM]
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#709521
Eden

It is said that religious fundamentalism has a special attraction to uneducated people.
You, 800trunkerman, are a perfect example of this ;)

10/6/2008 1:45:47 PM
#709526
Doctor Whom

If we came from dirt, there wouldn't still be dirt. From ribs, ditto!

10/6/2008 1:49:53 PM
#709527
Mortok

Is there some way we can de-volve these knuckleheads?

More than they already have, I mean.

10/6/2008 1:50:10 PM
#709528
anonymous

If people came from God, there wouldn't still be God!

10/6/2008 1:50:13 PM
#709534
picklemonster

I thought about this once, and the only reply I have that they might understand is:

If Christianity came from Catholicism/Judaism, then surely they wouldn't be around either, if that's you're view on evolution.

10/6/2008 1:58:21 PM
#709538
freako104

Then I guess we did not come from apes but then again evolution does not work that way. Only an idiot who never actually read on the idea of an organism adapting to its environment would think such a thing.

10/6/2008 2:03:28 PM
#709563
diereligiondie

If we came from apes, there wouldn't still be apes. From fish, ditto!

Completely, utterly, totally wrong.

10/6/2008 2:16:20 PM
#709569


If I came from my parents, there wouldn't still be my parents. From my grandparents, ditto!

10/6/2008 2:21:32 PM
#709571
Dan Onymous

then how do you explain, in the face of overwhelming evidence, that apes and fish do still exist?

10/6/2008 2:22:32 PM
#709645
Xotan

Before you try to trash something, learn about it first. That way you avoid making an utter ass of yourself.

10/6/2008 3:36:51 PM
#709668
Grigadil

You came from your mama's cunt. She's an ape, just like you.


10/6/2008 3:59:42 PM
#709671
Paschal Wagner

If Americans came from Europe and Africa, there wouldn't still be Europeans and Africans.

10/6/2008 4:01:16 PM
#709677
aaa

Flunked?

10/6/2008 4:05:38 PM
#709745
Knotilus

Where's Morbo?

10/6/2008 4:52:16 PM
#709803
Shadoboy

Someone please cue Morbo...

10/6/2008 5:21:58 PM
#709835
Nirjuana

If modern Americans came from Europeans, there wouldn't still be Europeans.

10/6/2008 5:30:30 PM
#709839
Horsefeathers

"If we came from apes, there wouldn't still be apes."

You're an idiot. Go learn something.

10/6/2008 5:32:48 PM
#709841
John

If we came from apes, there wouldn't still be apes

The creationist website "Answers in Genesis" has a list of "Arguments we think creationists should NOT use". They say "Persistently using discredited arguments is both ineffectual and, more importantly, immoral—it’s the truth that sets us free (John 8:32), not error, and Christ is “the truth” (John 14:6)! Since there is so much good evidence for creation, there is no need to use any of the “doubtful” arguments."

Listed under "Which arguments should definitely not be used?" is "If we evolved from apes, apes shouldn’t exist today."

10/6/2008 5:34:08 PM
#709860
Mister Spak

If we came from dirt, there wouldn't still be dirt.

10/6/2008 5:37:53 PM
#709895
Gloob

At this rate, in a hundred years this argument will be obsolete...because apes will likely be extinct.

Something tells me Fundamentalists, whether Christian or Moslem, will not...

10/6/2008 5:52:36 PM
#709932
JohnTheAtheist

800trunkerman I have a secret to tell you. Are you listening? YOU are an ape. Deal with it.

Oh and also, try learning a little bit about evolution before you maek statements that make you look like a total idiot to people with brains. Just some helpful advice.

10/6/2008 6:12:41 PM
#709947
Reverend Jeremiah

Yeah, but to bad only Christians teach people about that.

Evolution, that is taught in schools, teaches REAL science..not what you just mentioned.

If you dont like the idea of teaching that men came from monkeys, then stop teaching your children that..because evolution does not.

10/6/2008 6:25:06 PM
#710042
Old Viking

I came from Buffalo and it's still there. Well, sort of.

10/6/2008 8:11:47 PM
#710082
Bored One-time Poster

You know what would REALLY be a refreshing change?

10/6/2008 8:49:57 PM
#710088
Jax

We didn't come from apes. We ARE apes, specifically a type of Great Ape.

10/6/2008 8:56:04 PM
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